Boo Radley Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: Ahem. Joe Shaw Joe Shaw, Justicar Twitters like a pretty bird Seasons pass, he talks Thank you, Good night! dalem, model man Versifies like rusty doors Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, SLAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 There once was a creature named Boo Radley Who's gall bladder somewhat resembled General Omar Bradley It worked well for a while And produced some fine bile But was sold off against debts, so sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 dalem words fail him he versifies badly worse than Boo! Radley hearse and rehearse as he may please, d, go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: dalem words fail him he versifies badly worse than Boo! Radley hearse and rehearse as he may please, d, go away Oh now Peng that's a bit harsh don't you think? I, for one, don't want dalem to go away ... I just don't want him to post anything that even resembles poetry ... or prose for that matter. A post with just his name would do nicely if you ask me. Joe p.s. MARK MY WORDS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Its great in the Seychelles, warm azure seas, gleaming white sands, blue skies with some pretty white clouds, beer....the vodka I bought in duty free....the red and white wine I bought in duty free.... the Cohiba cigars I brought with me...the good lady Stuka.... yep, it's pretty damn fine... but the best thing is, non of you tossers are heer (little military joke, get it?) to spoil it for me... Muahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Its great in the Seychelles, warm azure seas, gleaming white sands, blue skies with some pretty white clouds, beer....the vodka I bought in duty free....the red and white wine I bought in duty free.... the Cohiba cigars I brought with me...the good lady Stuka.... yep, it's pretty damn fine... but the best thing is, non of you tossers are heer (little military joke, get it?) to spoil it for me... Muahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Just hang around a little bit longer... Global Warming will fix your little holiday. I hope you can breath under water. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: There once was a creature named Boo Radley Who's gall bladder somewhat resembled General Omar Bradley It worked well for a while And produced some fine bile But was sold off against debts, so sadly. That was horrible. It didn't even make sense. The tempo was way off, too. You're just phoning it in now, aren't ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Its great in the Seychelles, warm azure seas, gleaming white sands, blue skies with some pretty white clouds, beer....the vodka I bought in duty free....the red and white wine I bought in duty free.... the Cohiba cigars I brought with me...the good lady Stuka.... yep, it's pretty damn fine... but the best thing is, non of you tossers are heer (little military joke, get it?) to spoil it for me... Muahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Berli, you dolt! You put the earthquake on the wrong side of New Zealand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by dalem: Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Not bad. It's got a good beat. I can dance to it. I give it an ayte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Not bad. It's got a good beat. I can dance to it. I give it an ayte. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Egbert: Since my assigned mission is now declarations of the obvious.... Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? What's this?! Is this an example of one thousand monkeys or does this serf show promise? Probably monkeys, however, we should reward this faint grain of wit... Wait, what have we here? Originally posted by Egbert: Can I get a new pair of shoes? That's it! By the infernal right of the Olde Ones to misuse power, I do hereby grant Egbert the title of Serf With Shoes. Off you go now. Celebrate your good fortune in rush hour traffic like a good lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Berli, you dolt! You put the earthquake on the wrong side of New Zealand! There is no wrong side of New Zealand for an earthquake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by MrPeng: Radley! you ninnyhammer. That's bloomin' Haiku, that's what that is. Hoo the hell dances to Haiku, eh? While with the Sioux, my tribal name was "Dances to Haikus". Actually, it was the Sweet Sioux and they were known to have extremely happy feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Double Post ... basically I just want everyone to MARK MY WORDS! Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Egbert: Since my assigned mission is now declarations of the obvious.... Shouldn't Abbott's bus be shorter? What's this?! Is this an example of one thousand monkeys or does this serf show promise? Probably monkeys, however, we should reward this faint grain of wit... Wait, what have we here? Originally posted by Egbert: Can I get a new pair of shoes? That's it! By the infernal right of the Olde Ones to misuse power, I do hereby grant Egbert the title of Serf With Shoes. Off you go now. Celebrate your good fortune in rush hour traffic like a good lad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Actually, it was the Sweet Sioux and they were known to have extremely happy feet. Penguins on horseback. [cue deep voiced serious documentary announcer] Once known as the best light cavalry to ever exist, it can now be revealed the true Antarctic origins of this Native American tribe. Migrating from from desert to the next, we'll explore...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Egbert: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Actually, it was the Sweet Sioux and they were known to have extremely happy feet. Penguins on horseback. [cue deep voiced serious documentary announcer] Once known as the best light cavalry to ever exist, it can now be revealed the true Antarctic origins of this Native American tribe. Migrating from from desert to the next, we'll explore...... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Cheer me up damnit. I'm said because I just had to say goodbye to a lot of friends and I have an exam tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh very well, if you insist, but those shoes are coming out of the Olde One's budget.Budget? Who said anything about buying him shoes? Just 'cus I gotta beard don't make me Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Cheer me up damnit... I have an exam tomorrow. F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh very well, if you insist, but those shoes are coming out of the Olde One's budget.Budget? Who said anything about buying him shoes? Just 'cus I gotta beard don't make me Santa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh very well, if you insist, but those shoes are coming out of the Olde One's budget.Budget? Who said anything about buying him shoes? Just 'cus I gotta beard don't make me Santa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh very well, if you insist, but those shoes are coming out of the Olde One's budget.Budget? Who said anything about buying him shoes? Just 'cus I gotta beard don't make me Santa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: He specified NEW Shoes in his post to which you responded in the affirmative ... those things don't grow on trees you know ...He can wrap his feet in rags for all I care. They'll be new shoes to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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