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ng cavscout

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  1. What an odd picture. Why are his hands on the back of his head like that? It looks like he's trying to force himself to commit an unnatural act... </font>
  2. Congratulations, this changes everything. My Anna is 16 months old, and I can't imagine the world without her.
  3. *gazing sadly at his treasured "Staff of Justice"*, well, no cleaning that Kiwi juice off of it, nothing to do but burn in in the Bio Hazard furnace and start afresh. It is such a pain to break these things in......
  4. hmm, well, you may be right, I do so miss my Amiga with the big floppy drive, back when floppies were really floppy. ok, maybe it doesn't work, I dunno. sometimes me not so smart, smash, bash, crush, this fun, not punching clickety clack on little plastic keys, too many letters and numbers give ng cavscout headache. oooooh, look, shiny things.....
  5. I always knew you'd likely be a flat white rectangle with a red cross on it. I presume your single brain cell is located at the intersection of the red lines? </font>
  6. I have been great, you know, the usual, oppressing the down trodden, running speed traps, making sure the media isn't around while I "talk" to the suspect. Just the regular. And you? Hey, I have a hickory night stick you can use for that smacking, just let me get the blood stains off, and remove that tooth stuck in the wood, oh why bother, I am just going to have to clean it again after you use it anyway.
  7. I see no point in conversing with someone who cannot, given today's technology, translate a simple phrase. </font>
  8. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by v42below: Пошёл на хуй! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- according to babelfish it says "It went to khuy!" and according to Free Translation On-Line, it says, "Has gone on huj!"
  9. Modern doctrine clearly states that infantry manuever should be accomplished by the "manuever" element, and supported by the "support" element. Modern U.S. squads are often broken into an assault or manuever element, and a "support by fire" element. Was this tactic not used in WWII?
  10. Boo. I do admire the use of Jerry Pournelle in your signature block, whiff of old empire, elephant like aliens, and all that, what?
  11. So, I leave for a few short months, and this is what becomes of the pool? Discussions of eyebrow plucking and Boo *shudder* "excercising"? Lord Rune, I realize you are busy with all that Illinois stuff you do, but couldn't you of taken matters into hand? [ February 05, 2005, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ]
  12. Best wishes to Hiram, I am, however, surprised that they were able to finish shaving the incision site in such a short time..... Best wishes to Hiram, I am, however, surprised that they were able to finish shaving the incision site in such a short time..... Lady Sedai, greetings. Did you receive the photo's of my new daughter I sent you? Lady Sedai , greetings. Did you receive the photo's of my new daughter I sent you? Rune I have given 4, count 'em 4 FIB's breaks on traffic tickets, mainly because it was near the end of my shift, and I didn't want the paperwork, but nonetheless, I have followed your instructions my liege. Now, as a favor to your loyal kanigget, perhaps you could smack R Leet around, he still owes me a bottle of Ginger Mead, and I grow thirsty. I need something to wash down the donuts after all. alright, I return to awaiting my next paycheck so I may purchase CMAK and get back to the important business of embarrassing myself... I mean demonstrating my prowess... errr, something like that......
  13. "serious" I shall explain my disappearance later, I don't feel up to it right now. "serious" I love smiting people with two first names. Joebob has such a missing tooth, country friendly ring to it. What do you say to someone named Joebob? "Look half wit, some unsupervised pigs, lubed up and ready for some lovin'!!!" That should bring him running. I will let him slide on the speeding ticket though, there are some big words on the form, and we don't want to over strain his mental faculties now do we? Where is sirreal? Half price day at the sauna? Reindeer in need of some good loving? Meatballs left unnamed and unfondled?
  14. but if you make some, I would love to try them out.
  15. Cavalryman? Cavalryman? From England? What? You still have cavalry after charging hither and yon during the peninsular campaign? Can you quote "Fiddler's Green" from memory? Do you have a Stetson and a Sabre? Have you ever been in a unit that at one time was the victim of a "massacre"? If not, what kind of cavalry man are you? And stop your forelock tugging, I patented that you cheeky bugger!!! Rune , Rune , wherefore art thou oh great house leader? Am I to suffer the slings and arrows of such poseurs alone? Hmm, I see that things here in the pool have degenerated to their pre-NGcavscout conditions, what to do, what to do? I guess that I shall have to take some time off from fighting crime, and preventing the infiltration of FIB's and Minnestroneannies into the blessed Dairyland in order to hunt down that dastardly Swede and teach him the errors of his neutralistic ways! Complain about my purchase of a couple of eentsy weentsy tigers will he, hmmph! Boggsy, you missed me didn't you? Admit it, you did.
  16. Oh Happy Day, Just to let a bright, sunny ray of Real Life shine in on you morbid mass. NG Cavscout is a cop again, yes, yes, yes, sing the praises to the heavens, I can once again oppress FIB's as they cross the border (except for liege Rune of course), and turn back Minestroneannies for genetic impurity. I got the letter of acceptance today, engraved on stone tablets, carried by milky skinned ladies in waiting perfumed with incense and flowers. Serious[/] What a relief, I have been out of work since March, and the unemployment was going to run out soon. I may be sparse in posting, until we get moved and settled.[/serious] So, prepare to genuflect when entering the holy land of Wisconsin all denizens of the outer planes. And remember, no Oddstraylans allowed, unless they bring beer and lobster of course.
  17. I was reading YK2's post, and I didn't want Joe Shaw to feel left out, so here is some more "eye candy" for Joe Shaw. He needs something fresh, new, and pretty to counteract the deadening effect of all that Utah dust. not that there is anything wrong with Utah dust.
  18. Wow, a post by SeanaChia-Pet in his prime is really an awe inspiring thing. Too bad he has to stand on a bottle cap to see over the grass in front of his burrow.
  19. Quebec.....City..... There are two words you don't expect to see in the same sentence. so, there I was, bored, so I did some research, and I think I found the first example of MG and the TNT. ------------------------------------------------- MasterGoodale Member Member # 10856 posted November 04, 2002 21:27 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah I visited that thread pretty funny. I'll be blowing their limbs apart soon enough. I'll get back to you ASAP Abbott and we will play! woooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo gonna sling some hot tnt people. . .hot tnt! ------------------------------------------------ It was awe inspiring.
  20. Well that was fecking depressing. I guess we will just have to thank our lucky stars for www.the-underdogs.org
  21. I was asking Merkava if he had CMBB still for sale, I am thinking of picking it up for my brother. But nevermind, I will buy from the company in a couple of weeks.
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