Spanish Bombs Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Ewoks, huh? The Oompa-Loompas of the Star Wars Universe. Take that back - an unwarranted slight on the Oompa-Loompas. Oompa-Loompas were advanced enough to handle the machinery at the world's most elaborate candy factory, learn the English language and could carry a tune to boot. No false idol-worshiping of sexually-ambiguous robots for them, unlike the Ewoks, and somehow I doubt that Oompa-Loompas were fending off vernicious knids with rocks and stones like the Ewoks with the Imperial walkers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrocles Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 And that differs how from PG rated ? Glancing shots of bare breasts from an angle which does not show the nipple ? The blood, gore, mayhem and destruction would be the same in both the PG and the R-rated versions. hmm...didn't think about the sex angle, but the blood, gore, mayhem and destruction would not be the same in both the PG and the R-rated versions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tero Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 hmm...didn't think about the sex angle, but the blood, gore, mayhem and destruction would not be the same in both the PG and the R-rated versions. Are you sure ? The old SW trilogy is way less violent (both in intensity and graphical representation) than the new trilogy. Yet the new trilogy rating was not R but PG. In Finland the old trilogy DVD's still carry K-15 while the new ones are K-11 which means the new trilogy is allowed for 9-year olds when accompanied by an adult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 With John William's soundtrack played on a portable keyboard. There has to be something like this already out there. GOOGLE TIME! Any findings to report back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrocles Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Are you sure ? The old SW trilogy is way less violent (both in intensity and graphical representation) than the new trilogy. Yet the new trilogy rating was not R but PG. In Finland the old trilogy DVD's still carry K-15 while the new ones are K-11 which means the new trilogy is allowed for 9-year olds when accompanied by an adult. Yes. I am sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I don't buy into the whole 'nuclear winter' scenario. There wasn't much to the Death Star. It's not like it was carved out of a hunk of solid metal. Plenty of walkways span vast nothing-ness. My vote is for a pretty light show as the thing fragments upon re-entry and mostly burns up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Either way, I don't care just as long as they get turned into bunny slippers. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Any findings to report back? Nothin but a bunch of Hentai. Pretty boring. Seems to be quite a vast untapped () market here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luderbamsen Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 What we need is a new computer game: Star Wars: Ewok Genocide. Taking the role of various Imperial troopers and using various Imperial weapons, from blasters to speeder bikes to walkers, your mission is to kill as many Ewoks as possible and destroy their habitat, while you laugh manically at their pitiful attempts to stop you with rocks and arrows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 ...combined with a trading game: develop a galaxy-wide fashion for real fur slippers. With cute little eyes and buck teeth... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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