v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 How about my proposal of bestowing upon the Messiah-wannabe the proper and rightful title of Village Idiot of the Cesspool? I would have no trouble spelling and bolding that every time I refer to the dolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Seanachai, I was listening to this song tonight and I couldn't help but think of you. Enjoy it in your head on your way to Chicagosville, Daddyo. You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red you have no brakes And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape So you can see the look on your face Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die I hope your Pinto begins to spin Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner Perhaps even the British Royal Family And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy And we can't forget the newlyweds And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob" Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse While he masturbates to photos of livestock He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance" And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die Die I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin" And whatever happens next is all a blur But you remember "fist" can be a verb And when you finally regain consciousness You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress And the prison guard looks the other way 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope you die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 That's a bit harsh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: That's a bit harsh... In case you're serious... [real life] Steve & I are friends. I trust him enough to feed him my own liquor and give him a sword to play with while I explain to him at length how and why his politics are all wrong and mine are right. Remember that many of us here in the Cesspool have actually met each other and hang out together. Papa Khann, Lars, Seanachai, me, and for a while Xyphorus, all live in the Twin Cities area. I know where all these buggers live and that keeps them in line.[/real life] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by v42below: That's a bit harsh... In case you're serious... [real life] Steve & I are friends. I trust him enough to feed him my own liquor and give him a sword to play with while I explain to him at length how and why his politics are all wrong and mine are right. Remember that many of us here in the Cesspool have actually met each other and hang out together. Papa Khann, Lars, Seanachai, me, and for a while Xyphorus, all live in the Twin Cities area. I know where all these buggers live and that keeps them in line.[/real life] </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 7, 2005 Author Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: does this mean we can reinstate the scourging before?Hey, you know me, I'm a traditionalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Ah, but there's the problem... he never had Cabron for a mortal enemy. Cabron barely noticed him. In fact, Seanachai has never had a mortal enemy... closest he's gotten is Gaylord, and that's more of a mortal bore Revisionist whore. Cabron666 was, in fact, my Mortal Enemy. Then, in some manner that still isn't clear, Emrys stole him away. After that, he just became a complete slut and started hating Peng and you Horsemen with indiscriminate slatternly abandon, and the intense relationship of Hatred that we'd shared was sundered forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 7, 2005 Author Share Posted March 7, 2005 Carbon thought you were a joke. He didn't think you were good enough to be a peanut vendor at the Apocalypso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Carbon thought you were a joke. He didn't think you were good enough to be a peanut vendor at the Apocalypso Well ... perhaps THAT ... the job description was pretty loose as I recall. In any case I've always thought that Cabron666 was his OWN Mortal Enemy. Seanchai it appears from a rapid glance at the map that you'll need to travel through either Wisconsin or Iowa ... I've been to Iowa, Des Moines anyway, many times and I think I'd recommend Wisconsin on the basis that it couldn't possibly be worse. Have I mentioned that I have to make a mad dash through Texas, Oklahoma and Arkansas a week hence? I'll be gone for two weeks but as I've abandoned all CM games it won't matter in that department. I AM concerned, however, that the CessPool will fall into rack and ruin in my absence and without even the highly dubious assistance that was once lent by Boo Radley the rules will be neglected once again. What to do, what to do. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Carbon thought you were a joke. He didn't think you were good enough to be a peanut vendor at the Apocalypso Suppurating, pus filled blisters make you cranky, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: [real life] Steve & I are friends. I trust him enough to feed him my own liquor and give him a sword to play with while I explain to him at length how and why his politics are all wrong and mine are right. Remember that many of us here in the Cesspool have actually met each other and hang out together. Papa Khann, Lars, Seanachai, me, and for a while Xyphorus, all live in the Twin Cities area. I know where all these buggers live and that keeps them in line.[/real life] This is all a lie. If he was really my friend, he'd give me the keys to the gun room, so that once I've drunk enough of his liquor I could kill him with extreme savagery for his hateful and often nonsensical political views. The sword was a compromise. And he dodges when I try to stab him, rather than standing still like a real friend would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Oh, and just so you all know, you're a bunch of hateful, reckless lemmings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 If you're looking for me, You better check under the sea, 'cause that is where you'll find me, Underneath the sea...lab, Underneath the water, Sea lab, at the bottom of the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: [i[if you're looking for me, You better check under the sea, 'cause that is where you'll find me, Underneath the sea...lab, Underneath the water, Sea lab, at the bottom of the sea. Fignuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Get on AIM, White Dalem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 You know I just got back from fighting Nazis on the Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 You've got a weird theology, Mother Superiour... accepts croquet mallet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I'm afraid you'll have to check those at the desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Wow! That was wonderfully incoherent. Your Analyst must be a favourite at parties. Hmm, hmm, hmm, scrub, scrub, scrub... He's all yours, Berli. Don't forget to use square-headed nails. You're just jealous I've got the closest thing to a mortal enemy since you had Cabron69 and a Knight of the Pool, no less. Well actually he is less than that, much less. If only Joe had a spine, I wouldn't have to avoid typing that idiot's name (not Joe's, the fact that Joe is an idiot goes without saying) so as not to give him the honour of bolding it. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: I’m greatly disappointed with the religious persecution I’m suffering here in the Cesspool… perhaps I need to perform a few miracles or sumfink Good idea. Try an intelligible post. That may be too difficult. Turn this water I'm drinking into wine. Wait! I'll get a larger glass. You never know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Seanchai it appears from a rapid glance at the map that you'll need to travel through either Wisconsin or Iowa ... I've been to Iowa, Des Moines anyway, many times and I think I'd recommend Wisconsin on the basis that it couldn't possibly be worse. Joe I'm going through Wisconsin. Iowa is full of Iowans. Also, I'm not up to date on their 'statute of limitations' parameters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: How about my proposal of bestowing upon the Messiah-wannabe the proper and rightful title of Village Idiot of the Cesspool? He's over qualified. Besides, if we hand out that title one more time, we'll probably have to set up rankings and name a unit commander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: He didn't think you were good enough to be a peanut vendor at the Apocalypso Oh? Congratulations with your new venture, Seanachai! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Armageddon...salty snacks...I imagine there's money to be made, Macey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Time to move on, vermin! Evil Men Have No Songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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