Lars

Ooh, looky here, it's a young skull full of mush from the land called Uck. Or is it Ick? Well, some goober nation anyway. We are home, so sod off.

FOOLE? Anybody else notice that when decrepit old Joe gets angry and starts foaming at the mouth, he slips into Olde English? Can't even imagine what it's like to be that ancient. {just helping you out here by providing an example, Joe, wink, wink...}

So many positions, so little time, eh Nidan? Don't know about everybody else, but that was not a picture I needed in my head.

Isn't that a bit redundant? I mean, can a German ever find happiness, with or without the Peng Challenge? Even supposing that they did, would it be recognised as such? </font>

…bent over, like a feeble old man with a cane, waiting for someone to…

And yet, you couldn't.

This way to the reception --->

Congrats Andreas!!! {All together now lads} You'll be Soooooooorrrrrrrryyyyy!!!!!!! Oh yeah, the THE RULES… S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). Now, which way to the open bar?

We could make a good case for rounding Boo off to the next hole.

Hmmm, maybe if they put a nice miniature inside...

{points finger at Boo} It's all his fault! I told him not to do it! I said we're goooonnnnnaaaaa get in trouble!!!!!! {end of snitching}

Hell, somedays I seriously think about going back to pencil and vellum. Or maybe bumwad. Should be good for my arse.

Yes, but at least I'm popular with the female rats.

Oh sure, stick me with the guys in black uniforms just to tick off the Boers a little more. Hmm, Germans against Boers. Which ones are the bad guys again? Eh well, send it over and we'll sort it out later.

We're talking OGSF, so you'll soon be an expert either way.

Please tell that to the man who writes the checks. Can't talk him in to springing $25,000 for ProE.

Think we can safely ignore this one Boo. Go on, use your one bullet while the Justicar is gone. You know you want to.

Seanachai's a strong maybe. </font>

To really tick you off, he's got my copies of all those sitting around his house to boot. Unless those are mine. But I doubt it. That would imply that Dale cleaned.

And your complete failure to grasp satire says what about you?

I'm a Autocad flunkie. I couldn't possibly figure out one of those fancy artiste programs.

Where's the sock puppet? He fits in here.

Sword of Rome at my place on Saturday. Seanachai brings the beer. Papa Kahn brings a mop. Dalem rolls the 3's.

feckin whore, playing without me. That was my 15 roll. Computer up. Boxes in. New basement leaks. Papa Kahn dies.

And that makes three that just sod off. CMx2 is quite the improvement!