Mace

*In wanders Grue, after a night on the p*ss celebrating something to do with the Rugby* Grue sits down, then notices a Grog Dorosh defacing the Cesspool walls with large font graffiti, and Soddball and another Brit 'gentleman' cavorting naked in some sort of worship ceremony Also noticed is a discarded rugby ball.* Hmmmmm. *Grue gets up, grabs each of the naked Englishmen by the scruff of the neck and places them under his arm. Grue then walks over to a nice, level part of the pool and plants each headfirst into the sod, so that all can see is the torso, legs and dangly bits standing upright. Grog then walks over to Grog Dorosh, rips the paintcan from him, grabs Dorosh, then scrunches him into discarded Rugby ball. Placing the ball on the ground, Grue takes a few paces back, runs upto the ball and with a well placed kick PUNTS the ball so it flies between the British 'posts'* There, GRUE makes conversion! Grue 2 intelopers 0

I would like to point out it was an excellent game, hard fought, and unfortunately the Brit team was the best on the day. However..... You may have won that particular battle, v42smelly, but there is one thing that will always bring dismay to your very soul, will make you wonder why the universe was so unkind to you, will make you wish that you never born, and that is...... you will always be a POM!!!! muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mace

And all the time I thought you were standing up. Mace

*taps Speedy on the shoulder* Ummm....did you download this direct from Battlefront? Do you know Bigpond loaded the CMAK demo up on the games.bigpond server, and you could've accessed it direct from your ISP a lot quicker? You didn't? *laughs hysterically* Mace

Given your stature, that would be practically everyone else? Mace

like peace, man. Where's the bong? Mace

You seem to know a lot about bear-love, and reindeer molestation. It must be a lonely life for a junior marine officer? Mace

Crikey, Noba, you're thinking about Victoria. Still no worries. Confusion is common to those of your advanced years. Mace PS turns out tomorrow, I promise!

No he's from Western Australia, ya bloody nong. Mace PS he wasn't mine either.

Have you considered holding your four hooves off the ground? being unconnected to the Earth, global spinning would not be an issue and hence you can then navigate safely without hemispherical confusion. Mace

You were saying? *Extremely big grin* Mace

Should I be disturbed that you know such things? Mace

There's nothing like those old classic comedy one-liners, told over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Mace

Aussie rules #8088.932.1: Never get caught. What quality! What fine acting! What an excellent plot! I'm sure the youth of America will give that bit of animation the sort of attention it rightly deserves. Now if you excuse me, I have houses to egg. Mace

I hate it when you pay me special attention. Mace

Congrats Aches and Apes, we can't begin to tell you how happy we are for you, so we wont. Here's a yo-yo to play with in celebration. Knock yourself out, kid. No really, knock yourself out. <font size = 1> Bugger, don't bloody well tell me I'm allied to this one. I gotta have a talk to Kitty about the quality of serf she's collects *shakes head in disbelief* But then again he is a Marine Officer...Cannon fodder!!!!</font> Mace

I'd like to add I owe Warphead a turn. Mace

Yeh, it's a hobby of ours. Want a demonstration? *picks up athkala and throws him across the cesspool* Mace [ November 10, 2003, 02:30 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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It wasn't that big an insult. Actually, it was a tiny insult. *ponders* I'd even call it miniscule. Probably quite apt. Mace

*walks in, lugging an esky and a deck chair and sun umbrella. Sets up the deck chair, opens up the umbrella and sticks it in the soil, puts the esky in close reach, then stretches out on the chair!* KICK HIM IN THE GROIN, KITTY. *grabs a tinny from the esky* JAB HIM IN THE EYES! <font size = 1>ooooerrrrr, that's going to leave a mark.</font> I just love spectator sports. Mace

There's no pulling the wool <font size = 1>no doubt from you pointy, little red hat</font> over your eyes! Mace

Hey, isn't Lawerence Welk like death metal or something? Mace

It's not a deficiency, it's a gift. Now I can open any beer cans that don't have a pull tab. Mace

I don't know whether to set the mousetraps or hide the cheese as punishment but..... Dames are to have their names bolded as a form of respect. Mace