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I don't think the Alsacian is house broken. Mace

Mind the thist..... *BANG* err never mind. Keep that Alsacian away from my sceptre! It's my only cover of decency atm. btw is it housebroken? Mace

Good thing my sceptre is big, I can modestly hide behind it. Clothes! I need my clothes!!! *shivers more* Mace

errr. Can I have my clothes back? *shivers* Mace

I will not stand for this!!! So I'll sit down over here instead, on the thrown. Mace

Bappy Hirthday! I've got a few months on you, but! Mace

Not quite. It's when you use your forehead to bash in your opponents nose. Aka 'headbutt' Mace

I hate to be a body grog....but where's the nipples? Mace

*sets up deck chair, grabs a beer and settles down* Now, this is going to be interesting. Mace

Well stop crying, and be a MAN! *slap, slap* Sorry, but it had to be done. Mace

Some advise.... <font size = 4> FLEE!!! FLEE FOR THE HILLS NOW!!! IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!!!!!</font> Mace

You've got to be kidding. That guy is one of the most self-absorbed dweebs out there. Only marginally better than that hippy dalem. I even hear tell he plays that other game. Oh, the horror. </font>

...and no metric spaces! Mace

Should be more loud music to annoy the neighbours with as well Mace

Bloody oath. Should be more of 'em. Mace

In celebration of this austere occassion, I will welcome our French SSN by speaking in French. je nes parles pas francais! ou est le bereau de poste? le tete, le fenetre, and the infamous merde! ...and that's the result of two years High School French. It wasn't a complete waste, I sat down the back with the females. And no, they weren't sheep. Mace

pffft. I'm too busy enjoying an alcoholic buzz to be insulted. Perhaps you should direct your insult to Speedy, Noba or the just returned Stuka? Mace PS why am I not surprised your plants have 'personality'?

Hate him. Fortunately his lyrics makes up for a crap voice. btw I'm drunk. Nothing as great as finishing up the working week with your peers drinking and bagging seniour management Mace PS I think seanachai's a decent chap. I will gladly shout the nong a beer PPS Emry's not bad either. PPPS Kitty, however, rocks. \m/ Mace

Hmmmm. Speedy, mate, WE think WE have a job for you. KING (LORD OF DELEGATION) MACE

*sniff* Looks nothing like a Leopard AS1. Mace PS funny tho.

It might be short, but it's how you USE it. Currently on an early 70s revival kick? Bugger, now I can't get that tune off my mind. Mace

You might want to wring your kilt and sporran out every now and then. KING (KISS MY RING) MACE

..but only if it involves welcoming our Stukes with a few blows to the back of the head with a piece of 4x2 (with a rusty nail firmly imbedded). KING (NOTICE THE TITLE, STUKES) MACE

Did he ask you for a date? If so, then there's a connection. Mace

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