Sivodsi Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Syrian Glue-gun Proves Successful when Unleashed on US Army 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Catsack Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Flap harder, or you'll never make it off the ground 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalbrew Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Ave Maria! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartleby Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Experimental Scarecrow brigade concept not as useful as anticipated; enemy's use of "strong breeze" proves devastating [ July 27, 2007, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: bartleby ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinetree Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "When the Sarge said he'd crucify us for screwing up again, he wasn't joking." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 When the child from A Christmas Story grew up, he didn't expect the platoon leader to dress him up like his mother did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Major_Jerkov Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Haha, these are all good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Holy Crap, what the heck is the Scarecrow Bug doing back in? That SOB should have been killed DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!! Oh well, guess we'll have to kill it again. Sivodsi, were you playing the game WeGo or RealTime? When did this happen? And why did you get so many of your guys killed? Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 BTW, the Scarecrow thing is a sort of "system check" for the characters. Obviously not intended for combat Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 WTF! (That is my caption by the way) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "Extend to the left, March!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Chapuis Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Those captions made me laugh so hard (scarecrow brigade was my favorite) I woke my wife up (1 am). Now I am in trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 At Right Guard we subject our testers to the greatest stress imaginable to see just how well our new stick prevents wetness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
konstantine Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 My Syrians were doing that in the first training scenario. "How long until the quartermaster gets here with the new jackets?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 F-ing post laundry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goliath's Big Brother Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 US Army to sue parachute manufacturer. I'm a born liar and that's the truth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Sivodsi, were you playing the game WeGo or RealTime? When did this happen? I was going through the training campaign in turn based mode, selected all and got them to fire at the bunkers, and this happened. Next turn I ordered them to move, and they all came out of their poses and calmly sauntered forward as if nothing had happened. The game continued as normal after that with nothing unusual. And why did you get so many of your guys killed? [big Grin] Not dead. Merely resting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisND Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "Right half face, march!" "Over-head Clap!" (reluctant) "Over-head clap" "Begin! 1, 2, 3.." "1.." (Note that some have fallen over in exhaustion, and two are on profile and can only hold their weapons out) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Originally posted by John Catsack: Flap harder, or you'll never make it off the ground My favourite . //Salkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by John Catsack: Flap harder, or you'll never make it off the ground My favourite [big Grin] . //Salkin </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Byte Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "Faulty valves in the new 'inflator' armour prove troublesome" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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