Boo Radley Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 My belated condolences to that poor woman and her endless suffering. In honor of her pain, I will not be sending you a turn anytime soon. That is all. So what else is new, slacker? I hope Sprocket pees in your best shoes. The ones with the cardboard soles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Tha cod fish lays a thoosand eggs, Tha humble hen lays wun Tha cod fish ne'er cackles tae tell ye wha' she's done. An' yet tha cod fish we ignore, While tha humble hen we prize, Which ainly gi's tae show ye, At pays tae advertise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He's been drinking that cheap paint thinner again. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Tha cod fish lays a thoosand eggs, Tha humble hen lays wun Tha cod fish ne'er cackles tae tell ye wha' she's done. An' yet tha cod fish we ignore, While tha humble hen we prize, Which ainly gi's tae show ye, At pays tae advertise!And when was the last time you attempted to crack and scramble a cod egg you faux Scots git? I'm convinced the only way you passed your citizenship test was because you had the good Lady Peg on speed dial texting you the answers. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 He's been drinking that cheap paint thinner again. MichaelNo, I can personally testify that he drinks the good stuff, or at least he shares it with his guests. Of course then he attempts to bayonet them ... again from personal experience. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 No, I can personally testify that he drinks the good stuff, or at least he shares it with his guests. Of course then he attempts to bayonet them ... again from personal experience. Too bad he was too drunk to be effective. Another opportunity lost... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 We interrupt this program for an important announcement!! My PC decided to die this morning, so any games in progress will be delayed until i'm back up and running. So sorry for the inconvenience. We now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 So what else is new, slacker? I hope Sprocket pees in your best shoes. The ones with the cardboard soles. What else is new, asks ye? After getting her eyeball scratched by said feline, it was determined by the powers that be (Missus Wino) a second cat would keep first cat occupied. Cats, er, kittens really, are still rambunctious. I fear the path we are headed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 I hope the dear Lady is ok. And I still hope Sprocket pees in your shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 My wife has graciously allowed me to load CMAK and CMBB on her PC. Until I am able to retrieve my old email files from my dead machine (probably Monday), I dont have a auto copy of anyones email address in my new mail folder. So please send me an email so that I can get you back on my list, if we are actively playing a battle right now. Not you Shaw , you never send turns anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 19, 2009 Share Posted September 19, 2009 After getting her eyeball scratched by said feline, it was determined by the powers that be (Missus Wino) a second cat would keep first cat occupied. A pair of cat claw trimmers would have been less expensive. But nearly as much fun, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Went out to dinner tonight. The waiter asked me if he could take my salad bowl, as I was finished with it and I said that he could. He said, "Awesome!!!". That's when I slugged him. There's such a thing as being too perky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Indeed you should, were this a properly introduced Peng Challenge Thread it would have had rules you could have read that might have given you a clue. Were this an incarnation of the OLDE Peng Challenge Thread it would have admonished you to simply SOD OFF! Were this a Peng Challenge Thread with a solid introductory post you'd have known that our purpose and goal is to belittle and humiliate our members and you might have then realized that, as an SSN (Scum Sucking Newbie) you'd be lucky to be noticed at all. But it wasn't. It was begun by Seanachai in one of his moods and it all went to hell. But I don't want you to leave without a lovely parting gift from the members of the Peng Challenge Thread whom I, as their Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, represent on behalf of the Olde Ones. So here it is lad, from us to you in the manner of the Peng Challenge Threads of old ... SOD OFF! Joe Joe, Sorry to offend as a visitor to a foreign land. I was on a few a days off work with a crippling back problem (this is a true story), the doctor perscribed me Valium (as a muscle relaxant!!) and Naprosyn (as an anti-inflamatory). After a couple of days cabin fever got the better of me I ignored the 'avoid alcholol' labels. In my delirium I thought I'd post and ask the ultimate question of existence. I now realise the question of the existence of this thread is existential or just not worth thinking about. My humble apologies. All the best, - note in travelogue: hostile locals, avoid conversation, crap beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 There's such a thing as being too perky. Damn right. You did the right thing, Sparky and I hope you enjoy every minute as the guest of the taxpayers. I'm sure we will. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I was on a few a days off work with a crippling back problem... And you really think we give a flying hoot about your sad tale of pain and suffering? Pain and suffering builds character. So get on with it and stop pestering us with trivialities. Go empty a bucket or something. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Pain and suffering builds character. Michael So by your own reckoning, you've never suffered any pain or any suffering. And you really think we give a flying hoot about you, either...? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 And you really think we give a flying hoot about you, either...? No. I realized long ago that you are too absorbed in the study of the things that you pick out of your various bodily orifices to care about anything else. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Joe, ... I ignored the 'avoid alcholol' labels... I've always just viewed those as suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 There's such a thing as being too perky. I agree. Certain push-up bras are over the top these days. I sometimes find myself wondering 'Are those breasts or jowls?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Certain push-up bras are over the top these days. Isn't that where they always were? I mean, you wouldn't wear one around your hips would you? I know you sometimes have different ways up there in the Great White North, but really...? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 push-up bras are over the top Sometimes, my dear Emrys, a line is just perfect in it's own right and needs no comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Sometimes, my dear Emrys, a line is just perfect in it's own right and needs no comment. I note that that still fails to deter you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Does anyone know if BFC can resend license keys for the CMSF suite. I submitted a Help Desk ticket, but thought maybe one of you blokes knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 I note that that still fails to deter you. Michael I know you are, but what am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 Does anyone know if BFC can resend license keys for the CMSF suite. I submitted a Help Desk ticket, but thought maybe one of you blokes knew. I don't see why not. Have you submitted a fresh urine sample? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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