von shrad

Hey you mook I've been busy. Can I help it the dog ate my turn? The way your troops scurried over the parade ground resembled cockroaches fleeing from the light. Time to bring in the exterminators. von shrad still hoping for a scrap

So you and Stukey's game is winding down huh? May the best git win, or lose. Menschy old boy is heading the NSSB 2 (and doing a great job at it) and it is in the second round now with me being a fill-boy. Some tough opponents in this one too. Keep me informed on how it goes as we need a battle between the two winners of the tourneys some time in the future. Note to all: This guy here(T.Ramos aka Ricochet) has killed his competition in all the battles he played save for one. A damn good player. von shraddy

I am dying for some kind of screens of info on this release and have lowered myself to begging. Just a little tid-bit to get my fix. I've been something that resembles good, and don't I deserve it? Shameless feature request follows: When you tilt the camera it stays tilted through level changes. Small I know, but when you tilt it, you usually do for a certain type of map/terrain and if you get a different perspective you lose the angle. Does that make any sense? von shrad on his knees

I would do as our very bright friend JonS has suggested and ask your opponent first. I for one would not like for you to play it out beforehand because it does give away force composition and would eliminate any suprises that are gained from the un-known. von shrad

Post-001.txt (for you Pelvis ) Lindan are you thinking what I am? Another drive-by arse kicking? It does have it's merit. After wadpms's post my pacifist brother has included himself in the class B felony. A wanker's post can bring out the worst in all of us. Care to get the mod knocked out of you Linda ? If so, send me a set-up that we can both agree to hate. A nasty Berli-battle should do badly I believe. That's a lot of B's. von shrad Goanna's personal piss-boy

Comparing Member Numbers are we? Let me tell you it is not the size of your number but how you use it, and you Ma'am are no exception. What shall we expect next? An important weather update? Now run along, I think I hear you mommy calling. Don't forget to wipe you feet either. There's no telling what you might have caught on your dip into the shallow end of the pool. Did I tell you to sod off? I am sorry, that was rude. I meant piss off! von shrad Goanna's Hate Slave

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> originally posted by wadPMS Gee...a Peng thread with less than a billion replys. How unusual. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thank you for your thought's and deep perspective understanding of the MBT . I am not sure how things have managed here without you and your input for so long. Now if you have a pair, and I don't mean your flowing ovaries, sound off as if you do, or do us all a favor and go play jack's on the nearest freeway. Thanks again for the analyst and we hope to receive a follow-up very soon. BTW, sod off! von shrad Goanna's bitch The Bolded one is now as free as O.J. and vows to find the real perpetrators. Gordon Lightfoot should write a song commemorating his hardships. Damn Hippies and their folk music. The work of the Devil I tell you [ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]

A little upsdatesy; Mike8g is laying a brilliant attack and I fear the worst. He is a gamey bastard just for the fact that he is cleaning my clock and I only wish the worst for his little men. Cubes has surrendered to me with the final score as; von shrad 85 Cubes 15 I was lucky to turn this one around after a great start by him. Some lucky, big arty and a rear shot on his Tiger sealed his fate. I am happy while his troops are marched to the rear.....and shot behind the stone wall. Dead men tell no tales, and are a good way to releave some daily stress. It is even more fun to give them a headstart and come a huntin later. Here boogie,boogie,boogie. Terence and my game is still in the early stages but I expect some hardcore contact very soon. Why, he was even nice enough to lay down some small arty as a little show for my boys. Bravo, best fireworks I have seen in a while, I am just glad they are not even coming close to me at the moment. May his troops die a horrible death soon and their wallets taken. The drinks are on the dead tomorrow boys. von shrad

What is this turning out to be? An all Aussie Jury. Somebody corral themquick before they wreck the joint. Since I am a mere squire not worthy to have an opinion, let me offer my services as Trial Piss-boy. Everyone needs a side job and old habits are hard to break, especially if they include hiding in caves I would think. Didn't they cut Jesse James in half for that very reason. I rest my case....and my head.

Oh I love a good trial when it is not me in front of the bench. Can everyone be found guilty, including the jury and counselors? If so I say hang 'em all and let Peng sort them out. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Now my favorite little panzer chew-toy schradlet is the Lindbergh baby of the Peng thread... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Whatever happened to that kid. I am sure all turned out well. Too bad Judge Judy is booked up or we could have her throwing insults every commercial break as she tries to find out where her moisture went. Then again, Lorak probably looks better in a robe. von shrad, ripe on ripple

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Stuka : Not so much of the strutting going on at the moment Von Scabs. The latest Stuken Aussie outback/motorcycling adventure went a little haywire yesterday, culminating in a high speed/low altitude coming together with Terra Firma Australis. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh Please do go on. I want to hear every bone-crushing detail. Every cuss word spewed, every 'help mommy' uttered. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Result: Fractured right clavical. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Enough about the bike and the fancy parts you broke on it, how about you? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> originally posted by some git who calls herself Mensch ; you forgot "PUSHOVERBOY" or "TOILETCLEANER".. how about "WEEGAMEYBASTARD" or "I CANNA FYNE ME ARSE WI'BOAT ANDS" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sod off you Gamey making basta'. The only reason that explains my present condition in the hell you call the NSSB 2, is that you have me matched up against the co-authors of Gamey Tricks For Dummies . How else can you explain my complete humiliation? Inept leadership? I think not. Since I am only now leaving the stables where us, uh hum, former Piss-Boys dwell, and the fact that the walls to the knights keep are a little to tall to scale, I challenge your squire (whomever that poor s.o.b. is) to my first Squire Deathmatch (is that allowed?) . I am going to beat him so hard his uterus will forever be tilted. Tell me his name! Don't make me get my big brother Goanna and have him shake it out of you like a crying infant. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Herr Eggbert said: And here I find two Kaniggets rendering more of the same childish bickering going on between goanna and Joe Shaw over who claims von Schrad as Squire. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You know, I have that effect on people. My first day at he new job they wanted to make me the boss. I still don't know why I got fired? I didn't do ANYTHING! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> A challenge map! Constructed by Berli of course. With the biggest LOSER taking on von Schrad as Squirrel. Forget your tactics, forget your planning. He who loses the mostest the fastest before the autosurrender is the weiner. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I thought that was a grand idea at one time, but that was way back when I was a lowly serf without direction. { takes a deep breath and sticks out chest } Now that I am a squire I find that comment utterly repulsive in a way that had me sprawled around the toilet in the fetal position for an hour. (I assure you it wasn't the week old ham sandwich I had found in the car and enjoyed at lunch) You Sir Oberst will be my last stepping stone in the Shraddy's old grand topplement scheme. And this time no DAISY PICKING GREEN TROOPS! I would like to take this time to thank the people who made this all possible. First off Goanna , for whom was responsible to give me a hand up. How could I ever do anything to cause his demise? Leave him in the 'bad part of town' after dark on welfare Wednesday when he goes to pay for gas? Not me. And to Joe Shaw who still wanted me after all my faults, if only to use me as his CM punch toy and cast me aside like I was some worthless tech stock. I hate him not so much. And lastly and certainly least Sir Sean-a-woot who taught me how to hate. The lessons being taught to my virtual troops in our current game have brought my hate capacity to new heights and for that I thank you and only wish you the best. { grits teeth } I realized that I don't hate you guys any more. I don't hate you any less either. von shrad [ 07-16-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]

Oh man, that does suck. But I have you beat. Because of my current health condition I am unable to ride and must limit myself to washing that 426cc beast in the garage. To make matters worse, 3 of my friends came out to ride, I do live on 128 acres of deadly trails after all, and the only thing I could do is watch and offer glasses of water. Is it wrong to wish bad things on your friends? I think not. I am the serf'n piss and water boy BTW, I hope you are milking that injury for all it is worth. The poor gal will be wore out by the time your boney-thingy is fixed. And for god's sake, quit that horrible strutting. It is scaring the children you pumpkin hair-cutted freak!

I am afraid the winner could also be the loser. I am like a cancer who eats away all that comes in contact with me. Lets make it fair eh? Whoever bitch-slaps me hardest is the winner...er...loser....er..? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hey dude, tell me, still got the van? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Not the custom one with the mag wheels and 4 on the floor with matching gun rack. I had to set a match to it to burn out the fingerprints from the last endeavor across the state line. I am now working on another improved extended van capable of carrying 15 of your closest ****-kicking friends in comfort. Isn't violence grand. the serf'n piss-boy

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Seanachai It seems more fitting than letting him labour on under the, er, designation of 'piss-boy' which is hardly appropriate for him. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> While I am certainly content slugging around buckets of yesterdays bargain whiskey by saturated rope handles, I do look forward to a day without a Hepatitis-B shot and happily (if I did indeed have feelings) accept my meager post of squire. You have my, um-hum, promise that I will not stick a dagger through your shoulder blades when I am done with you, if only to then feed you to the wolves. And I would never even consider selling you out to the highest bidder, or watch you squirm if I did, which I most certainly would not. I will not pour gasoline on you and your petty, little possessions and watch them burn with clenched teeth. Nor would I throw rocks at you as you gasped for air in the under-current or hit you upside the head with a pool cue while on a picnic..... You get my point. You see I am perfectly harmless and couldn't even think up an evil deed such as covering you with honey and tying you to a stake in the middle of the desert as the vultures circled, all the while squirting freshly boiled red pepper juice in your eyes. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Joe Shaw He whose name may not be bolded has offered to take a serf to squire ... hmmmm ... he already HAS a squire AND his name is not to be bolded SO if someone else would like to take this poor wretch under their wing in place of he whose name may not be bolded I think that would be ... a GOOD thing. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How can you halt such a earthly process. Here this fine, young piss-boy is given a hand up by our gracious Seanachai and you choose to stop his charity. Would I wish you harm? Such as barefoot hiking through........ I would gladly have my attorneys work it out with you Joe but, they are more accustomed to getting people out of felony rap's. The glove obviously did not fit. the piss-boy [ 07-15-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]

Angry Tank, as it should be. That useless piece of rolling scrap parts should just scurry away again before offering any hope to the remnants of the once proud forces I have decimated. A support tank my arse. I have seen better support from a training bra on my kid sister. And the only reason that scared rabbit who has been hiding in the bushes is still alive is because he had somehow seen my hiding squad in rubble, around the corner. Highly suspect BTS. And what of your great push. The last time I saw people that age in uniform was when the old man at Wal-Mart kindly gave me a shopping cart to bulk purchase my Ripple. I felt so bad about mowing them down. Who can shoot someone's Gramps without a PENG of guilt. No pun intended. Well maybe a little. As to the pitiful remnants of a Pioneer platoon that is leaving a gingerbread crumb trail of corpses to find it's way back to Mummy, all will be over soon. They have been scurrying along the map under my eye with all the grace of a elephant sneaking through the back yard. A death awaits them soon enough. I am the Piss Boy, goo-goo-a-choob BTW... I hope to expand my endeavors to diaper changer...and believe me, this thread could use one. Von shrad

What in the hell has happened to the pool in my absence? You let that bumbling fool Stuka create a thread? Now of course he will be strutting around, forever claiming that his thread was best, longest, more in depth and all that other self-loving crap we come to expect. AND I HAVE BEEN DEMOTED TO PISS BOY!!! It's not a bad job once you get used to the over-spray ya know. BTW.....2 of your great kniggits are falling before me now. Such a shame to put them to rest in this fashion. I hear there is going to be a new job opening for the fallen. Man your bucket Mark Whore and Sean-a-mook-woot The piss boy cometh von shrad

My games with my opponents are all the same. I will lose early but not have the good sense to quit and will be disillusioned with a chance for a come-back victory. I want to have a CM chip on my shoulder for once, if only to have it to knocked off. I just wish that I could offer more competition for my gracious opponents, except for you Cubes. You deserve only a swift digital defeat by me that would compare to a fifth-grader kicking your arse. von shrad Good show Menschy old boy. Edited for gratitude and that spelling thingy. [ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: von shrad ]

Let us not forget of Chuikov and the tough assignment he was given in taking over the 62nd Army at Stalingrad. What was the name of the comander of easy Co. of the 506th PIR, 101st Airborn? Was it Winters? von shrad

...and I agree with s_e_avenger. Mark Clark ranks right up there too.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Monty gets my vote, maybe not up there at the very top, but definitely in the running. An arrogant, pompous ass. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hehehe. Hit the nail right on the head Herr Oberst. I also think that the people that came up with the 'Repple Depot'(sp?) system for the American replacement program deserve to be at the top of the list. von shrad And let's not forget about Mensch either.

You my friend are in a lot of trouble. There is no easy way out for you. If you win she will no doubt ask for a rematch creating even more tension if you win or, god forbid a 2nd win and more ammo for her. If you lose the second game outright she will never let you live it down and always be on the new computer and you Sir,will be back to 2 megs of choppieness. My advise; Feign headache. von shrad

I will be making Little Stalingrad I hope to capture the horror of being the rearguard in the famous 'Cherkassy Pocket'. This unpleasant duty falls on elements of the Sturmbrigade Wallonie who's job it is to hold positions around the town of Novaya-Buda. If the Op's can be played over a larger map, the actions of tank ace Kurt Schumacher would also be fun to re-create in the same Op. Some accounts put his score at 21 T-34's in two days of fighting. :eek: Or maybe something involving the Spanish Blue Div. Remember 'Black Sunday'? I think it is still remembered to this day. von shrad

Being polite will not work. I suggest that you demand it.

What is this Gereral Forum you speak of? vs

MOS it could have been worse. You could have been compaired to Westmorland. *shudder* vs