Lars

This game must be stopped.

I realize that serving in Iraq is tough, but is that the best gay porn you could smuggle in?

The problem is, we're not giving the terrorists the benefits of Desenex.

Does this mean that we can talk about the length of our rods? </font>

Hey, I swear I never touched her!

Maybe Hubert wanted a people person.

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits…

Hunting Regulations: $ - Buy a license. As in we need a e-mail addy, bub. * - Get up early. You're gonna have to if ya wanna get game in these parts. ^ - Take careful aim, don't shoot at the whole flock. @ - Check for antlers or plumage before firing. No shooting hens. Better yet, sod off and go take up fishing…

Thanks. Looking forward to a post with some meat in it.

Tis not yet fox pee season. That's next week.

I bet you have. I just bet you have. Perv.

Spent the day fixing up the front entry. Carved the pumpkins, one puking on the other one's head, looks great. Got cobwebs everywhere, spiders hanging all over, spooky lights installed. And to top it all off, I have a 18" rubber spider that is about the grossest thing you've ever seen rigged up on a drop line and tucked up in the alcove right by the door. Somebody is peeing in their bunny suit tonight. God, I love Halloween…

I always knew you were a closet Ricky Martin fan.

Never really needed one. They usually challenge the whole Pool then leave quietly in embarrassment.

It only proves you hacked the code. Stop while you're ahead, you're only digging yourself in deeper.

Speedy is a no-good dingo bum sniffer. My crack Panthers were uber, he was, well, Speedy. To prove it, through no skill of his own, one little half squad survives the demolition of the building it was cowering in. Right next to a flag of course and cheats me out of my Total Victory. This shall not stand! Send another. This time, give me one less crack Panther. And just to make it interesting, give yourself another half squad. There, you can't ask fairer than that.

Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps? </font>

Soap was invented in 2800 BC in Babylonia. Perhaps you should technologize in smaller steps?

I really figured Boo would be into copralites.

Gnome foi-gras? Oh, where will we ever find the volunteers to run the grinder?

Wow. Just wow. That's really going to leave a mark. I mean, especially looking at the flotsam around here...better nick that one quick...

Like most NASCAR people, I think Junior would do one of the livestock. Now issue a Challenge to one of the Squires, or sod off.

Why not just stay the weekend then and enjoy the culture? {…snicker, snicker, snort…ah god, I'm killing myself here…}

Lubbock. Been there many times. A lovely town, especially at this time of ye… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry, just couldn't keep a straight face there. Eh, it's no Amarillo…

It's already Peng's B-Day again? Who's turn is it to change the Pod's soil this year?