Mace

My God, man! Pratchet rules! His books are the funniest things I've read since Spike Milligan. They're up there with Adam's Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy!!! And you call yourself a well rounded, man of the world?!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace [ June 26, 2004, 05:36 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

and the best for last..... chunder - vomit. btw I'm disapointed. That one's not even chunky!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Mace's translation service: combie - VW van. vegemite - salty yeast extract spread. Yummy! Best eaten by a large spoon ( muahahahahahaha! :mad: :mad: ) Mace

3 out of 3, practice makes perfect. ...and not for want of trying. Mace

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Yeh, dinky-di true-blue battler. Unfortunately he comes from that part of Oz we don't like talking about (you know, same place Noba comes from). Mace

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Yes, yes it is. In fact, here we have the dashing Mervin Maggot, looking for a good home and a loving family. Handsome bugger, eh? Something about pissing him off on purpose comes to mind, but I don't think he has any teeth. Mace

*ahem* ***************************************** It's early morning The sun comes out Last night was shaking And pretty loud My cat is purring And scratches my skin So what is wrong With another sin The bitch is hungry She needs to tell So give her inches And feed her well More days to come New places to go I've got to leave It's time for a show Here I am, rock you like a hurricane Here I am, rock you like a hurricane ***************************************** *wipes tear from eye* The don't write lyrics like that anymore. Especially the 'so give her inches' line, obviously a reference to the link between modern society and it's impact on materialism (or somefink). Oh. For DaveH and his kind thoughts: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Glad you enjoyed it, Boo. On behalf of we senior kiniggets, let me say it's always nice when someone like yourself, a denizen at the bottom of the food chain and evolutionary ladder, contributes here. Mace

And this is wrong, how? Mace

And my bet is that you're openly the target of ridicule and scorn. Mace

And here's a not so serious response. Serious? Pfffft. It's the weekend. We don't have time for 'serious'. We did have a scribe Lorak who 'maintains' a peng website, but the slack bastage hasn't touched it for ages nor posted here - there's a lot of water under the bridge, time passes on, days come and go, and thus it's out of date. MrSpkr however assures us that he is working on a new site, and it may very well be ready by the time man lands on mars, or visits Alpha Centuri, or somefink. There are challenges. We try to maintain coherence of sentence and actually put together a blistering taunt that so belittles and upsets the prospective opponent that he/she has no choice but to accept a PBEM (and seek professional counselling). Thus we live only for continual warfare, on going, with no ultimate result or ladder....lad, this is HELL! Oh, btw, the other challenge is the mentally challenged (and we do have a few here, except my fine self, and Kitty). My suggestion, line up someone of junior status here and give them a 'serve' of hateful wit, you may get a battle. *pats willbell's head* Such a lovely lad. Mace

Good lord (or somefink), man, we're five years into drought and thus practising good water conservation techniques (not drinking water, not bathing, not hosing down the wildlife, etc)! At such times, one turns to beer. :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace btw. Paragraph - one of several distinct subdivisions of a text intended to separate ideas; the beginning is usually marked by a new indented line

*gets on phone* Hello, customs? I think we have someone of very bad character trying to get into the country next Friday. That's right, no knowing what fiendish plot he plans to carry out. Mace

Pfffft. Mate, you're a bloody p*ss poor excuse for a drinker. It's beer first, second and third! Then maybe a shower but only if there's no more beer. And if there isn't you better have a bloody good excuse! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

Wasn't there an embarrassing incident involving vacuum cleaners, body parts and visits to ER? Oh wait, that was me. Mace

I'd just like to hear Stalin's Organ bleat again, that makes me feel all warm and wooly (or fuzzy, or somefink). :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace

A dog cocking it's leg on a person is not normally a sign of affection. Mace

...and definitely not enough Kitty, and not enough beer or vodka. Mace

That was cruel and uncalled for Mike. You know I'm always first. Mace

You have lovely eyes. Mace

Didn't they perform at the local circus once? Mace

Your head? I think you had the rotation rate set to 'decapitate'. Mace

Looks like advanced water retention to me. I bet his ankles are swollen as well. Mace btw red thinglet and blue background thimply wont do! *sniff*