Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I don't ever get my right cup size at Home Depot... That's because there's usually only one qualified assistant per 1,400 hectares at Home Despot. And speaking of stuff, I was reading The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde and Cleethorpes was mentioned. This does not surprise me as this book is a work of fiction, much like the mythical land of Cleethorpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I don't think they make them that small Yeh they do....they're called 'thimbles'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Yeh they do....they're called 'thimbles'. You sure he wouldn't get lost in one of those? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 HOCKEY!!!!!! Well look, I agree that having some kind of hardware competition with a freaking CUP for the winner is pretty stupid but I don't think I'd call it hokey. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Wait a minute... it's a song, right? "You do the Hockey Pucky and you shake it all around, that's what it's all about!" That's right. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Wait a minute... it's a song, right? "You do the Hockey Pucky and you shake it all around, that's what it's all about!" That's right. Right? Could be ... so you think it's a dance contest where the winning couple gets the Stanley Cup? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Yeah, it's got to be some kind of bizarre groin-protecting hardware sponsored dance contest. The kind of thing you could probably find just about anywhere in Chicago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Or Gary, Indiana. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 W00T! Gotta love Wild Turkey 101! All I need me now is a weapon and a clear LoF to Emry's house and all is well..... Daqnce varmint! DANCE!....oh you can't? you have a hole in your head? OK, just lie there and bleed for a bit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 W00T! Gotta love Wild Turkey 101! All I need me now is a weapon and a clear LoF to Emry's house and all is well..... Daqnce varmint! DANCE!....oh you can't? you have a hole in your head? OK, just lie there and bleed for a bit.... .... the hell? You mixing that Turkey with liberal amounts of bong water again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Gotta give it some flavour somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 .... I note with some measure of disapproval albeit with a distinct lack of surprise that you have transgressed (and cross dressed too but thats another story) the rules of puncuation. I suspect you have now raised the ire of the ellipses Nazi, Joe Shaw who will piss, moan and bleat on ad-infinitum about how you've ruined his whole day (which is not necessarily a bad thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 I have an imaginary goldfish called Emrys which will be slowly overfed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 13, 2010 Author Share Posted June 13, 2010 How very...kind...of you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 ... and then stuffed and mounted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 stuffed with what? (i'm not even going to ask about the mounting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Especially large and genetically modified sprouts handled by migrant workers. The grubbier the better. Its at times like these that one can only marvel about what a competent taxidermist can do with a floating Emrys. I'd have him mounted on a log or tree or peeking out of a cave or coated in some sort of water repellent to float.. but that wouldn't technically be a mounting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Yes, I think this hypothesis should be studied further. 'On what should the stuffed corpse of Emrys be mounted'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 ...Boo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 Yes, I think this hypothesis should be studied further. 'On what should the stuffed corpse of Emrys be mounted'? On top of the antler of the Gnomes Jackalope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 ...Boo.... Huh uh. Homey don't go that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 You go'in all 'ghetto' on us there Boo? Unleashing your inner cracker? Word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share Posted June 14, 2010 "Cracker"? "Cracker"??? Did he actually use the word 'cracker' to designate a ghetto inhabitant? Jeez, what a loser. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 "Cracker"? "Cracker"??? Did he actually use the word 'cracker' to designate a ghetto inhabitant? Jeez, what a loser. Michael Well, Stuka would say that, but it's important to remember, he's a large idiot. (Smiley's removed for the safety of all involved and the betterment of mankind in general) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I like to make smores with graham crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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