Boo Radley Posted May 14, 2007 Author Share Posted May 14, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Watch the bugger in the back playing guitar. Link Seems Peng has gone GooberNational on us Joe. No, the guy with the guitar had an air of quiet dignity. The only air that Peng ever has is whatever fumes might be wafting out of him at any given moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: Where's Noba when you want to remind him of which team won the footy match the weekend just gone? I was just remembering the Grand Finals we beat you in.. yup, BOTH times. Carefull, you may start to sound just like the local Fremantle supporters (Losers) over here last season. They couldn't help but let me know how they beat us three times last season... I just pointed to the fact they wern't playing in the last game in september. We did, and we won. I'll take losing to Fremantle 3 times a season and winning the Premiership any time. Noba. ps. There is a perception around town that Freo supporters are becoming more like Collingwood supporters every year. Rabid. Pity they havn't actually WON anything yet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: Where's Noba when you want to remind him of which team won the footy match the weekend just gone? I was just remembering the Grand Finals we beat you in.. yup, BOTH times. Carefull, you may start to sound just like the local Fremantle supporters (Losers) over here last season. They couldn't help but let me know how they beat us three times last season... I just pointed to the fact they wern't playing in the last game in september. We did, and we won. I'll take losing to Fremantle 3 times a season and winning the Premiership any time. Noba. ps. There is a perception around town that Freo supporters are becoming more like Collingwood supporters every year. Rabid. Pity they havn't actually WON anything yet... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 15, 2007 Author Share Posted May 15, 2007 As reported by Leeeeeeo to the editors of "Duh!" magazine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: easy...seven clan mothers are crying in despair.. the word is open minded ,or ,in worst case ,sexually liberated. I blame Martin Luther.And the whore from the hell,the Catholic Church. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Originally posted by konrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: easy...seven clan mothers are crying in despair.. the word is open minded ,or ,in worst case ,sexually liberated. I blame Martin Luther.And the whore from the hell,the Catholic Church. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 15, 2007 Author Share Posted May 15, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by konrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: easy...seven clan mothers are crying in despair.. the word is open minded ,or ,in worst case ,sexually liberated. I blame Martin Luther.And the whore from the hell,the Catholic Church. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 A little sing-song to let others besides our wise and duhstinguished Justicar know a little bit about life from the other side of the tracks.. -------------------------------------------------- The old man was covered with tattoos and scars He got some in prison and others in bars The rest he got workin' on old junk cars in the daytime They looked like tombstones in our yard And I never seen him when he wasn't tired and mean He sold used parts to make ends meet Covered with grease from his head to his feet Cussin' the sweat and the Texas heat and mosquiters And the neighbors said we lived like hicks But they brung their cars for pa to fix anyhow He was veteran-proud tried and true He'd fought till his heart was black and blue Didn't know how he'd made it through the hard times He bought our house on the GI Bill But it wasn't worth all he had to kill to git it He drank Lone Star in a can and Jack Daniels black Chewed tobacco from a mail pouch sack Had an old dog that was trained to attack He'd get drunk and mean as a rattlesnake And there wasn't too much that he would take from a stranger If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope If that ain't country it's a damn good joke I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash If that ain't country you can kiss my ass There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs I spent the summertime cuttin' up logs for the winter Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord Workin' like a nigger for my room and board Coal-burin' stove no natural gas if that ain't country you can kiss my ass If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope If that ain't country it's a damn good joke I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash If he ain't country you can kiss my ass Mama sells eggs at a grocery store my oldest sister is a first-rate whore Dad says she can't come home anymore and he means it Ma just sits and keeps her silence Sister she left cause dad got violent and he knows it Mama she's old far beyond her time From chopping tobacco and I've seen her cryin' When blood started flowin' from her calloused hand and it hurt me She'd just keep workin' tryin' to help the old man To the end of one row and back again like always She's been through hell since junior went to jail When the lights go out she ain't never failed To get down on her knees and pray because she loves him Told all the neighbors he was off in the war Fightin' for freedom he's good to the core and she's proud Now our place was a graveyard for automobiles At the end of the porch there was four stacks of wheels And tires for sale for a dollar or two cash There was fifty holes in an old tin roof Me and my family we was livin' proof Most people forgot about us poor white trash And if that ain't country you can kiss my ass If that ain't country it'll hairlip the pope If that ain't country it's a damn good joke I've been on the Grand Ole Opry and I know Johnny Cash If that ain't country you can kiss my ass David Allen Coe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Once, when I was very very <small>very <small>very<small> very</small></small></small> young, I thought I knew everything. NOW that I've grown older and more exprienced, I've come to realize that I was right all along. Abbott is and idiot, albedo a semi-fuzzable one at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Once, when I was very very <small>very <small>very<small> very</small></small></small> young, I thought I knew everything. NOW that I've grown older and more exprienced, I've come to realize that I was right all along. Abbott is and idiot, albedo a semi-fuzzable one at that. I don't know for certain what makes you so dumb but it sure works! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 16, 2007 Author Share Posted May 16, 2007 He was nursed on lead paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Nipples' lead. That's the new name of my punk group. 'Cept they play no instruments. I've nursed, I've lead, I've painted, I've even worked. Occasionally I trip-up and track crappy engelish threough the Mutha beauaautwifffyuiuueol Threeeeaaaaaaaaasddd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Very strange. I'm listening to the new Chris Smither album, and he's right, in an odd way. You can do 'Visions of Johanna' in waltz time. And it's not too bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: Where's Noba when you want to remind him of which team won the footy match the weekend just gone? I was just remembering the Grand Finals we beat you in.. yup, BOTH times. Carefull, you may start to sound just like the local Fremantle supporters (Losers) over here last season. They couldn't help but let me know how they beat us three times last season... I just pointed to the fact they wern't playing in the last game in september. We did, and we won. I'll take losing to Fremantle 3 times a season and winning the Premiership any time. Noba. ps. There is a perception around town that Freo supporters are becoming more like Collingwood supporters every year. Rabid. Pity they havn't actually WON anything yet... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: Your dimness shines out from your words like a Brown Dwarf, almost there, but can't quite make the Main Sequence.Classic, and scientific too. I'm impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Very strange. I'm listening to the new Chris Smither album, and he's right, in an odd way. You can do 'Visions of Johanna' in waltz time. And it's not too bad. Well, yeah. Cuz Dylan ain't singing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Your dimness shines out from your words like a Brown Dwarf, almost there, but can't quite make the Main Sequence.Classic, and scientific too. I'm impressed. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Roight! How about a song then? One beer then I’m gone The ugliest women that I’ve laid eyes on got together and decided to come here They’re not pretty They’re not small I don’t give a damn at all Tonight I’m only having just one beer Yeah tonight I’m only having just two beers I don’t mind the atmosphere in here It feels so right, it must be wrong I know I can’t stay too long Tonight I’m only having just two beers Three beers but no more There’s no way I’m drinking four My attitude’s improving with the beer I was mad but now I’m glad The women in here, they ain’t so bad Tonight I’m only having just three beers Yeah tonight I’m only having just six beers I kinda like the atmosphere in here It feels so right, it must be wrong I know I can’t stay too long Tonight I’m only having just six beers Twelve beers then I quit Oh good Lord I’m drunk as ****e I just spent my whole paycheck in here I took a chance I tried to dance I threw up and pissed my pants All off one beer Yeah tonight I’m only having just one beer At least that’s what I said when I got here It felt so right, but it was wrong I know that I’ve stayed too long I think I musta drank hundred beers Well now I wished I had only one beer God I wish I never came in here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Roight! How about a song then? ...[lyrics snipped]...*gasp* Well, that's the last time I invite him to one of my parties! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Roight! How about a song then? ...[lyrics snipped]...*gasp* Well, that's the last time I invite him to one of my parties! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: Well, that's the last time I invite him* to one of my parties! *Rodney Carrington 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Partying with Rodney Carrington would be awesome. Unless Chinga Chavin was available, of course. I'm just an *sshole from El Paso... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Partying with Rodney Carrington would be awesome. Unless Chinga Chavin was available, of course. I'm just an *sshole from El Paso... Good man Lars ... the first step is to admit that you have a problem. But to suggest that you're a Texan does attempt to ameliorate the admission a bit, it's like saying "Hi, I'm Lars and I'm an alcoholic/addict/slumlord (take your pick) ... but I have a nice boat." Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 18, 2007 Author Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Roight! How about a song then? No, now sit down and shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Roight! How about a song then? Anything too stupid to be said is sung. - Voltaire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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