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<big><big>BE IT KNOWN</big></big>

That the Outerboarder and SSN known as Prinz Eugen_2, not being content with simply being the SECOND idiot to claim the name, has attempted to subvert the natural order of the Sacred Peng Challenge Thread and for his offenses has been and shall be SENT TO COVENTRY.

No Lady of the CessPool, Olde One, Senior Knight, Knight, Squire, Serf or Other Recognized by the CessPool shall, in any way whilst within the sacred confines of the CessPool, communicate with or take notice of said SSN.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Sir Joe Shaw, JFLPCT

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Originally posted by Patchy:

But Prinz Eunuch makes me laugh! You can't send someone funny to Coventry.

Sure we can.

You had your chance Milady, the process was followed TO THE LETTER and the 24 hours required for comment was FAR exceeded.

Besides ... he was a Goober National ... that ALONE is sufficient reason in MY book ... or Webpage.

Joe

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When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,

The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout,

"Hey! Hey! Uncle Boo,

It's a treat to beat your feet in the ol' Cesspool.

It's a treat to beat your feet in the ol' Cesspool".

What a dance do they do!

Lordy, how I'm tellin' you...

They don't need no band...

They keep time by clappin' their hand...

Just as a frenzied as a gaylord losin' his cool,

When the people beat their feet in the ol' Cesspool.

Lordy, how they play it!

Goodness, how they sway it!

Uncle Joe, Uncle Peng,

How they pound the mire, how they dance and sing!

Joy! that music thrills me!

Boy! it nearly kills me!

What a show when they go!

Say! they beat it up either fast or slow.

When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,

The people gather 'round and they all begin to shout,

"Hey! Hey! Uncle Boo,

It's a treat to beat your feet in the ol' Cesspool.

It's a treat to beat your feet in the ol' Cesspool".

What a dance do they do!

Lordy, how I'm tellin' you...

They don't need no band...

They keep time by clappin' their hand.

Just as goofy as the Justicar as he stands there and drools.

When the people beat their feet in the ol' Cesspool.

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Originally posted by SturmSebber:

I protested! Anyone who posts pictures of scarecly clad men can't be all bad.

You're a SERF ... SERFS don't get a vote on Coventry ... and a damned good thing judging by your following posts.

Damned ferriners, seems there's more Goober Nationals than ever around here. IT WILL COME TO NO GOOD I TELL YOU!

That's it, I'm starting a campaign, which of the following do you recommend for a slogan for the campaign? Or do you have a recommendation?

<big>Build a Fence Around The Internets!</big>

<big>No More Goobers In The CessPool!</big>

<big>Goobers Clog Up the Drains!</big>

And no, I'm not talking about CURRENT members ... not much we can do about those. But we can preserve our precious bodily fluids by ensuring that we keep the riff-raff out or AT LEAST review their applications more closely.

And I think a little identification would help. I propose that all Goober Nationals be required to wear a big Goober on their lapel ... of course in most cases they've already met this requirement.

Joe

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Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

Amidst the vitriol, a serious question...when is the An Evening with Mice(sic) Podcast going to be ready for download?

Patients, patience, Grog Dorosh. These things take time. Just like an award winning recipe, spices must be added at just the right time and in just the right quantities.

You wouldn't add the beer to the chili before the peppers would you? Would you?

Of course not. You're too much of a cagey veteran for that.

The podcast will go up, after a certain amount of... tweaking.

Oh, and Joe? I prefer the phrase, "Would You Let Your Sister Marry A Goober?" Who can't get behind that idea, eh?

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

Amidst the vitriol, a serious question...when is the An Evening with Mice(sic) Podcast going to be ready for download?

Patients, patience, Grog Dorosh. These things take time. Just like an award winning recipe, spices must be added at just the right time and in just the right quantities.

You wouldn't add the beer to the chili before the peppers would you? Would you?

Of course not. You're too much of a cagey veteran for that.

The podcast will go up, after a certain amount of... tweaking.

Oh, and Joe? I prefer the phrase, "Would You Let Your Sister Marry A Goober?" Who can't get behind that idea, eh? </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I mean, look around you, if YOU were a parent and had sired one of THESE clowns, would YOU then take the chance to have a little girl that might be forever scarred by having THAT for a big brother?

Joe

I just tried to parse that sentence and almost gave myself a nose bleed.

I have spent the entire morning and most of yesterday, photographing industrial brushes.

Now, I get to outline and retouch them.

When I was but a little photographer, I decided to go to school to learn my craft.

The President of the school, K. Terrence Guthrie, told me that if I went to the Ohio Institute of Photography and Screen Door Repair, I would have hot babes just dripping right off me for the rest of my life.

LYING SWINE!!!

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