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OI! KING (SEANACHAI NEMISIS) MACE

usurp? WE never did because WE happen to be potty trained. *sniff sniff* .....Unlike yourself. Ewuuuuuuuu KING (KEEPING THE SEAT WARM) MACE [ April 24, 2004, 04:06 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

usurp? WE never did because WE happen to be potty trained. *sniff sniff* .....Unlike yourself. Ewuuuuuuuu KING (KEEPING THE SEAT WARM) MACE [ April 24, 2004, 04:06 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Hey is that the new CMx2 Unit Selection Screen?!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :mad: Mace

Ewuuuu. Guards! GUARDS!!! There are... are.... peasants in the thrown room!!! Please fix or do somfink! KING (WAITER, THERE'S A PEASANT IN MY SOUP) MACE

Ewuuuu. Guards! GUARDS!!! There are... are.... peasants in the thrown room!!! Please fix or do somfink! KING (WAITER, THERE'S A PEASANT IN MY SOUP) MACE

Remember what they say: 'If the Foo Sh*ts, wear it'. This has been a Royal community service. KING (GIVER OF GOOD ADVICE) MACE

*ponders* Obviously it's some sort of Civil Servant guideline from antiquity. It's apparent that the current methods we use to shaft the general public now were practised way back then as well. KING (LET THEM EAT CAKE) MACE

Shhhhhh. Don't draw attention to us. It's better that way. KING MACE

Neeener neeener neeeeener!! *pokes out tongue and gives the royal version of both middle digits* You're just jealous that I saw the discarded crown and the empty thrown and acted while you were swaning about polishing your name plate. *pokes out tongue again* Now that WE're here, the view is too good to give up ....*starts padlocking self to throne with industrial strength metal chains*.... and the secret tunnel to the wine cellar a job bonus! WE are still waiting for the first beating. Let's see, first one was a victory for his Royal Highness (that's WE by the way). Second one WE gave up due to a boredom factor greater than that WE usual suffer from in our mutual games. What's this 'YOU' business, white man? WE expect a bit more recognition of OUR most noble title when you address US. Anyhow, too busy waving to my adoring public *waves*. You send setup. KING (BEHOLD HIS GREATNESS) MACE

You cruel bastage! That hurt. That hurt a lot. *sobs* KING (OH THE STINGS AND BARBS) MACE [ April 20, 2004, 04:55 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

OI, what's this 'all bow down'? Let's clarify somethings here about social hierarchy and pecking order. First of all, some of us are Senior Kiniggets, meaning we don't bow to anyone except old uns (and even then we might bow only to pick up the $5 lying on the ground) Snappy is a bit lower on the pecking order, being a second generation Kinigit...and you, poor thing, are third generation which means things are not looking good for you at all....sunshine. Secondly, see this? *points to crown*. It means WE are the current ursurper to the thrown and if there's any bowing it should be to ..err.. WE! KING (YOU ARE NOT WORTHY) MACE

WE take the relaxed approach to processing CM turns. For your impudence, WE shall now make you wait longer. KING (IT's GOOD TO BE DA KING) MACE

Umm let's see: There's docking, shearing, crotching, and slaughtering. Nope, mooning has nothing to do with sheep. btw what you call mooning we call brown-eye. KING (WELL VERSED ABOUT SUCH MANNERS) MACE

Have you got anything without thistle? KING (who want's his breakfast NOW!) MACE

Turkey? *works out the distance between England and Turkey* Ya I guess they'd be distant relatives then. Seems to be long way to go for a massage though. Mace

whoops again. *big smile* [ April 17, 2004, 05:23 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

It's a conspiracy! A conspiracy I tell ya! ...either that or a contorting donkey. Mace [ April 17, 2004, 05:32 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

And it's a size 5 thong on a size 15 ass (or is that donkey)! Flee!!! If it gives we're goners!!!! Mace

whoops...drinking and board posting don't mix. Mace

He needs an excuse to drink?!! *eep* Mace

Yah, PM Kitty, you tell this abomination! .. this, this.......culinary phillistine!!!! How dare he! HOW DARE HE MENTION 'BRISKET'!!! *calms down* <font size = 1> errr, what's a brisket?</font> Mace [ April 17, 2004, 04:38 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Dear Speedy, Your email with turn attached is yet to arrive. Please resend. Stop. Hugs and kisses KING MACE [ April 16, 2004, 06:47 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

WE are not a vindictive king, but WE can still hope for a picture of your dog attached to Joe's britches, with it's teeth firmly imbedded in his backside. That would be cool. KING MACE

Maybe just post the photos? <font size = 2>Psssst, Kitty, you should hear what Dalem's parakeet gets upto....not pretty, not pretty at all.</font>