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Were the Ewoks driven to extinction by the destruction of the Death Star?


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Ewoks, huh? The Oompa-Loompas of the Star Wars Universe.

Take that back - an unwarranted slight on the Oompa-Loompas. Oompa-Loompas were advanced enough to handle the machinery at the world's most elaborate candy factory, learn the English language and could carry a tune to boot. No false idol-worshiping of sexually-ambiguous robots for them, unlike the Ewoks, and somehow I doubt that Oompa-Loompas were fending off vernicious knids with rocks and stones like the Ewoks with the Imperial walkers.

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And that differs how from PG rated ? Glancing shots of bare breasts from an angle which does not show the nipple ? The blood, gore, mayhem and destruction would be the same in both the PG and the R-rated versions.

hmm...didn't think about the sex angle, but the blood, gore, mayhem and destruction would not be the same in both the PG and the R-rated versions.

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hmm...didn't think about the sex angle, but the blood, gore, mayhem and destruction would not be the same in both the PG and the R-rated versions.

Are you sure ? The old SW trilogy is way less violent (both in intensity and graphical representation) than the new trilogy. Yet the new trilogy rating was not R but PG. In Finland the old trilogy DVD's still carry K-15 while the new ones are K-11 which means the new trilogy is allowed for 9-year olds when accompanied by an adult.

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Are you sure ? The old SW trilogy is way less violent (both in intensity and graphical representation) than the new trilogy. Yet the new trilogy rating was not R but PG. In Finland the old trilogy DVD's still carry K-15 while the new ones are K-11 which means the new trilogy is allowed for 9-year olds when accompanied by an adult.

Yes. I am sure.

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What we need is a new computer game:

Star Wars: Ewok Genocide.

Taking the role of various Imperial troopers and using various Imperial weapons, from blasters to speeder bikes to walkers, your mission is to kill as many Ewoks as possible and destroy their habitat, while you laugh manically at their pitiful attempts to stop you with rocks and arrows.

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