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bauhaus

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  1. Sweet, it's the kitten cannon with gnomes! This would be the Kitten Cannon.
  2. This is where I'll disagree with you. I believe that we become MORE through all the loss and pain we experience. You are left with memories and guilt, perhaps, but the experiences that you've had with these people hopefully will make up for the emptiness of their physical presence. But death does not diminish us, but once the hurt is gone, it should enrich us and make us stronger. This has been my experience over the years from witnessing lots and lots of death (and the effects) of both strangers and loved ones. I never used to view death as such, but have learned to take this approach in order to survive both mentally and physically.
  3. You've yet made another poor assumption my dear Mace. You've made the mistake in "thinking" I've actually stood up in recent history. I've been told to sit down so much, I just quit standing up.
  4. Is it no coincidence that I return only to have Sir Toy Gun disappear? I've done away with him. You can all thank me later.
  5. Hasn't that been the life-long question? Since this MBT has begun, we've asked this of ourselves. I don't think we've ever come up with an exceptable answer other than "They're Aussies, what do you expect."
  6. We've now become a frickin' lonely hearts club. Go buy a dirty magazine and keep yerself company.
  7. Is it true that you get a bigger rush if you shoot it into your eyeball? Michael </font>
  8. Sheeps with no tops? Is that a half a sheep or an eep? What happened to their tops? I think a crime has been committed. You have to keep in mind, Mace can't shod a sheep with no top.
  9. Good Lord! I can't be that close to the Justicar! I'm currently in Colorado Springs and heading to Estes Park tomorrow thru the end of the week. Time to start looking over my shoulder.
  10. Woot! I can't stand up too quickly or I'll get dizzy. Been sitting way too long.
  11. Wow, just wow. How presumptuous of you to think you are even worthy of being by the side of an Olde One. I would never presume such a thing, especially with the namesake of the MBT. Now granted, I have had the honor to share drinks with two of the Olde Ones. But it was never anything that I ever wished upon in public, or private for that matter. I mean, good Lord, no offense Berli, do you know the powers that you are messing with. Off with his fecking head I say!
  12. Stikkie was your first Sturmy? Oddly, I thought you had better taste </font>
  13. Ok, I've refrained from your happy little sing song that you did where you proclaimed how you wish you were a gleeful little primate. But now you call me honey? First of all, I'm flattered, but taken. Secondly, as the Knight Defender of the Chair, I'm about to take the chair in question and smash it over your tiny little noggin'. But that would be a waste of a perfectly good chair. But more to the point, between your little sing-song and you calling me "honey" what I think we are witnessing, ladies and knights of the MBT is a bit of a coming out for Sir 37mm. And I for one am in awe of your courage in doing so in the MBT. So much so, I think you shall be renamed, Sir 37mm Knight of the House of Showtunes and Lacy Undergaments. In the words of another Knight who is MIA, you are nothing more than a "Big Girl's Blouse." Ummmm, it's like looking in the mirror. Truth hurts.
  14. ???????????? What in the bloody heck do you call that? Great wet pancake? What's next? Going to start beating people with a wet noodle? The shame, ohhh, the shame. Is this the likes of the MBT? Is this what we've become? I think it's good time for all the great Knights to rise up and take a good look in the mirror and reflect on the becomings of this thread. It's shameful, really shameful. Ok, Ok.....note to self, easy on the a.m. caffeine.
  15. If you want to hug each other REAL tight then there's MSN or the General forum… here in the One Thread we rip each other a new hole. Though, in the case of you two, who knows what you'd both do with a new hole </font>
  16. Call that a challenge? A waffler would be ashamed of that... soddin' old timers </font>
  17. yep, I have cmbb. Send me a set up if you like. I'm about the same on turn around time. But we've waited this long. I think I defeated you every time we played anyway, what's one more time.
  18. I think it's Combat Mission, The Invader Within. Come to think of it, I think you still owe me a turn from CMBO.
  19. Upgrading trailers? And yes, I'm back from the dead. As the only Saint of the MBT[/b} I feel it's my duty to save the poor lost souls of this godforsaken place. But alas, I fear, it is much too late to help any of you. May you all suffer a fiery-afterlife in hell. Toasted marshmallows anyone?
  20. Nothing worse than an easy gnome. And even more revolting, the gnome in question is short (he's a gnome, duh!), fat, sweaty, and probably suffering from a severe case of prickly-heat. Eat your vegemite pancakes to that image Mace.
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