Probably faster than that drunken old crone...
{Note: this has been a lesson on how to piss-off a Lady of the Cesspool in three easy steps}
(Just you wait. Seanachai will jump in here, all feigned indignance and bluster. He'll preach and blather, and probably post one of those gawd-awful songs of his. Then, YK2 will wait until my guard is down, and chop off important parts.) </font>