Guest Mike Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Roxy and Treeburst having arguments with each other?? Dear oh dear - I wonder which one has the deepest identity crisis?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Joe Shaw, Justicar of the Cesspool, I call upon you in your official capacity as guardian of the rules and all propriety in the MBT, to hereby designate Treeburst155 as Squire to myself, i.e., Moriarty, Senior Knight and Defender of Hopeless Causes.Hmmm, another interesting conumdrum (or condiment ... I get those mixed up all the time, it's a real problem). Moriarty (who STILL hasn't said anything nice about me and therefore will NOT be getting his turn) has claimed first right of refusal on Treeburst155 (spelt but not bolded). Yet I see on the previous incarnation of the MBT that I responded to him as follows: I will say that should the Serf Treeburst155 (spelt but not bolded) wish to reenter the CessPool in that status and under that name then the Justicariate would take into account his postings to date and would likely grant your plea and make him Squire to you ... on the other hand he might wish to kill himself first.So you can see my concern ... do I just call Moriarty a complete idiot for not reading my first post or shall I call him an utter simpleton for not remembering? Difficult decisions my friends. Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by rune: Isn't infinity minus 1 still infinity? Moron (twit was taken), No... it's Infinity sans one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Poxy/Treebust2, SHUT THE F... But they aren't mildly amusing... and long... but... but... bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Ick! I'm busy for awhile and come back to find that this whole hole has turned into a tranny admiration society (not that there's...Okay, screw that, there's something fundamentally wrong with a guy pretending to be a woman). You pile of lack-wit mouse-strokers are so flummoxed by the thought of attention from a woman that you continue the ruse, even when the gig is up. I'm sorry, no amount of duct-tape and depilatories are gonna make me change my tune. Roxy is gone (dead and buried, pushing up the daisies, gone to meet his maker, is a trans no more, she's bloomin' deceased!). Oh, and hate yourself for me; I've not the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: I'm sorry, no amount of duct-tape and depilatories are gonna make me change my tune. Even if we administer them to you with great fervor? Say on an hourly basis. Perhaps with some "Hot Sauce" rubbed in those tender, hard to reach places? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: ... there's something fundamentally wrong with a guy pretending to be a woman....Oh, I don't think so. It's something a guy very secure in his manhood might find amusing. Besides, it gets people riled up around here. There's something fundamentally right about that. Serf Treeburst155 out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 OK... I'm back. Have I missed anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Iskander: OK... I'm back. Have I missed anything?Nothing worth mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Good... good. Pleased that there's been no major changes around here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Oh Isky - I'm so sorry to see you back here - the kebab business too tough was it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Well, Mike, it's like this: I found out "that the n*ggers and the chinks can stay, BUT WE DON'T WANT THE KIWIS!" [paraphrased Blazing Saddles, America's finest cinematic achievement] [edited 'cause Pshaw's just that way] [ August 23, 2002, 08:34 AM: Message edited by: Iskander ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Sorry, Iskander, I forgot to mention that there's a buttload of new REMF's hanging about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Oh look Leero - it's time for your suppository again.........I'm sure one of the kind kay-nig-hits will gently insert it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 I will take your response to mean that said request has been granted and that Treeburst155/Roxy is now Squire to Moriarty, Senior Knight and Defender of Hopeless Causes.Are you completely brain dead? Opps, sorry, forgot who I was talking to. Look, Treeburst155 (spelt but not bolded) is not yet back on the forum, until he is nothing will be done. But also I have yet to MAKE a final determination, that last little morality play WAS pretty dreadful as Berli so rightly pointed out. I said I would LIKELY make the choice, wait for the command! Still not a nice word about me to be seen ... I'm getting my feelings hurt I am. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Morality Play? That was just an honest description of the most memorable part of my afternoon. Hey, Roxy can be rough, and I don't blame her. How would you like it if somebody cancelled your BFC account? Serf Treeburst155 out. [ August 23, 2002, 03:32 AM: Message edited by: Roxy ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Iskander: OK... I'm back. Have I missed anything?No. Neither did we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Roxy: That was just an honest description of the most memorable part of my afternoon.So, we can look forward to descriptions of your dull and uneventful life? Oh joy. Between that and mike and his desires to shove things up Leoo's ass things should get right jolly around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestor Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Reports from around the grounds: Well, Alcatheter and I have kicked off in a QB which can only be described as piffle. There aren’t enough trees and it will involve us running to the top of a hill and engaging in fisticuffs before one of us skips home across open ground. Did I mention that there aren’t enough trees? Did I mention that I’m responsible for this monstrosity? Nestor, you tosser! Elsewhere, I am engaged in a fight to the death in Rees-am-Rhein with a nice lawyer from Texas. No, not Merespanker – please read the previous sentence more closely: Texas – check, lawyer – check, nice – ah! I mention this here only because I believe the scenario in question is a Burly ‘special’ and respect is due to the youngster. Were you toying with one of those puzzles that has lots of square blocks to be shuffled into the right sequence and only one empty space when you did it? I can see now that at the end, he’ll have my flags, I’ll have his and we’ll have to start all over again. You, sir, are ‘special’. Can self-taunting make you blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Posted by Leeo Ick! ....snip.. Leeo, is it true you absolutely suck at life in general... AND CMBO ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 The "Happy Feet Friday" Song It's Friday! It's Friday! The boss is out of town Let's order us a keg o beer and chug the whole thing down! It's Friday! It's Friday Let's all just surf the net We'll all just hit the bar for lunch And be drunk as we can get! It's Friday! It's Friday! Take a toke and start to cough. If the phone should ring, Go pick it up and tell the client to Sod Off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Still not a nice word about me to be seen ... I'm getting my feelings hurt I am. Joe, you're the nicest, sweetest, bestest, justest, and wonderfulest person I know. Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Joe, you're the nicest, sweetest, bestest, justest, and wonderfulest person I know. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Roxy: Morality Play? That was just an honest description of the most memorable part of my afternoon. Hey, Roxy can be rough, and I don't blame her. How would you like it if somebody cancelled your BFC account? Serf Treeburst155 out.Is your real name Norman Bates? Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted August 23, 2002 Share Posted August 23, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: Joe, you're the nicest, sweetest, bestest, justest, and wonderfulest person I know. ...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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