Mace

...table manners. In fact, after a meal his dining table looked like... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 04-04-2001).]

I recall reading of a Soviet tank crew that included one female driver. Mace

Send me your vomit then and I'll play that, it would not only be a more challenging opponent than yourself, but I think a lot more pleasing to the eye. Btw, when a Knight says jump.... Mace

Harpooner, Just some quick points: i) We Aussies would like to have a battle of wits with you, but it's obvious you're not equipped. ii) Stuka may be a drooling idiot, but he's an Aussie drooling idiot, and thus far more intellectualy capable than yourself. Now please go away and grow some brain cells! Mace

... a form of leapfrog which first of all involved removing all their... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 04-04-2001).]

Stop your giddam singing and send me a setup, Foo(l)!

Macey's update (as if you care anyhow): Elvis: I admire this Knight’s spirit, bereft of most of his armour and serfs he continues to fight on regardless while yelling “it is only a mere flesh wound”. This is a man of great bravery (or stupidity) and of reading his last post, excellent musical taste, and I for one will be proud to hang his head from a prime viewing location in the Den. Stuka: This is an unofficial game that will not be counted (fortunately for Stuka). A mixed lot of Mace/Kitty Waffen SS rifle and Pioneer troops supported by 251s, Armoured Cars, and PzKpfw IVs, storm entrenched positions and pull on Stuka’s Red Devil ears. As a result, Stuka and his forces are now running home yelling “mummy, mummy….they are being meeeeaaaaannnnn!” owing to certain sensitivities about large listening flaps. Speedy: “We have only just begun…”. Karen Carpenter once sang these immortal words. She’s dead now and hopefully soon, so will he be (lots)! Btw did I mention this is one of Rune’s pieces of diabolical evilness? jd: What can I say, this Knight is gaminess incarnate for his victories! I refuse to play him any longer until we start another game. Joe Shaw: I must admit, this very small game being viewed from ground level only is very interesting. It’s a shame though that my opponent isn’t as interesting! Sir OGSF: I worry about this Knight, it seems he fancies himself as a bit of a scout leader, grouping his pack of Scouts into a tight little bunch and marching them hither and yon through the country side admiring the scenery and learning about field craft. Yeh, right! He wears a kilt/dress and he wants to lead scouts! Why does this suggest “Sicko” or “Perv”? Peng: This blood hamster will be finished one day…but not within the next 20 years given the frequency of turnaround! I look forward to celebrating the release of CM-Virtual Reality V937989.6 with a victory against Peng. Chucky6: mongrel makes me march across a gigantic map then does a runner from the pool and stops sending me turns! I demand a victory against him for my effort. Now some of you low-lives owe me setups (ahem Lorak, Dorkfunnel), and some of you low-lives don’t. What’s the difference? Nothing, you’re still all low-lives. Mace

and Joe Shaw, and JD, and Lawyer... btw, Stuka, working hard, or hardly working?

Keep up the good work squire Armornuts! While I was a bit concerned about your absence, especially as I got stuck with all the fecking chores!!!! I am however prepared to forgive you given your fine victory and your well executed taunts. Now be a good lad and break out fresh cat-litter, some catnip, and a warm bowl of milk. I do believe I see a Kitty lurking. Mace

Yes, and perhaps David and Amanda Marcos discuss their choice of foot apparel regularly over a nice cup of tea and scones.

...it's not a real sport anyhow. Now Aussie rules, that's a sport! And the Geelong football club "Carna' Cats" the greatest sporting club in the world. With that, Mace began a stirring rendition of the club song: "OOooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo..... We are Geelong, the greatest team of all, We are Geelong we’re always on the ball, We play the game as it should be played, At home or far away. Our banners fly on high, from dawn to dark, Down at Kardinia Park. So! Stand up and fight, remember our tradition, Stand up and fight, it’s always our ambition, Throughout the game to fight with all our might, Because we're the mighty blue and white And when the ball is bounced, to the final bell, Stand up and fight like hell." Another fine Sport that we aussies excel at is cricket which is akin to...

Consider this.... Yeh, REM might be a fine power pop band, but they are really Shoes wannabees! btw, In a blatant display of callousness I have ignored your 1 golden rule and didn't challenge anyone! What are you going to do about it, you pommie b*stard?!! [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 04-03-2001).]

Sir Shaw my dear collegue, this is the cesspool, please get used to it!

I'm glad you shared that with us! Yep, really glad *URK*. Perhaps we should take him to the vet and have him put down, it's the only decent thing we can do!

...partaking of the famous fish slapping dance with you" Phan responded, "you silly git, that's a tree, not me!" "Oh damn", Gustav replied, "my vision must be shot from all this... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 04-02-2001).]

Is Bhuddist Agnostic an Oxymoron? If so, as you are a Bhuddist Rastafarian Agnostic, does this make you a dopey (oxy)moron? Mace

What's more, I can do Italics, and <h2>large text</h2>! Now go play with some ionizing radiation! Mace

Stalin: "Phillies Phan who?"

Thankyou, Cristle castle. I may be a drooling babbling idiot, but I do know how to tag my text so it comes out bold (unlike you)! Mace (Mondays...blah)

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....ensure that, if any assasin tried to shoot Gustav, the bullet would strike the target at the desired spot. "Phillies?" inquired Gustav. "How many times do I have to tell you...It's PHAN, you B*STARD.....PHAN!!!!" Phan yelled back! "Yeh, whatever Phillies" shrugged Gustav "but why have you sown all these targets on my overalls, and why this crosshatch tattood on my forehead?" "Let me assure you...", responded Phan, "I am a professional, and I take your safety seriously. Oh and did I tell you, it's PHAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Meanwhile, in the shadows lurked a...

Mace's first law: You can do whatever you like as long as you don't get caught. Mace

According to Concord's "Stalin's Heavy tanks 1941-1945" "The ISU 122 and 152 also earned the reputation of being the deadliest enemy of the German Tiger I tanks. For example, of the 12 Tiger I tanks of sPzAbt502 destroyed in summer 1944 fighting in Byelorussia and the Baltic coast, about half could be attributed to ISU-122s or ISU-152s." The ISUs were originally developed to counter the heavier AFVs being fielded by the Germans during the mid stage of the war. Mace

I disagree!!!! I think The Mentally Challenged moves to the Northwest would be a much more apt title! btw Leeo, anyone tell you you're a suck? Mace