PawBroon

I merely linked to it Loki. I am not nor am I claiming posting rights or authorship of that article. Seeing it was interresting and that the author was worth the few pages his article spans, I just provided the public service. Funny how a year ago I would never have bother with that fine point and after a year of dwelling in here I have developed some of that PC survival instinct for Board Flaming.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Did you get a "Reinforcements Have Arrived" message?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Never tried it before but unless that scenario was a fierce swirl of forces, would reinforcements appear behind enemy lines? Somebody tried that? That would be wicked...

A small study of the German Invinciblity Myth. Seeing most of the Threads here there would be takers I'd figure. It's hosted on the Wargamer site. Link provided underneath: http://www.wargamer.com/articles/german_myth_main.asp Only applicable to CM if at the Operational Level someone put a CD in your drive without telling you which game you'd end up playing.

We got our Inner Crodas already, why in Hell would we want some of your Outer Mongolia? Got rot there. Multiple Peng Threads are a transition while the legitimacy is settled. Rexford will do curves to explain that to you.

Dunnee at least you proved beyond redemption your grace and elegance in all the Threads you so eloquantly posted in...

I should be able to terminate what I started. [ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: PawBroon ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dunnee: You know what Pawbroon? you're absolutely right...it's just me, I have no friends, not here anyways.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OmeGod!! That's it!! You're Hiram Phan ultra newest slick alias. That the whinning that gave you away Hiram. Good boy. Tut now will you?

One should never trust a Boardee. A Pooler would know it was expected of him to loose at Jabo! and provide the said service. No sense of camaraderie in Boardees...

And then the Elders said: Behold the coming of a Thread that would be coopted by so many newbies and sycophants! Shaw you sodding AnteChrist, doesn't it give you Haemorrhoids to be courted and bumped by such LowLifers?

Expect some morons to pour and say things like: Bless me for I have a shin. Or whatever idiocy we usually have for starters...

You're drunk?! You are bloody friggin drunk?! That's why you were singing Hope I die before I get Penged in the shower for the last 20 minutes?!!! Yeah take that one: Ever since I was a little boy I posted in the Peng Threads!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Thus spoke Emma: You sure can't find good help these days.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you're looking for help you should not be expecting MechanizedRodent to be much handy for whatever it is you needed a handy man for in the first place...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>YK2ed: Still, I was sooooooo looking forward to those vital statistics and pics<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can't you just bloody remember?! Or was it that, errr, CrodaLike in insignificance?

Those bloody females don't come a plenty under our sky. I say a Peng Thread driven with the silky touch of one can't hurt that much. Or if it will, Mensch shall provide some Java Applets to broadcast the Webcams.

Woman Power!! Woohooo!!! Take heed you all Droolers, errr, Poolers. We had the classical Dead Man Walking, now is the time for Boobs Steering. Bloody time a woman and a Scot take care of Peng and Pengities. All other Threads are hereby irrelevants...

That's fitting... Strange how contextual you can be, bastards in here and bastids elsewhere. Do what you need to do if you think you're in need of redeeming. The Essence of Peng is quite simple. Just don't miss the point or you'll miss the fun.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Pascal DI FOLCOed: PDF<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> PDF = Pascal Di Folco?!! It was YOU that did that PDF Manuals!! The shame is on ye! Just so I know, between Frogs, I do sincerely hope you are not Goebbelsing me either? I report sites, never people. And what I trace back is Sysadmins just so they know they are offering disk space to some people dwelling in illegal thingies. Then, I do report that directly to BTS and do not feed the crowd... Hope you see the difference you Stinking French!! If you got problem with that Frog then I'll have to kick your sorry batrachian butt from here to eternity over a PBEM.?

Ferdinand & Fishu thanks for taking some time on my post. The reference to Ms is obvious since firstly nobody cares about buying Windows actually and since every one loves to take pot shots at Gates, it was a likely reference. As for what I said to Rommel22, what he did and the would be resulting spams falls on legal action AS WELL. There are laws like the Unsollicited Commercial Mail Act. What you did is not even remotely commercial so you can imagine... You got weird guys on the Net. If you don't mind being nuked, spammed and Trojaned then no probs. I hope you have a good anti viral and firewall system when you start playing the Caped Crusader. As for piracy in general and CM in particular you should REALLY read my post twice. I have been regularly tracing back guys and sites offering ripped CM and Manuals in PDF. I had ALWAYS kept that info STRICTLY between BTS and I. The Net is huge and things have a certain way of backfiring. Next time you should just mail the Bald One and have him bounce in the DoD forum with the Good Book. For all I care I gave that piece of advice for your welfare... Take heed or take care.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Mensched: No, Peng is Jar Jar Binks...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nope. Seanachai is... Horrible little bugger that one. I should hence profit from that On Air time to highlight the fact that while PBEMing I had eMails so funny it was worth playing them all along. Most of the time you have those Uhhh? Die Hehe! when playing Boardees (IE non Poolers) even if AllBlackNZ sound just like that when he is 100% in it... Some of those eMails are gems even more than what's posted in here. It's a sunny friday in Paris and I'm getting sentimental.

Yes, yes... True all of those. Peng! In Pool Cess' Sins there are French Sins. Those are graphical in accomplishment and for sooth, need to be told. Take heed now and you shall be entertained beyond your wildest booze induced frenzy. And, errr, I do have also those yellowing Polaroids. What say you we set a private FTP site and swap some? Father? Uhh Dad? Dark Vador?

Lynching mob are we? Boy you must be missing those instant justice hangings where fun was to be had. Those were the days I tell you... And don't get me wrong, if you should drop an eMail to Madmatt about the matter he will testify I had repeatedly reported 10s of warez sitez and 0 day download FTPz with Warezed CM or what had been worst so far the friggin MANUAL in PDF. I respect BTS work and report those DIRECTLY every time I stumble accross one. I do NOT single out users nor do I open that info up to public knowledge... You should ponder this a little. All in all, I do hope for you that you actually registered all of the softwares you're using personnally. There is nothing like a Robin Hood mentality where protecting BTS is good while ripping Microsoft is only natural. As a side note, some members in here started with a Warezed copy of CM and then bought one. It's a testimony of the respect BTS have from their customers base and of what kind of fidelity and honesty you can trigger when you are doing such a good job while being open to suggestions... I live in France so I don't care much about what you're doing apart from the obvious moral implication, but in the good US of A, bombing someone's eMail box or subscribing him to unwanted mailing lists might get you into trouble of the legal kind. So just so you know. Go get that rope and hang me anyway if it's your kind of entertainment... [ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: PawBroon ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Lawyered: Cut Peng's bedsheets up into small squares and sell them as souvenirs to the thronging masses of the main board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wouldn't small squares be made for thongs more than throngs? Or am I missing something? Err, would thronging be like throbbing in a Bauhausian sense moreover? You live dangerously close to the Brinks Capitolian...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>YK2ed: Came home for Lunch today and brought two baguettes but no sign of Paw {That's me for those of you that are CrodaLike}.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bloody shameful woman!! Is there no bond nor limit to your lust? I know after some ICQ Chat why is it that you're bringing in Baguettes for! Back at work with ye! Boo! Err, and forward the pics. And while I'm in here, is Berli feeling a bit like Brad Pitt in Fight Club or what? So Father Peng it is then...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Nice place you have here Paw, but where is the balcony?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now that we got women back we could keep up doing innuendos again. Fact is Love, that we were expecting those of you that are a bit more female than the average Pooler (statistical mean being Croda) to provide the Balcony View...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gen-x87: I understand we are trying to keep this historical but I would love to play somebody else when they are the Germans.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Err, I know you are the kid who yawns and all that in Threads but maybe instead of sleeping during ThreadRoom you might want to consider that playing somebody who field the Axis could quite easily be done if you are the Red Army. And, wait, also the Allied in CM1. I love that game... As for a multiplayers slugfest and the ability to play against your own kind of materiel, the answer so far had been a clear NO.