flammenwerfer Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 In ancient times, before langauge and words, when the timeless Trees ruled the Earth and the Wind spoke of secrets... there was Peng... Peng who liked to chew bark and scratch till it bled..lived with the tribe..the Tribe that sat on rocks... Peng, who sat on his rock, chewing his toenails with his dirty teeth, sniffing the air like a mole...eyed his toe jam wondering whence it had come..And then.. As if in a trance he began to SOD OFF! He was confused and grinned mightily. The others, who also sat on rocks, were afraid and ran off.. Peng, the one who sat on rocks, had created the Sod Off.. (well sort of) Peng sodded off against all other tribes (and his own baseness)...He ruled all Newcombers would quickly find their heads on a stick.. He ruled against sleeping with kinships, unless they were damned hot or had passed on to the other side. Peng ruled that Joe would keep the laws, and be heard..(but not respected) Peng ruled that the maidens would be always respected..even when they were being stoned.. To honor Peng it was ruled that he would no longer sit on a rock but on Emrys. I say to you Newcomber, will you Sod Off ? You SSN, You...Flee, flee, Now or be stoned to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Erm.....is this the right place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flammenwerfer Posted March 14, 2010 Author Share Posted March 14, 2010 Erm.....is this the right place? What does your nose tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 She has pretty eyes...for a cow. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 She has pretty eyes...for a cow. Michael Neanderthal translation: You wanna milk her. It's ok, be honest, your in the right cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undercovergeek Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 is this a proper Peng Challenge thread? i occassionally get lost and blunder into them to find some very strange folks insulting each other until the post count reaches 300 and then they all start again - but.......... womanly flesh in a PCT? - i thought you had all transcended the need for such things and were more......... spiritual and superior to the wants of the rest of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 is this a proper Peng Challenge thread? i occassionally get lost and blunder into them to find some very strange folks insulting each other until the post count reaches 300 and then they all start again - but.......... womanly flesh in a PCT? - i thought you had all transcended the need for such things and were more......... spiritual and superior to the wants of the rest of us. You really aren't from around here, are you boy? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinoza Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 You really aren't from around here, are you boy? Michael you , on other hand had been here for a while .. but honestly WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
undercovergeek Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 You really aren't from around here, are you boy? Michael no, i try and avoid these things but clicked on the wrong one again, and i know its a very select club and im not welcome, hell i feel guilty for posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethaface Posted March 14, 2010 Share Posted March 14, 2010 Well I must admit milking this specimen would be quite enjoyable in my eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eniced73 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Oh Hell!! I did not even notice what you guys were looking at?:confused: My eyes were too transfixed on the wood grain interior. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 What wood grain? :confused: Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eniced73 Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 What wood grain? :confused: Michael Are you serious???? Have you never rolled with "wood" grain interior???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 Are you serious???? Have you never rolled with "wood" grain interior???? Hundreds of times. What has that to do with anything? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If only Gnomes came that way... [surveying the inside of the Paddock shack] ... with wood grain interior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkEzra Posted March 15, 2010 Share Posted March 15, 2010 If I had a Cow that Gave such Milk I'd dress it in the finest silk, Feed it on the choicest hay, And Milk it 20 Times a Day! PS The Peng Challenge "Going Public" is a bad idea...a VERY bad idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theFightingSeabee Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 Finally a decent replacement for the refresh monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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