Soddball Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Oh go fill up your urinating Santa before you explode. Jim BaffledbyUBBoggs strikes again! :mad: :mad: :mad: Were you born that stupid or did you have to whack yourself over the head with a polo mallet to achieve it? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Oh go fill up your urinating Santa before you explode. Jim BaffledbyUBBoggs strikes again! :mad: :mad: :mad: Were you born that stupid or did you have to whack yourself over the head with a polo mallet to achieve it? :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: No problem Dave. :cool: You aren't going to be in Portugal in the next couple of weeks are you? If so, I have a favor to ask. Why are you letting rune push you around? Don't you remember who your governor is related to? Just call Jeb and tell him some clown in Chicago is giving you a hard time. I know, you could tell Jeb that your name is Steve Bartman and that you're taking him up on his offer of asylum in Florida. Just insist on a copy of CMAK to make the move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 CMAK is shipping TODAY!!!!! May get it on Saturday!!!!!!! Then again May NOT get it Saturday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 3, 2003 Author Share Posted December 3, 2003 One thiong is certain. I will get it one day before any of you SE maggots. Hell, if my preorder went out last night, it could be here in the morning. Thursday night we are expecting a storm that could drop 8" or more of snow. The weather maggots better be wrong or it may be Monday before I see CMAK. That's Tuesday for you, Bongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: One thiong is certain. I will get it one day before any of you SE maggots. Hell, if my preorder went out last night, it could be here in the morning. Thursday night we are expecting a storm that could drop 8" or more of snow. The weather maggots better be wrong or it may be Monday before I see CMAK. That's Tuesday for you, Bongs. Snow????????? :confused: It's 78 with a nice cool breeze out today. :cool: Snow????????? :confused: It might get down in the 60's this weekend. BRRR!!! :cool: Snow????????? :confused: Nope, never saw any. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: One thiong is certain. I will get it one day before any of you SE maggots. Hell, if my preorder went out last night, it could be here in the morning. Thursday night we are expecting a storm that could drop 8" or more of snow. The weather maggots better be wrong or it may be Monday before I see CMAK. That's Tuesday for you, Bongs. You shouldn't live in such an icy hellhole. I bet you plan trips to Hoth for your summer break. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 My god, CM:AK is so close, I can feel my sister's pants beginning to chafe in my crack. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 what's wrong with your wife's ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: what's wrong with your wife's ones? I'm not married, you dancing muppet. :mad: My girlfriend is too skinny for me to slip into her pants. Does anyone have any of their wife's pants they want to post to me? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 There's no point having a girlfriend if you can't get into her pants you poor fool!! ditch her - save your money for CM2!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: My girlfriend is too skinny Well, tell Boo he needs to eat more, then. By the way, I'm beating Axe like a DaveH currently. Thought you'd all like to know. Speaking of NiceDave, did you get my recent turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: By the way, I'm beating Axe like a DaveH currently. Is there any other way? :mad: Thought you'd all like to know. It must be soooo frustrating for you to be wrong so often! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: It must be soooo frustrating for you to be wrong so often! Yep. I once thought Australia was something more than Arkansas with accents, but I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: My girlfriend is too skinny Well, tell Boo he needs to eat more, then. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 4, 2003 Author Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: It must be soooo frustrating for you to be wrong so often! Yep. I once thought Australia was something more than Arkansas with accents, but I was wrong. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 4, 2003 Author Share Posted December 4, 2003 Oh, yeah. Any old or half blind maggots that want a larger font for the forum can hit 'ctrl ='. That'll bounce you up a font size. Not that I need it of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: It must be soooo frustrating for you to be wrong so often! Yep. I once thought Australia was something more than Arkansas with accents, but I was wrong. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: My girlfriend is too skinny Well, tell Boo he needs to eat more, then. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: ROTFL!!!! Wrong yet again, Becket!!! Mike's a Kiwi. What's the difference, other than a slightly smaller group of cousins to breed with? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 4, 2003 Author Share Posted December 4, 2003 GRRAARGHRGHRGRARGHRGHH!!!!! It's 22:57 on Wednesday and I still don't have CMAK!!!!! Never mind the mailman doesn't get here until about 10:00 tomorrow. Lazy, scotophobic maggots!!!! Eight hours a day not enough? Bah! I spit on those guvment employees keeping me from CMAK. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 And to think I thought Govt employees were useless - seems they're performing at least one useful social function in Snicker neighbourhood!! And you haven't got time to whinge - you owe me a turn you feckin' maggot!! :mad: :mad: :mad: And Eduard and Rucksack can just shut the feck up too...OK - just <big>bleedin<big> shut up already!!</big></big>......mumble grimace :mad: :mad: [ December 04, 2003, 05:32 AM: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 <font size=4>Good Morning!!</font size=4> Becket, I don't remember seeing a turn from you. I'll check this afternoon. Somebody PLEASE keep me from getting into games with Keke!! In our current game his gamey Finns just ambushed my Soviets. I had a whole platoon of pioneers covering the flanks of a T-34 platoon moving along a road through dense tall pines. Out of nowhere here came a couple of platoons of Finns with their SMGs, slaughtering the pioneers and tossing grenade bundles at the tanks. GRRRRR!! As best as I could tell, the Soviets didn't even bother to shoot back; they just died peacefully. :mad: :mad: Lurkur continues to crush the ghetto like an eggshell. I hate losing whole squads just because the building they are hiding in suddenly explodes! :mad: :mad: I am still holding the moral advantage, though. Stikkypixie continues to kill my Pz IIIs at 700-800 meters with his Valentines. His Matildas are wallowing around out there somewhere, too. 86smopuim has probed a couple of times toward the VLs in our game, but mostly he sits back and chucks 150 mm TNT packages at my Russians. Fortunately they are not hidden in buildings in this game! THumpre sends a turn or two each week, and I hope to finish up the BDLRM with him soon. He has three minutes left! It's too early to remember if I'm playing anybody else right now or not. Who knows, CMAK may be waiting for me this afternoon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Hey pipe down. Some of us are trying to play CMAK! Just kidding. :mad: :mad: :mad: Stupid Canada Customs. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: My girlfriend is too skinny Well, tell Boo he needs to eat more, then. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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