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Mace

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  1. Oi! Send!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty told me it's a fine brewski! Mace
  2. Something about being Assimilated by CMBorg comes to mind, but it's just a memory blur of long ago. Welcome, jarhead. Mace
  3. *thankful he didn't have his mouth full of beverage when reading the above* I'll drink to that! Mace
  4. And shouldn't you be changing bub? btw. You think it's bad now? It gets worse when the bub switches from milk to solid, or teethes. Mace
  5. Yah. I'm very much edumacated in such matters. :mad: :mad: Mace
  6. That'll leave a nasty, itchy rash!!! :eek: :mad: :mad: Mace
  7. *jumps in, hitching his underoos up under his armpits, then opens his mouth to say* Bugger, I've just given myself the mother of all wedgies! *exits the Peng Challenge very slowly and carefully* Mace
  8. I'm not. I'm a hand puppet! :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace
  9. When you get to Joe's age, your mind does tend to wander a bit. Mace
  10. So that's Boo? I can see why the Germans surrendered. Mace
  11. AAAAaaaaAAAaaaaaaa his legs! He can't feel his legs! Mace [ July 10, 2004, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]
  12. Hmmm, Kitty and I at a prom together. *ponders* *shudders* Mace At least we'd work out a way to spike the punch!
  13. oooooOOooooh, Snarky, mate! Kitty is going to give you such a kick inna fork when she reads that! :eek: :mad: :mad: Mace
  14. Umm you called a toaster a "YerGooday-Bread Cooker" or "Googli-Didgegaroo", not us. You need to stop watching the 'Croc-Hunter' and get out a bit more. Mace
  15. AAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No it was the nodes!!! GHGHAGHGAHGHGAHGHG GHGHGHGHGH GHAHGHGWHGWHGHAGHAGH!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace
  16. *goes through pockets looking for money, expensive watches and/or jewelry* Well..... *checks once more* ...that was a waste of time. :mad: :mad: :mad: And let me tell you it's good to be back, a 5 hour drive yesterday and a return home to find the ISP network down. :mad: ISP support: *delivered in Indian accent* 'We do be believing it is a fault with your cable modem and we will be fixing it.' Me:'it's not the cable modem, check the nodes' ISP: 'We will be sending a technician in 5 years time to see' Me: 'look mate, just check the nodes' ISP: 'He will be coming there to your place' Me: 'ARRGHH GHGRHGHRJG GHGHHHARHGH' *veins pop* ISP: ....'but if you connection does be commencing please be calling us to cancel technician who be arriving 5 years time' Me: *convulses* *sigh* Mace
  17. AHEM *reads from carefully prepared statement* I regret to inform my fellow opponents that until I locate my misplaced CMAK disk, there will be no turns processed. I have attempted to blame family members for this tragedy, without success but lots of yelling and screaming, as well as popping of veins in heads. Regardless, without success. I will continue to search for the CD, as withdrawal symptoms are likely to occur within the next 24 hours. Thankyou. Mace
  18. Only by 2 points? Tsk tsk, they'll have to play a lot harder if they have any contention of getting to the grand final. But, I'm not a sore loser and can read your email and your post here gloating about the 'miniscule' victory (ie 2 points) with some impunity....In fact, given that I'm not bitter about the Cat's loss means I will process the turn and get it to you forthworth. . . . . . . . . . . . . and by forthwith I mean sometime before 2050. Mace
  19. Kitty, the veteran she is, sat up into the small hours to finish the alloted task. Did you? :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace
  20. I got involved in a similar incident once (bloke beating the crap out of spouse/girlfriend). Boy was the adrenalin rush that occured soon afterwards neat! Mace PS well handled mate, I always look up to you (or is it down? I think you're shorter?) as a well rounded individual.
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