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Originally posted by Mace:

Where's Noba when you want to remind him of which team won the footy match the weekend just gone?

I was just remembering the Grand Finals we beat you in.. yup, BOTH times.

Carefull, you may start to sound just like the local Fremantle supporters (Losers) over here last season. They couldn't help but let me know how they beat us three times last season... I just pointed to the fact they wern't playing in the last game in september. We did, and we won. I'll take losing to Fremantle 3 times a season and winning the Premiership any time.

Noba.

ps. There is a perception around town that Freo supporters are becoming more like Collingwood supporters every year. Rabid. Pity they havn't actually WON anything yet...

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Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

Where's Noba when you want to remind him of which team won the footy match the weekend just gone?

I was just remembering the Grand Finals we beat you in.. yup, BOTH times.

Carefull, you may start to sound just like the local Fremantle supporters (Losers) over here last season. They couldn't help but let me know how they beat us three times last season... I just pointed to the fact they wern't playing in the last game in september. We did, and we won. I'll take losing to Fremantle 3 times a season and winning the Premiership any time.

Noba.

ps. There is a perception around town that Freo supporters are becoming more like Collingwood supporters every year. Rabid. Pity they havn't actually WON anything yet... </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

easy...

seven clan mothers are crying in despair..

the word is open minded ,or ,in worst case ,sexually

liberated.

I blame Martin Luther.And the whore from the hell,the Catholic Church.

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Originally posted by konrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

easy...

seven clan mothers are crying in despair..

the word is open minded ,or ,in worst case ,sexually

liberated.

I blame Martin Luther.And the whore from the hell,the Catholic Church. </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by konrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

easy...

seven clan mothers are crying in despair..

the word is open minded ,or ,in worst case ,sexually

liberated.

I blame Martin Luther.And the whore from the hell,the Catholic Church. </font>

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A little sing-song to let others besides our wise and duhstinguished Justicar know a little bit about life from the other side of the tracks..

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The old man was covered with tattoos and scars

He got some in prison and others in bars

The rest he got workin' on old junk cars in the daytime

They looked like tombstones in our yard

And I never seen him when he wasn't tired and mean

He sold used parts to make ends meet

Covered with grease from his head to his feet

Cussin' the sweat and the Texas heat and mosquiters

And the neighbors said we lived like hicks

But they brung their cars for pa to fix anyhow

He was veteran-proud tried and true

He'd fought till his heart was black and blue

Didn't know how he'd made it through the hard times

He bought our house on the GI Bill

But it wasn't worth all he had to kill to git it

He drank Lone Star in a can and Jack Daniels black

Chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack

Had an old dog that was trained to attack

He'd get drunk and mean as a rattlesnake

And there wasn't too much that he would take from a stranger

If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope

If that ain't country it's a damn good joke

I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash

If that ain't country you can kiss my ass

There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs

A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs

I spent the summertime cuttin' up logs for the winter

Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord

Workin' like a nigger for my room and board

Coal-burin' stove no natural gas if that ain't country you can kiss my ass

If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope

If that ain't country it's a damn good joke

I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash

If he ain't country you can kiss my ass

Mama sells eggs at a grocery store my oldest sister is a first-rate whore

Dad says she can't come home anymore and he means it

Ma just sits and keeps her silence

Sister she left cause dad got violent and he knows it

Mama she's old far beyond her time

From chopping tobacco and I've seen her cryin'

When blood started flowin' from her calloused hand and it hurt me

She'd just keep workin' tryin' to help the old man

To the end of one row and back again like always

She's been through hell since junior went to jail

When the lights go out she ain't never failed

To get down on her knees and pray because she loves him

Told all the neighbors he was off in the war

Fightin' for freedom he's good to the core and she's proud

Now our place was a graveyard for automobiles

At the end of the porch there was four stacks of wheels

And tires for sale for a dollar or two cash

There was fifty holes in an old tin roof

Me and my family we was livin' proof

Most people forgot about us poor white trash

And if that ain't country you can kiss my ass

If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope

If that ain't country it's a damn good joke

I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash

If that ain't country you can kiss my ass

David Allen Coe

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Once, when I was very very <small>very <small>very<small> very</small></small></small> young, I thought I knew everything. NOW that I've grown older and more exprienced, I've come to realize that I was right all along.

Abbott is and idiot, albedo a semi-fuzzable one at that.

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Originally posted by Leeo:

Once, when I was very very <small>very <small>very<small> very</small></small></small> young, I thought I knew everything. NOW that I've grown older and more exprienced, I've come to realize that I was right all along.

Abbott is and idiot, albedo a semi-fuzzable one at that.

I don't know for certain what makes you so dumb but it sure works!
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Nipples' lead.

That's the new name of my punk group. 'Cept they play no instruments.

I've nursed, I've lead, I've painted, I've even worked. Occasionally I trip-up and track crappy engelish threough the Mutha beauaautwifffyuiuueol Threeeeaaaaaaaaasddd.

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Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

Where's Noba when you want to remind him of which team won the footy match the weekend just gone?

I was just remembering the Grand Finals we beat you in.. yup, BOTH times.

Carefull, you may start to sound just like the local Fremantle supporters (Losers) over here last season. They couldn't help but let me know how they beat us three times last season... I just pointed to the fact they wern't playing in the last game in september. We did, and we won. I'll take losing to Fremantle 3 times a season and winning the Premiership any time.

Noba.

ps. There is a perception around town that Freo supporters are becoming more like Collingwood supporters every year. Rabid. Pity they havn't actually WON anything yet... </font>

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Very strange. I'm listening to the new Chris Smither album, and he's right, in an odd way.

You can do 'Visions of Johanna' in waltz time.

And it's not too bad.

Well, yeah.

Cuz Dylan ain't singing it.

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Originally posted by Mace:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

Your dimness shines out from your words like a Brown Dwarf, almost there, but can't quite make the Main Sequence.

Classic, and scientific too. I'm impressed. </font>
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Roight! How about a song then?

One beer then I’m gone

The ugliest women that I’ve laid eyes on

got together and decided to come here

They’re not pretty

They’re not small

I don’t give a damn at all

Tonight I’m only having just one beer

Yeah tonight I’m only having just two beers

I don’t mind the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can’t stay too long

Tonight I’m only having just two beers

Three beers but no more

There’s no way I’m drinking four

My attitude’s improving with the beer

I was mad but now I’m glad

The women in here, they ain’t so bad

Tonight I’m only having just three beers

Yeah tonight I’m only having just six beers

I kinda like the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can’t stay too long

Tonight I’m only having just six beers

Twelve beers then I quit

Oh good Lord I’m drunk as ****e

I just spent my whole paycheck in here

I took a chance

I tried to dance

I threw up and pissed my pants

All off one beer

Yeah tonight I’m only having just one beer

At least that’s what I said when I got here

It felt so right, but it was wrong

I know that I’ve stayed too long

I think I musta drank hundred beers

Well now I wished I had only one beer

God I wish I never came in here

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Originally posted by Lars:

Partying with Rodney Carrington would be awesome.

Unless Chinga Chavin was available, of course.

I'm just an *sshole from El Paso...

Good man Lars ... the first step is to admit that you have a problem.

But to suggest that you're a Texan does attempt to ameliorate the admission a bit, it's like saying "Hi, I'm Lars and I'm an alcoholic/addict/slumlord (take your pick) ... but I have a nice boat."

Joe

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