_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: You're gamey. You hacked the code. I did it on purpose to give you a chance. I was drunk. I knocked coffee over and missed the smoke disappearing in the movie. My cat peed on my keyboard. I did it because I feel so bad about constantly beating you like a red headed stepchild / a rug / an egg / Dave's rented mule.And the award for Best MasterGoodale Impersonation goes to........Snarker! [applause]...[/applause] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 DaveH (the H is for "Hellraiser"?), did you get my turn? I re-sent a copy yesterday afternoon. Keke, shall we dance? Say, Crete, Germans v. Australians, infantry only, 1000 points, small map size, large town, meeting engagement, night? You can pick whichever side you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Keke, shall we dance? Say, Crete, Germans v. Australians, infantry only, 1000 points, small map size, large town, meeting engagement, night? You can pick whichever side you want. All aboard the pain train. Have you taken complete leave of your senses? :confused: You do realize you've challenged the reincarnation of Alexander the Maggot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebulon Pleasure Beast Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: "Losers"?? If you want to impress me with your bravery, try adding your e-mail address. I advise you to recheck the profile. When you finally manage to overcome your fear, you shall toss me a setup. And into this setup you pour your cruelty, your malice and your will to dominate all life. I want to have issues. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Keke, shall we dance? Say, Crete, Germans v. Australians, infantry only, 1000 points, small map size, large town, meeting engagement, night? You can pick whichever side you want. All aboard the pain train. Have you taken complete leave of your senses? :confused: You do realize you've challenged the reincarnation of Alexander the Maggot? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Keke, shall we dance? Say, Crete, Germans v. Australians, infantry only, 1000 points, small map size, large town, meeting engagement, night? You can pick whichever side you want. All aboard the pain train. Have you taken complete leave of your senses? :confused: You do realize you've challenged the reincarnation of Alexander the Maggot? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Wadi the matter, can't you take it? Uuuuugh. But yes, if I get too distraught, I just load up CMAK and play some of the scenarios on the CD, or Quick Battles, or mess the scenario editor...you know, all the things you can do with the full version, my friend. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Keke, shall we dance? No! :mad: Originally posted by Becket: Say, Crete, Germans v. Australians, infantry only, 1000 points, small map size, large town, meeting engagement, night? You can pick whichever side you want. Ok, will send you a setup tonight. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oh Oh Oh!!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Snarker It would appear that our PBEM is the Scenario of the Week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Keke, shall we dance? No! :mad: Originally posted by Becket: Say, Crete, Germans v. Australians, infantry only, 1000 points, small map size, large town, meeting engagement, night? You can pick whichever side you want. Ok, will send you a setup tonight. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oh Oh Oh!!! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Dont make me call you out again Soddball I know you have the game now, and you cant hide forever. :mad: I'll pork you, and yo mamma, and yo pappa, and yo little Hortlunds all in a row. Pork, pork, pork. :mad: Expect a setup when I get home, bidge. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: But, I even went to the Jason Ballantyne school of ballroom dancing! That would be the Thank-God-Women-Can-Dance-With-Each-Other-So-I-Can-Sit-And-Drink class, right? And Paula studied ballet until she was in her early 20s, going so far as to take Fine Arts at York University. She realized she wasn't in the 2 per cent that can make a successful career out of it and didn't want to be reduced to dancing at dinner theatres so she transfered into social work. My aversion to moving in time to music perturbs her. My guitar playing kind of makes up for it. Kind of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: DaveH (the H is for "Hellraiser"?), did you get my turn? I re-sent a copy yesterday afternoon.Hellraiser?? Who, me?? :eek: :eek: :eek: Becket, I re-sent the following turn last night. For some reason my e-mails to you keep disappearing. On a related note, Mike received an e-mail from me a week after I sent it. My guess is Keke is somehow responsible. I don't think that he's really from Finland at all; but that he's living on a mother ship somewhere out around the orbit of Uranus. Oneirogen, of course you want issues. Everybody wants to have issues. I'll see what I can do to help you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: (snip)And Paula studied ballet until she was in her early 20s, going so far as to take Fine Arts at York University. She realized she wasn't in the 2 per cent that can make a successful career out of it and didn't want to be reduced to dancing at dinner theatres so she transfered into social work. So Paula is in social work. I'm convinced that probably explains so much about her relationship with you! <big>ATTENTION</big> mike_the_wino!! Becky's company catered a cocktail party last night for a group of doctors in Louisville. She provided bartenders, and they brought their own liquor. She told me they had several cases of the same wines you sent us. Do you know if there is a local distributor, or are more cases "falling 2,000 miles off the truck"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Want to see something bizarre? Go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. I wonder if the good ol' boys from the GF know about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Wanna see something even more bizarre, type in "Project Miserable Faliure". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Wanna see something even more bizarre, type in "Project Miserable Faliure". Hmmm.. If one types the spelling as you so graciously posted, it loops us back to your BFC profile!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: If one types the spelling as you so graciously posted, it loops us back to your BFC profile!!!!! The good Leutnant and Soddball make a charming couple, don't they? :eek: [ December 05, 2003, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 I just thought you'd all be eager to learn that three copies of CMAK are waiting for me when I return to the chateau! Down the hatch, Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 My hatred for all of you grows with each mail delivery. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 "Gail" just dropped me an email to let me know my copy of CMAK was in the mail. Maybe I'm getting two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Snarker It would appear that our PBEM is the Scenario of the Week. It will be a while before we have anything to discuss. I'm still tunneling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Snarker It would appear that our PBEM is the Scenario of the Week. It will be a while before we have anything to discuss. I'm still tunneling. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Setup returned to Cakey. Still no turn from DaveH. Dave, try sending to jeff.cross@nospamverizon.net (remove the no spam bit ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: My hatred for all of you grows with each mail delivery. :mad: :mad: :mad: Good. In other news: My scenario building is already underway. I am frisking the unit rosters for adequate flamethrowing equipment to produce a CM:AK version of Inferno, and I am testing the game to its limits with a max-power Campaign (8km x 3.5km) :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm also going to do some CM:AK tactics primer scenarios and would welcome input on the sort of things you would find useful. So far I have: Dealing with machine gun nests Shoot and Scoot Infantry vs Tanks Reconaissance Flushing out infantry from towns These scenarios are designed to give the player a chance to practice one particular situation that crops up in CM so if you have any suggestions for the kinds of primer scenarios you want, let me know. I still think you are a bunch of worthless cockknockers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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