Boo Radley Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Yeah well... someone should warn Richie not to strike a match around Sean ... you know... fumes and all that? Is he still bathing in Napalmolive? There's just no teaching some people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by rleete: put his body through the chipper Mulcher. We call it mulcher down here. Please stick to the lingo. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: put his body through the chipper Mulcher. We call it mulcher down here. Please stick to the lingo. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: put his body through the chipper Mulcher. We call it mulcher down here. Please stick to the lingo. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Or a chainsaw... slice and dice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JonS: where's me fecking turn, you neo-imperialist wanker. That's Mister Neo-Imperialist Wanker to you, me lad! It'll be along. Momentarily. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 He does... he wears them on his head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: You're like a bunch of Southern Froggies! Too bloody lazy to send a setup! Okay, I'll look to Satan for this one. He hates me, you know. On the other hand, I've slept on his fecking floor, after drinking his damn booze. What he feels about you Aussie buggers isn't worth repeating to any creature that doesn't express itself solely in terms of curses and scatology. Look for a setup soon, You Left Wing, Aussie Horror, Commonwealth bugger! Tick, tock, tick, tock. I'm starting to understand where Jon S is coming from. Regards Jim R. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardem Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 LOL, he cracks me up, if we have caused a septic tank that much agro, who ever have done it I congratulate them on a job well done. Hmmm I don't remember the septics saving us, We didn't ask you to come into our fight, I think the japs invited you the last time I read my history books. And when you did come, all you were interested in, was finding what was under our women skirts rather then looking for the japs. All talk and no action thats the spetics for you <grin> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Ardem: And when you did come, all you were interested in, was finding what was under our women skirts rather then looking for the japs.Actually, we were expecting to find Japs under your women's skirts. Can't be too careful, you know. A thorough and patient examination was indicated, especially as you chaps had been neglecting that front to go swanning off into exotic climes doing who knows what with who knows whom, acquiring all sorts of exotic social diseases. Yes, we were probably responsible for rescuing an entire generation of Aussie womanhood from a fate worse than death. You should be more grateful. Without us, you might all be bachelors. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You should be more grateful. Without us, you might all be bachelors.*rattles chains* Emrys, you swine! Now I know who to hold responsible for my current situation. :mad: btw, I haven't seen so many Aussie blokes in the one spot since the last time free beer was announced. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Mace. Sorry to here it didn't work out with you and Flossie. Merino's have got real commitment issues, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Yeah well... someone should warn Richie not to strike a match around Sean ... you know... fumes and all that? I've been stripping paint. I find that Aussie wine works the best. It'll even corrode lead based paint. Gods know it's even done a fair job of attempting a punch up with my liver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 4, 2005 Author Share Posted April 4, 2005 Originally posted by Kanonier Reichmann: I'm starting to understand where Jon S is coming from. Over the sea on the wings of a dove. Alright, you'll have a setup by Thursday, or whenever I can find enough cheap beer to sedate the sense of horror I feel every time I have to associate with yet another of you Commonwealth thugs, who besmirch the very concepts of 'honour' and 'glory' and 'animal husbandry'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 There'll never be another Seanachai. Thank god he never married. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: There'll never be another Seanachai. Thank god he never married. Michael Of course I never married. It would have disqualified me from being the next Pope. What do you think we're living in, the 1500s?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: What do you think we're living in, the 1500s?! Is that an uptown address? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: What do you think we're living in, the 1500s?! Is that an uptown address? Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: What do you think we're living in, the 1500s?! Is that an uptown address? Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I live in Uptown. Michael I bet the seals wish that were so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 We have killer whales to take care of the seals. Maybe I should put one in your bathtub...Oh, wait. That's right, you don't bathe, do you? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 5, 2005 Author Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: We have killer whales to take care of the seals. Maybe I should put one in your bathtub...Oh, wait. That's right, you don't bathe, do you? Michael I shower. People who 'bathe' spend too much of their time touching themselves, the hedonists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: People who 'bathe' spend too much of their time touching themselves, the hedonists. Must be about time for Michael's annual bath and as frequent moment of ecstasy? Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I shower. Once again, too much information. The only safe way to think about you is totally, perpetually, fully clothed. In layers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardem Posted April 5, 2005 Share Posted April 5, 2005 hahaha As for Australian women I be happy to hand them all too you they are only good for chopping wood (see previous post) and watching sheep. But I am so lucky, we don't have american women here, I now know why you left your shores looking for a better model. American women remind me of Jaws (there mouth and teeth are normally bigger then their face) and they always have it open, yapping like a ****su, with nothing important coming out. <evil grin> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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