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I for one still complain about the poor quality of SSNs on the MBT. They are obviously overmodeled, as in any realistic simulation they would not be able to post at all after a healthy volley of "shut the hell up" or "sod off." Yet, strangely they (you more specifically) continue to post. And don't give me the old worn out answer that SSNs have highly sloped and very thick skulls, and insults glance off this impressive armor. I am quite familier with the armor stats of the typical newbie pool wader. While there is some merit to this argument, and any penetration of said skull is not likely to cause any serious damage anyway (due to the lack of any brain to injure), what BTS fails to consider is that while impervious to most shots, the typical SSN has very low morale and is easily confused. In a realist simulation, the SSN would not be permitted to select the "post message" button. FIX OR DO SOMFINK BTS!!!</font>

Aussie, please, more respect when using the term thingy. It is a term of what is holy and good. I am the Saint of the Immaculate Thingy and to refer to a piece of poo as a thingy, well, is......unholy. Shame!!!!</font>

Aussie, please, more respect when using the term thingy. It is a term of what is holy and good. I am the Saint of the Immaculate Thingy and to refer to a piece of poo as a thingy, well, is......unholy. Shame!!!! [ November 10, 2002, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: bauhaus ]

Close enough. Crap where you want.

That's it, gunslinger declared us dead...pack it in boys. Sod Off bunslinger.

ODE TO BERLI There’s a man we call our Leader. He’s hairy and strong and brave, And we’ll follow him unquestioning Towards an early grave. He-e gives us hope of sacrifice And a chance to die in vain, And if we’re one of the lucky ones, We’ll live to die again. Yeah I know, not my own words, but I find this little song just a taste of how I feel of my fine cuddly friend Berli. This furry little bundle of evilness is nothing more than well, umm....a chia pet with fur. He is a leader, a leader amoungst a troop of complete and udder idiots. Consider him the king of the idiots. My Berli, I love Thee, I know Thou art so fine; For thee all the follies of evilness I resign. My gracious Berli, my leader art Thou; If ever I loved Thee, my Berli, ’tis now. I love Berli because he has first loved me, And I purchased my pardon with CMBB. I love Berli for being the pain in my ass. If ever I loved thy Berli, for that too shall pass. I’ll love Berli in life, I will love he in death, And I will love the furry creature as long as I have breath; And say when the death lies cold on my thingy, If ever I loved Berli, ’tis now that I singy. In mansions of gory and evil delight, I’ll ever adore Berli in Hades so bright; I’ll sing with a smickering frown on my brow; If ever I loved my Berli, ’tis now. I have borrowed bits and piece of this from a hymn, but I hope this satisfies as penance. Because saying such things about Berli has left me with an irreversible case of the runs. I thank the Olde Ones and the Justicar for their mercy. And to the rest of you, I hate you and now must go wash my thingy off.

You got to be cartooning me? And I thought Berli<b/> was evil!!!! This is revenge for never beating me isn't it? Did I mention the you've never beaten me? Never!!! I accept your mission....but I must have time to think. 4 things? I can't even think of one.

Baglouse, if you're planning on mailing Desmond Tutu, make sure you punch holes in the box.[/QB]

I'm just not going to say anything at all about this. Nope, nope, nope. It brings up visuals I'm not at all comfortable with.</font>

Well, then get lots of rest and drink lots of fluids. But I don't think nuts are very good for a cold.</font>

Simpledan, you can't even tell someone how to properly off themselves. Trust me on this one. Important detail, if one crawls into a burlap sack, one must first tie the sack closed before "jumping." Secondly, if one is in a burlap sack, jumping becomes difficult, unless it's a really big burlap sack, or they forget to tie it shut (and then you're totally defeating the purpose of crawling in the burlap sack to begin with). So given the fact that it's probably not a big burlap sack, one will probably be better served to roll into a body of water. So please, refrain from helpful hints unless you fully understand what you are talking about. You are such a simp. I shake my thingy in your general direction.

So maybe you should quit drinking and she won't treat you like the drunk you are.

My thingy was truly lonely. With the wife eight months pregnant, I had to find another hobby for my thingy. But fret not, just because she's pregnant, my thingy is still immaculate. It's not my child. Now on to the saving of more thingies......I mean souls. Has the pool been blessed lately? I've got a "special" blessing ready to go.

That needle almost stabbed my immaculate thingy. sinner!!!!

Get in line....I am a twit. Stoop. 2ndly, there was no sounding off like you have a pair. Other than that you seem to have figured me out. But when my CMBB game arrives at my house, I reserve my playing time for knights of the cesspool. Are you a knight? Are you even a squire? Didn't think so......sod off.

Ladies and gentlemen of the Knighthood....and you too Berli, I have seen the error of my ways. Oh the shame for it even getting this far. The bulb has gone from dim to not-so-dim. As penance fair knights and ladies of the Pool, the game has been officially ordered. Yep, ordered. On windows none-the-less. That was difficult to do, but I really have no option. I will be ready to resume losing to the lot of you.....except you Seanachi. What's my record against you kind sir? Undefeated? So, to put it this way......I'm back. To the rest of the knighthood, kindly avoid the stink finger of Nidan.

Go administer a self-exam.</font>

I love you too. Missed you, write often. Ok? Crydan.....ummmmm...well....not worth wasting my breath any more.

Who are you? Are you a knight? Then shut the feck up? You have not earned the right to voice an opinion on this matter. So now, go play with your "Ken and Barbie become Swingers" play set and leave the rest of us alone.</font>

Who are you? Are you a knight? Then shut the feck up? You have not earned the right to voice an opinion on this matter. So now, go play with your "Ken and Barbie become Swingers" play set and leave the rest of us alone.

There's a lot to be said for stenog ... uh, I mean a fair and honest trial ... with stenog ... uh, with complete and accurate transcripts for all (including the defendant) of course. Joe Does this AA:0 support RW then?</font>

That being said, AA:O is also a simulation. It is a military simulation created by the U.S. Army. It teaches teamwork and strategy. It's based on actual weapontry, ballistics and strategy. If you go Rambo, you die. Plus it also teaches respect. If you teamkill, use too much profanity or violate the Rules of Engagement, you will probably get banned......for good. So, sir, with all due respect, your reasoning totally supports my defense. And best of all sir, the game is free, yep, free.

And another thing.......I do feel de-knighting me is a little harsh. I mean, when a lot of the knights went to playing that evil flying game....IL2 Sturmovik....was there a call to de-knight them? NOOOOOOOO! Just a lot of pissing and moaning. Would that be correct herr Justicar? I memory serves me correctly, you were one of the traitors that flew (pun intended) to that game. Well, I was too, but that's besides the point. I beg of you olde ones have mercy on my thingy. I'm quite out of practice. I mean truly, a de-knighting is quite harsh. I'd rather spend a night with Mace than be defrocked. Now that I think of it, if I spend a night with Mace I'd probably end up being defrocked. And he was another that flew in IL2. There are many other knights that have gone to other games, have they been de-knighted? Nope! <Berli's beef with me is not that I haven't been playing CMBB, but the fact that I've abandoned my home MacIntosh for a *gasp* second PC. Yes, I have ordered a second machine and given up my right to my MacIntosh. Yes I have lost my mind, but it is done. But hey, at least it's a good machine. An Alienware DDR with a ATI Radeon 9700 pro card, 512 mb of ram, 80 gig hd, audigy gamer sound card and klipsch speakers. So ladies and gentlemen of the knighthood, I think <Berli is totally biased in his suggestion of my burning. He's not troubled by the fact that I've been playing another game. He's more troubled that I'm not playing with my mac half as much as he plays with his. So I ask for mercy one last time. Anyone know a good lawyer. I said, GOOD LAWYER. But if I have commited a crime by playing another game, others in the knighthood are also guilty for committing the same act. Are they too going to be burned at the stake? I ask you, what other punishment might be more fitting than de-knighting? I make not pretense in my guilt, but others are also guilty. So I ask for a punishment more fitting of my crime. I ask for mercy. Forgive me all.

Took you long enough. Haven't quit playing it completely. I've just taken an extended break before buying CMBB. And yet, I can be seen frequenting HomLan servers playing AA:O and also a little Ghost Recon. I feel so shameful, but I am weak and cannot help myself. I still hate all of you.

Hmmmmmmmm looks nothing like a squishy fruit. </font>