Noba Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Nestor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: Say no MORE!Is that a promise you overblown, over-the-hill, alcohol fuelled, sun addled, Ozzy pillock? Just for the record, England coming over to you for the Ashes is not about playing cricket, it's about getting the 'barmy army' out of the country for a few months! You see, we're still using it as a penal colony. Didn't anybody tell you? Australians - always the first to get to Friday and the last to realise that the joke's on them! Clearly, you are not going to shut up until you've been metaphorically smacked around the head with a virtual lump of willow for 25 turns or so by an Englishman. So, send me some form of 'hard track, lots of sunshine, it rained 5 years ago' setup and we'll see what's what and who's who shall we?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Some of us are on SIX WEEKS LEAVE. Were you ASKED to leave? Big difference, you know. Some of have a climate that allows laying on the beach in 30Celsius temperatures listening to The Poms Getting Another Hiding. Yeah, well, it's summer down there isn't it? So, you'd think that it might possibly be warm, wouldn't you, Mr. Master-Of-The-Obvious? Ah well, it's to be expected, I guess. Although "the Poms getting another hiding" is something I can go along with. Unless you're talking about that dreadful pseudo sport of "Crikey" or whatever it's called. [ November 29, 2002, 10:15 AM: Message edited by: Boo_Radley ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 It's so much fun watching you colonials tear each other to shreds trying to be the best at insulting the mother country. We all know that the 'Mericuns were the only one's to make anything of themselves after giving the stuffy Brits the BOOT!!! . We can pollute our own air quite nicely...thank you very much, and we are big enough and careless enough to pollute everyone elses as well, if you piss us off... Now that we Yanks are all fat and stuffed with the bounty of our hard work and ingenuity, after celebrating a remembrance of our ancestors. We can reflect on one positive result of our association with the other English speaking peoples of this planet. We never adopted that pointless, dress wearing ,sissified GAME??? of Cricket!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Let me inject a bit of "I beat cmplayer!" into the MBT. After 14-20 games lost, I have finally given the sumbitch the bum's rush back to Not-quite-Finland. In other news, I have succesfully engaged all of Radley's Playouse on the field of battle, and, in light of set-up, purchase, and parameter hijinx among that sad-clown lot, am well on my way to Final Victory. Did I mention my head hurts. Whoever it was invented jello-shots needs to be shot - preferably with enough jello-shots to make his brain a sacharine-dripping gelatinous cube. Whoever heard of mixing vodka with sacharine?? It tastes like that crap your dentist washes your mouth out with, you know - so he doesn't have to smell that stench wafting from your bowels as he climbs into your mouth. Fecking Australians. [ November 29, 2002, 01:08 PM: Message edited by: Panzer Leader ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Did I mention my head hurts. Whoever it was invented jello-shots needs to be shot - preferably with enough jello-shots to make his brain a sacharine-dripping gelatinous cube. Whoever heard of mixing vodka with sacharine?? It tastes like that crap your dentist washes your mouth out with, you know - so he doesn't have to smell that stench wafting from your bowels as he climbs into your mouth.How old are you? Those drinks are what kids with false IDs imbibe, or the pre-30's mommy set have while they are sitting around lamenting about how they could have been supermodels if they hadn't gotten knocked up by the jerk from the next block. Serves you right boob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 My wife is a false-ID card-carrying member of the pre-30s mommy-set, and I also like to maintain contact with the youth, ya know, finger on the pulse and all. Tell your fellow squire that he needs to send me the ODD NUMBERS, the silly GIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 ...pre-30s mommy-set... Man I keep re-reading that line, it just sounds so...sexy don't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: In other news, I have succesfully engaged all of Radley's Playouse on the field of battle, and, in light of set-up, purchase, and parameter hijinx among that sad-clown lot, am well on my way to Final Victory. HAHAHAHAHAHA...HAH...HAHAHA...Hahahaha...Heh heh heh...sniff...ha... You amuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Let me inject a bit of "I beat cmplayer!" into the MBT. After 14-20 games lost, I have finally given the sumbitch the bum's rush back to Not-quite-Finland. That you did you cheating, gamey, T-34 tank rushing, crew scouting, variable rarity loophole exploiting, conscript arty-spotter purchasing, dirty, no good low-life GROG WANNABEE! "T'34s were common on that front, la tee da". Well listen. I got a molotov with your name on it. Well, with the name of Fred on it actually. And I've got the boxed set DVD of Winter War and I've got Aquavit with melted licorice candy in it. I've got daisy chains, I've got SMGs, I've got arty traps, cul de sacs, kill zones, bunkers, complex ambushes with mines, flamethrowers, smgs and TRPS ARRANGED IN A BALLET of fire and brimstone to destroy your infantry. I've got AT guns, high velocity ones, I've got armor, fast and nasty one's and above all I've got the Womanhood of Karelia, a sturdy breed, on my side cheering us on. You drunk Ivan snots will WISH YOU WERE HOLIDAYING IN CHECHNIYA when we're FINNISHED with you. Dja hear that. FINNished whicha. Get it? Finn-ished. ha. The setup's in the mail and this time the loser has to GO TO CHURCH 2 SUNDAYS IN A ROW IN HIS LOCAL COMMUNITY Unless it's MRSPKR in which case he must vist his local Buddhist Temple and prostrate thrice to the Guru . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by CMplayer: Unless it's MRSPKR in which case he must vist his local Buddhist Temple and prostrate thrice to the Guru .This is Texas. We don't have Buddhist Temples. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 One mention of Jebus and Mrspkr comes out of the woodwork like flies on a bloated Boo. Uncanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: This is Texas. We don't have Buddhist Temples. SteveNo, they have drive through liquor stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Dont they eat Bhuddists in Texas? With barbeque sauce I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: This is Texas. We don't have Buddhist Temples. SteveNo, they have drive through liquor stores.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 29, 2002 Share Posted November 29, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: "May your turkeys turn in to emus and kick yer dunnies down!! "So, is he wishing nice things on us or not?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: "May your turkeys turn in to emus and kick yer dunnies down!! "So, is he wishing nice things on us or not?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: We all know that the 'Mericuns were the only one's to make anything of themselves after giving the stuffy Brits the BOOT!!! . . . . . . We never adopted that pointless, dress wearing ,sissified GAME??? of Cricket!!!And to think that up until this I thought he was extolling the good points of his fine up standing country. Never mind - don't you owe me a turn?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 I'm here with the wine! Where's Emma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 30, 2002 Author Share Posted November 30, 2002 I'm here.. Where's the wine ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 After last night?! You must be crazy. Here, have this half-platter of sugar-free jello shots. Slightly melted but still slurpable. As for me, I'm stickin' with Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: After last night?! You must be crazy. Here, have this half-platter of sugar-free jello shots. Slightly melted but still slurpable. As for me, I'm stickin' with Coke.Tsk, tsk, tsk. Nose candy, PL? I'm ashamed of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 No wonder he suffers from delusions of grandeur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: No wonder he suffers from delusions of grandeur.No reality check there either....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Let me inject a bit of "I beat cmplayer!" into the MBT. SNIP............ Did I mention my head hurts. SNIP........... Fecking Australians.Roight Ho ! Thats enough of the insults. Your offhand, poxy petty remarks about Australians can be ignored no longer. You shall feel the misery of defeat at my hands. You shall join the rest of the losers in battle versus the might of my Russian Hordes. You shall lose mightily and post the result forthwith. A set up shall be yours. (And take a dozen asprin for that headache). Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted November 30, 2002 Share Posted November 30, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: No wonder he suffers from delusions of grandeur.More like delusions of adequacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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