Seanachai Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 The very first thing is, as all must know, The Rules. I, the Old One, am not bound by the Rules. Next comes the warning and shunning of fools. Fools have been shunned and warned since the beginning, and yet post. Women are made welcome, the mead-pourer recognizes them. Let all honour the pourer of mead, and the women. Shaw, smiter of those found vulgar, and vile in the sight of the Old Ones Dances the Dance, and wields the two-headed axe of Justice. And sometimes, if the light catches him just right He looks like Deborah Kerr in 'From Here to Eternity'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 15, 2009 Author Share Posted September 15, 2009 No. Of course, you could always just bugger off. You're not actually ready for the position you so clearly desire, and I'm not all that comfortable with being adored by halfwits, even when they cover their discomfort at wanting to prostrate themselves before me with brag and abuse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Quite nice drugs in Thailand......who'd have thought? and cheap too.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Well, washing the dung off the mushrooms only drives costs up. Enjoy the tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Who's Fergus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Shaw...sometimes, if the light catches him just right He looks like Deborah Kerr in 'From Here to Eternity'... You mean, all wet? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 A Seanachai incarnation, how long has it been lads? Right, not long enough. But at least he does make an attempt at rules, not a good attempt of course but an attempt. And any thread that mentions me, even if in a slightly derogatory way, is to be admired. As to Seanachai, if the light catches him just right it can be a good thing ... I'm speaking, of course, of the headlights of an oncoming car that's about to spread him on the pavement like a cheap brand of peanut butter on a slice of Wonderbread. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Patch, The Gnome must mean the famous Ferguson Jenkins. I didn't know gnomes enjoyed baseball, being baseball size and all. After all, who here hasn't wanted to take a bat to our long winded, bourbo drinking, towel stealing, canoe paddling short one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferguson_Jenkins Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Why's Rune still hanging around? Did your accordion class get cancelled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Patch, The Gnome must mean the famous Ferguson Jenkins. I thought he meant that redheaded chick with big tits that was married to one of the royal princes a couple of decades back. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Actually, it's a typo. It should read "Who Goes with Fungus...", in which case it would be Joe because as has already been determined, he's all wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I think the Donkey also has fungus issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 You mean there's more than one fungus among us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Yep, still the same set of nattering nannies. Some things will never change. Which I suppose, is a good thing. Others must. Which may or may not be good. An abrupt change of subject. I, the Mighty Peng, will be in Chicago Thursday through Sunday. I expect that after work on Saturday I will have some time available to kick certain Chicagoans in the fork, and then buy them cold, adult beverages, which they can either pour in their laps, or in their gullets. Either route should provide some amount of anesthetic relief from the kicking. Rune, you heartless scum, I am looking directly at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 ... I think I've got an ingrowing Radley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I had a fungus issue once. It involved mushrooms, a Tragically Hip concert, a twit, a cup of water, an angry young woman and a case of mistaken identity. Much hair-pulling was involved. Quite unpleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 ... I think I've got an ingrowing Radley... Indeed, they are the worst kind. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I had a fungus issue once. It involved mushrooms, a Tragically Hip concert, a twit, a cup of water, an angry young woman and a case of mistaken identity. Much hair-pulling was involved. Quite unpleasant. What's this, a trailer for the next Tarantino movie? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 What is the point of the existence of this continued blight on humanity that you call the 'Peng Thread'? Is there a goal? Is there some sort of encrypted discussion that progresses society other than commenting on each others hygiene? Why, why, why do you persist... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 To annoy, bedevil, and drive insane the likes of you. Now totter off to your playpen and leave the grownups alone. We have important matters to discuss...like how many lice can coexist on a square inch of Joe Shaw's filthy hide. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 The 'grownups' have obviously become anarchic or even antisocially perverse in the abscense of a clearly needed positive influence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 The 'grownups' have obviously become anarchic or even antisocially perverse in the abscense of a clearly needed positive influence.Positive influence? We don't need no stinkin' positive influence and if we did we certainly wouldn't go to [sneer] Australia [/sneer] to find it. This is the Peng Challenge Thread, the Mutha Beautiful Thread, the CessPool and we have been here ... continuously, for more than ten years now. We have bedeviled those who would drag us down and have sent more than a few to Coventry for their antisocial assaults on this community. We have the blessings of Steve, Charles and the rest of the BFC crew and have since they were BTS. We are immortal and if one of us should fall then others will pick up the banner and raise it high again. We are the Peng Challenge Thread ... look upon our works ye mighty ... and despair. Sir Joe Shaw, Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodkin Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I'm sorry I should leave it's just too easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 I'm sorry I should leave it's just too easy... Indeed you should, were this a properly introduced Peng Challenge Thread it would have had rules you could have read that might have given you a clue. Were this an incarnation of the OLDE Peng Challenge Thread it would have admonished you to simply SOD OFF! Were this a Peng Challenge Thread with a solid introductory post you'd have known that our purpose and goal is to belittle and humiliate our members and you might have then realized that, as an SSN (Scum Sucking Newbie) you'd be lucky to be noticed at all. But it wasn't. It was begun by Seanachai in one of his moods and it all went to hell. But I don't want you to leave without a lovely parting gift from the members of the Peng Challenge Thread whom I, as their Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, represent on behalf of the Olde Ones. So here it is lad, from us to you in the manner of the Peng Challenge Threads of old ... SOD OFF! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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