Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: Jeez, first day back at work and the good Lady Stuka tells her boss what she really thinks of him and his attitude/abilities and walks out of the office, never to return.... Not the smartest thing to do when an Arab employer can make it extremely difficult to obtain a change of sponsorship permission as required by law here.Do you mean that there's a good chance you might spend the remainder of your short, miserable life sweating in a stinking Middle Eastern dungeon, hanging by your thumbs from the wall while enormous and vicious rats gnaw on the stumps of your genitals? Cool! Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 Michael it's the end result that I'm looking for and frankly I'm just not picky about how we get there. The more complicated the scenario the less likely it is to happen. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 My interwebs are all wonky at home so I missed wishing you all a hateful Xmas yesterday. So here I am at work (May Frogs Consume It) doing what I would have done yesterday today. And stuff. Merry post-Xmas, and have a Happy New Year. Seanachai- my house. Friday. Be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Anybody else get snow for Christmas? Want some? Nope. 45°F and sunny. Sux to be you (-5 pts for tautology) Send a turn, Snow Boy. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Oh yesss.... I luuurve a good spanking now and then....give it to me.....I've been baaad...oh yes....ohhhhhhh Joe you promised you'd keep our little fetish a secret. Is this your way of asking for some discipline? SERF! fetch me the studded paddle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Anybody else get snow for Christmas? Want some? Nope. 45°F and sunny. Sux to be you (-5 pts for tautology) Send a turn, Snow Boy. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I think you tell lies Mr Radley... Hateful.....EVIL lies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: I think you tell lies Mr Radley... Hateful.....EVIL lies.... What's your point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 ALERT ALERT ALERT CODE WORD CHROMATRON HAPPYPANTS CONFIRMATION RECEIVED TOP-VALU LIQUOR STORE MANEUVERING AWAY FROM NEIGHBORHOOD. NEW LOCATION STATED TO BECOME APPROX 6 BLOCKS NORTH. THIS WILL PLACE CONVENIENT HIGH QUALITY ALCOHOL AT A DISTANCE GENERALLY THOUGHT TO BE GREATER THAN WHAT A ROLLING GNOME CAN COVER AFTER FALLING OFF OF MY PORCH. THIS MESSAGE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS AN ALCOHOL WARNING. SCALCOHOL SENDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 sigh... dalem's been into the vanilla extract again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Vanilla extract is comparatively innocent fun. What worries me is when he gets into the engine degreaser. Have you ever had to deal with someone on a degreaser binge? Horrible, just unspeakably horrible... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: ALERT ALERT ALERT CODE WORD CHROMATRON HAPPYPANTS CONFIRMATION RECEIVED TOP-VALU LIQUOR STORE MANEUVERING AWAY FROM NEIGHBORHOOD. NEW LOCATION STATED TO BECOME APPROX 6 BLOCKS NORTH. THIS WILL PLACE CONVENIENT HIGH QUALITY ALCOHOL AT A DISTANCE GENERALLY THOUGHT TO BE GREATER THAN WHAT A ROLLING GNOME CAN COVER AFTER FALLING OFF OF MY PORCH. THIS MESSAGE SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS AN ALCOHOL WARNING. SCALCOHOL SENDS. Foolish, you are. Inane, you are. Are you afraid? You will be... As you know, I am the Jedi Master of Alcohol. I will not be there on Friday. I must do things on Saturday. However, you must come over to Small Emma's on Saturday night. This is required. I'm trying to teach her how to recognize a Neo-Con Whore, and you're my fecking 'visual aid'. Also, could you bring some guns? I think it's never too early to teach children about gun safety. And putting a cap into the arse of Neo-Cons. All I've ever asked of you, Dalem, is to 'boot-strap' me. I want you to help me to help myself. You know what they say: Ban a gun, and I'll live for a day. But teach me to use a gun, and I will by all the gods kill enough Neo-Cons to give my children a better life. It takes a village. Well armed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: I think you tell lies Mr Radley... Hateful.....EVIL lies.... What's your point? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Hmm... Not good enough. It's the end of the Year, Elvis. We require more. You been here since the beginning. You are the Childhood Friend of MrPeng. You got a whole lot of living down to do. Before the End of the Year, I want a Serious Pronouncement from you. Or it will be Jihad. We could pronounce Jihad on you, Elvis. They scan for all that ****e nowadays, Elvis. Both Sides. You wanna be on either of those lists? I think not. So, a major post by the 1st of the year, or... We'll do what we can to get your wife and kid out before the Full Range of Arseholes burst in through every window... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: Foolish, you are. Inane, you are. Are you afraid? You will be... As you know, I am the Jedi Master of Alcohol. I will not be there on Friday. I must do things on Saturday. However, you must come over to Small Emma's on Saturday night. This is required. I'm trying to teach her how to recognize a Neo-Con Whore, and you're my fecking 'visual aid'. Also, could you bring some guns? I think it's never too early to teach children about gun safety. And putting a cap into the arse of Neo-Cons. All I've ever asked of you, Dalem, is to 'boot-strap' me. I want you to help me to help myself. You know what they say: Ban a gun, and I'll live for a day. But teach me to use a gun, and I will by all the gods kill enough Neo-Cons to give my children a better life. It takes a village. Well armed. What you suggest is tempting, but I already have a social day planned for Sunday, so Saturday will be my Window of Sloth. I don't think I can make it two Social Days in a row - my little black dress just can't take that kind of mileage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: What you suggest is tempting, but I already have a social day planned for Sunday, so Saturday will be my Window of Sloth. I don't think I can make it two Social Days in a row - my little black dress just can't take that kind of mileage. Clearly you are weak. Weak as water. Saturday wouldn't go any later than 1 AM. You are... ...a puddle, riffled by the wind. No wonder you have to keep mounting your dog. It must take all your concentration to keep him from pissing himself out of utter despondency for belonging to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul AU Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 I think it's important that people who take the time to hate me... Oh, brother... That’s funny. When I swat a mosquito, do I “hate” it? Hardly. I’m just absently defending myself from a mindless attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul AU Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 (The posted images in this thread are not cool) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Seanachai: The nightmares will continue until Stuka sends me a Chia Pet. I think, a Bunny. Chia do not make a Chia bunny, (it was discontinued in 1993, coincidentally the last time you were sober) so guess again bozo. Nor do they make a Chia sheep for that matter..... How about a Chia puppy, everyone loves puppies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: sigh... dalem's been into the vanilla extract again. Whew. If the grocery store had moved too, there would have been chaos...Full Sobriety...horrible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: The nightmares will continue until Stuka sends me a Chia Pet. I think, a Bunny. Chia do not make a Chia bunny, (it was discontinued in 1993, coincidentally the last time you were sober) so guess again bozo. Nor do they make a Chia sheep for that matter..... How about a Chia puppy, everyone loves puppies.... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 No, it's a great wonder... do you make the coffee there, empty the trash or mop the floors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: No, it's a great wonder... do you make the coffee there, empty the trash or mop the floors? I think he just sells his urine at the paint thinner factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: No, it's a great wonder... do you make the coffee there, empty the trash or mop the floors? Now see Stuka you've gone and confused the poor lad ... just give him ONE choice at a time ... he can answer "YES" or "NO" and then you can move to the next option. Of course it's always possible he'll respond with the ever popular ... "HUH?" Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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