Seanachai

Well, at least now we know he's alive. Speculation was running high that the Cheery Wafflers had descended into some form of ritual cannibalism and had eaten Goodale in some grotesque parody of Communion in an effort to absorb his 'essence'. Seriously, I don't think I could deal with some Goodaler based Transubstantiation cult.

You didn't get to be one of the Four Horsemen because of your obscene posting habits, but because you were named by the Nameless one as one of the Four. And how did you get that nod, I might add? Because he really, really hated you. Oh, and because he was almost completely insane. I still can't believe he didn't name me. Despite the many hateful things he said to me, I think that secretly, deep down, he actually liked me. Just my luck. Man, and I had a great riding outfit picked out, and everything.

Now, now, my burly acolyte, no petulance! It doesn't become you. Your temple was a good temple, Boo, it really was. Very nice, I thought. It's just not quite right for my idiom, do you see. Now, begin dragging some large stone blocks together into an edifice for my deification. You can go ahead and make it look like a bunker, if that makes it easier for you. Doubtless the 'Church of Seanachaism' will be under attack soon enough. Something along the lines of the megalith you posted earlier would be just fine, Boo, if you were to put it together a little more solidly and regularly. That thing looks like it was put together by the Brits. No straight lines, huge, shoddy gaps between the stones, and the roof slab looks like it was cobbled into place by drunken Geordies. A bit of effort, Boo, a bit of attention to detail. That's all I'm asking, really.

Now, now, my burly acolyte, no petulance! It doesn't become you. Your temple was a good temple, Boo, it really was. Very nice, I thought. It's just not quite right for my idiom, do you see. Now, begin dragging some large stone blocks together into an edifice for my deification. You can go ahead and make it look like a bunker, if that makes it easier for you. Doubtless the 'Church of Seanachaism' will be under attack soon enough. Something along the lines of the megalith you posted earlier would be just fine, Boo, if you were to put it together a little more solidly and regularly. That thing looks like it was put together by the Brits. No straight lines, huge, shoddy gaps between the stones, and the roof slab looks like it was cobbled into place by drunken Geordies. A bit of effort, Boo, a bit of attention to detail. That's all I'm asking, really.

I thought our National Anthem was 'A World Turned Upside Down'. Why are you quoting the Hockey Song?

Certainly explains Jerry Springer, doesn't it?

Certainly explains Jerry Springer, doesn't it?

trumpet sounds WAR, FAMINE, PESTILENCE AND DEATH! Ready yourselves, lads. There's a suspicious looking poster in the 'Why is this forum so happy' thread.

You know, I heard a rather humourous program on the CBC one day about how many Canadians there are that don't even know all the lyrics to 'O Canada!'. Quite droll how many of them, when the mike was shoved in their face, couldn't get all the way to the end of the song. stands back quickly Stay back, everyone. If it is him, he should explode into raving idiocy any moment now! But fear not. Once he's revealed himself the Four Horsemen shall ride out.

THAT'S IT, FLAMINGKNIVES, YOU'RE ON THE LIST! Actually, you seem to be on several of the lists, now that I go to add you...yes, and look, you're on this one twice...I have to get some decent administrative help. Well, in any case, you're on the list! More than one, probably, and you probably belong on both/all of them! Even the one that hasn't got a title right now, so I shall have to sort out from the other names just what it is that you're on that list for. Good God, I think you're on my Christmas Card list. That can't be right, can it? Excuse me, while I go sort through this for a while...

Hmm...'lawngnome'. I can't help but feel that I'm being mocked here somehow. LAWNGNOME! YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN! ARE YOU EYEBALLING ME, BOY?!

<big><big>DONE!</BIG></big> </font>

<big><big>DONE!</BIG></big> </font>

I am not as bad as Goodale. I am far more hateful, and I can spell 'pus', for the love of all the gods. Consistently, even. Where's my postcard filled with hate, you bugger? I get a lot of hate from the UK.

Don't those simply scare off the wolves and make them skittish and hard to approach?

Don't those simply scare off the wolves and make them skittish and hard to approach?

That's Dorosh for you. Sucks you in with being helpful, puts his hand on your shoulder while earnestly giving you the info you're looking for, and three days later your todger falls off and your bowels liquefy. Bloody Pestilence. You can't trust him.

Careful now, Dave. I've been declared a god in the Peng Challenge Thread. Well, near as dammit, actually. You Goodalers don't want to end up on my list of Abominations, do you? Where is Master Goodale? Has one of you little gollums eaten him or something?

Now that has some flair! I can see it, Great Fred and I doing battle at the end of all things over the fate of the world! As soon as I work through the Abominations, we'll have to get started on the exact nature of my credo and such. But it will be a while. I have a lot that people need to Abominate. Back a little later with another round of Abominations.

Now that has some flair! I can see it, Great Fred and I doing battle at the end of all things over the fate of the world! As soon as I work through the Abominations, we'll have to get started on the exact nature of my credo and such. But it will be a while. I have a lot that people need to Abominate. Back a little later with another round of Abominations.

You can speak for yourself, I've never done drugs or had a drink. </font>

Lady Persephone, R Leete has displeased me! Do a picture of him!

Lady Persephone, R Leete has displeased me! Do a picture of him!

So the rest of your body parts have mixed feelings then? Mace </font>

So the rest of your body parts have mixed feelings then? Mace </font>