Boo Radley Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 "Un-nature"? No. Sorry. Too much of a stretch. I'm calling a 15 yard penalty. Illegal use of a prefix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 It's obvious that you missed your nap today. Go to bed before you post something else embarrassing to yourself and anybody who might care about you. Not that there likely is. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Beer is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Can we pet the Emrys beast with the bottle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Only if you break the bottle first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Whine, jackals, whine. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 "Un-nature"? No. Sorry. Too much of a stretch. I'm calling a 15 yard penalty. Illegal use of a prefix. I guess Emrys would also recognize Un-Birthdays? I always suspected he was from Wonderland, probably part of the Bandersnatch clan, or maybe related to a Jub Jub Bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 It's obvious that you missed your nap today. Go to bed before you post something else embarrassing to yourself and anybody who might care about you. Not that there likely is. Michael ..... Is what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Anybody who might care about you. Good lord, even mud could sell you clues. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 He spoke Aramaic, Dr. Memory. WRITTEN ON DALEM'S LOGIN, BUT ACTUALLY SEANACHAI: The word 'satire' simply makes you reach for your dictionary, doesn't it, Boo? I assume you were given one by an educated relative; a dictionary that was incredilby inclusive, massive, and with very thin, soft pages that you've found very useful. Tell me, Boo, was the word 'satire' still there, when you went to look it up, or had you worked your way that far through the alphabet, and left nothing of the beauties of the English language except a lingering need to wash your hands? So, Boo, when I write something like: "Even Jesus had trouble with the Latin", you're shuffling and picking seeds out of your hair, and trying to appear clever. I believe I'm going to go drink a far larger amount of Dalem's liquor, and try and pretend like you'd never spoken, out of my regard for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Again, written on Dalem's access, but this is Seanachai: Cold pizza, a liquor cabinet filled with rum and single malt scotch, a humidor filled with fascinating cigars, big screen tv/dvd/entertainment center, complete access to his email, and logged-in on every website that the bastard patronizes (what kind of fecking idjit goes off to the East Coast for 4 days and leaves every single aspect of his on-line life immediately available to his most hated friend), and all I have to do is keep his cat alive for 2 days. So far, I've run up several hundred dollars on Dalem's account for pay-per-view porn sites (haven't watched any of them, but was happy to use the 'press info' button and following 'the instructions' to get him charged for them while watching his DVDs of 'Fist Full of Dollars' and 'Silverado'), and all I have to do is keep his cat from dying. Pretty sure the cat is still alive around here, somewhere. Little bugger won't show himself. I'm trying to tempt him out by filling his water dish with Talisker 18 year old. You'd think the smell of $12 apiece Partagas Blacks would reassure him that his master was home... I will continue in my efforts to reassure Joe the cat that he is not an abandoned pet, bereft and alone. Ah, me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Again, written on Dalem's access, but this is Seanachai: I will continue in my efforts to reassure Joe the cat that he is not an abandoned pet, bereft and alone. Ah, me. You and the cat have a lot in common then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 WRITTEN ON DALEM'S LOGIN, BUT ACTUALLY SEANACHAI: The word 'satire' simply makes you reach for your dictionary, doesn't it, Boo? I assume you were given one by an educated relative; a dictionary that was incredilby inclusive, massive, and with very thin, soft pages that you've found very useful. Tell me, Boo, was the word 'satire' still there, when you went to look it up, or had you worked your way that far through the alphabet, and left nothing of the beauties of the English language except a lingering need to wash your hands? So, Boo, when I write something like: "Even Jesus had trouble with the Latin", you're shuffling and picking seeds out of your hair, and trying to appear clever. I believe I'm going to go drink a far larger amount of Dalem's liquor, and try and pretend like you'd never spoken, out of my regard for you. I know satire, Sirrah and that was NOT satire. Unless, in your drunken state you merely misspelled satyr, in referring to yourself, as you are without a doubt, a goat's arse. p.s. I hope you had the foresight to only download gay Nazi SM porn at dalems' house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Why would one bother to litter-train a cat if not for the resultant ability to abandon the animal for up to a week at a time? What could possibly go wrong with a cat over a two day span? Would it sleep 44 hours' worth of the harmful sleep of the foresaken? Would it eat the fake house plants with the passion of the forlorn? Would it vomit up its very spirit upon the recliner with the soul-quaking desperation of the marooned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 ...you're shuffling and picking seeds out of your hair, and trying to appear clever. Like I said, even mud could sell him a clue. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Emry's is quoting himself again. Apparently we're not showering him enough with accolades. Or sumfink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 The cat lives. I still have booze. I still have cigars. I still have a house. Victory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 The cat lives. I still have booze. I still have cigars. I still have a house. Victory! Isn't it wonderful that people can still find such pleasure in the simple things. I don't think anyone finds pleasure in Joe Shaw however. In fact, it's really inconceivable. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 The cat lives. I still have booze. I still have cigars. I still have a house. Victory! What did you do with the Gnome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 The cat lives. I still have booze. I still have cigars. I still have a house. Victory! Not that you deserve any of them! I mean, really... going away for a few days and entrusting all your stuff (Sit DOWN, Bauhaus!) to Seanachai? What were you thinking? Were you thinking? Homus Gnomus in the same house with booze, electronics, cigars, access to pron, weapons and right wing websites? That's like giving a 2 year old a land mine and a hammer and not expecting really intense visits from the police and Children's Services. I guess that's just proof the the Lord does indeed watch over fools, drunkards, the cataclysmically stoned and pigeon-brained ijits like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 What did you do with the Gnome? I will pat him on his pointy head this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineCape Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Sod.... freaking....off. All of ya. Except Seanachai. Yeah, except him... his special...with words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 You're special too. Special like the old lady in the tatty cardigan and the baggy support hose out in front of the Goodwill store cursing at the parking meters. That level of specialness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Oh Gawd, Boo is indulging his fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 No... because she wasn't riding a donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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