**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: If you have time to wax idiotic you have time to set a setup and stop flirting with that Famine trollop! Well... it's the first time I've been called that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Neither of us is drunk enough for that yet. Michael Ahhhhhh I remember that night so well.. I just wasn't aware you were there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: If you have time to wax idiotic you have time to set a setup and stop flirting with that Famine trollop! Well... it's the first time I've been called that! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Fear not, however, for I am the best driver in all of North America under such circumstances! No, he's really not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Fear not, however, for I am the best driver in all of North America under such circumstances! No, he's really not. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, did everybody down at the county lock up call you Stevie? They called him Missy-Lou, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Fear not, however, for I am the best driver in all of North America under such circumstances! No, he's really not. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: If you have time to wax idiotic you have time to set a setup and stop flirting with that Famine trollop! Well... it's the first time I've been called that! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: You're not after pulling your weight, Emrys. I've found that to be the secret to a long and comfortable life. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Neither of us is drunk enough for that yet. Michael Ahhhhhh I remember that night so well.. I just wasn't aware you were there. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Emrys is the trollop! Coo eeeeeeee Big Boy..... wanna play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: <big>Dram #4</big> Take any Minnesota lake covered with ice fishing houses filled with drunken bubbas, and you essentially have any city in Northern Ohio writ small. Wrong again, Stevie (Oh, I'm having so much FUN with that!), you'd never catch an Ohioan spending hours upon hours in an oversized outhouse above a frozen lake dangling worms in an ice hole and calling it sport! p.s. Why are Minnesotan ice fishermen such a taciturn lot? If they open their mouths, the bait will get cold.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I was the third one in line. [giving best Groucho Marx suggestive eyebrow wiggle] MichaelOh yes... you were the little one covered in marmite right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Emrys is the trollop! Watch your language, you English-challenged refugee. I charge top rates. And the word is gigolo. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I was the third one in line. [giving best Groucho Marx suggestive eyebrow wiggle] MichaelOh yes... you were the little one covered in marmite right? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I was the third one in line. [giving best Groucho Marx suggestive eyebrow wiggle] MichaelOh yes... you were the little one covered in marmite right? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Ahem. Gentlemen and Ladies! Men and Women! Cesspoolers, dogs, chickens, and Goodalers! It has very recently come to my notice that a member of this Thread possesses an item of inestimable worth! Think 'Treasure of the Sierra Madres'. Think 'A Pearl of Greater Worth than all His Tribe'. Think, 'Bloody Hell, We've Got a Transcript of Berli, Drunk as a Bloody Lord, and Pouring Out His Deepest, Most Intimate Thoughts About Life, the Universe, and Everything' to our own Fair Queen Emma! Now, Queen Emma has sworn many an oath (some of them quite un-lady-like, I might add) to me that she will never, ever, for any reason, release this transcript. But, as Vile Scum With No Hope of Redemption, we all know what that means! What do I hear? What do you bid for this 'Once in a Lifetime Peek Into a Maudlin Moment With The Prince of Darkness'?!!! Come on, fellows! Here in America, we know that everything has a price! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 [on the phone to National Enquirer] "You might be interested in this..." Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: I charge top rates. And the word is gigolo. MichaelHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH HEHEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHHE HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEH gigolo HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *Wipes tears from eyes* Do you charge extra for the marmite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Seeing as how it's Your Majesty, I'll throw in the marmite gratis. Just promise you'll remember not to bite this time. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Come on, fellows! Here in America, we know that everything has a price! Even free verse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Can't beat those blue-eyed Scottish lasses. Michael You watch yer mouth, Emrys, that's our Queen you're after laying your lascivious lies against! A man who won't play CM against another is naught of a man, in my book! So lay off your lying clack about our Glorious Queen, or I'll drive out to your rain-sodden forest by way of Calgary, and stuff Grog Dorosh up your bunghole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Seeing as how it's Your Majesty, I'll throw in the marmite gratis. Just promise you'll remember not to bite this time. Michael Little is as Little does... Twas more of a nibble than a <big>BITE</BIG>........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: So lay off your lying clack about our Glorious Queen, or I'll drive out to your rain-sodden forest by way of Calgary, and stuff Grog Dorosh up your bunghole! Ha! You can't find your way out of your own sodden forest! Besides...Mind your own business. She enjoyed it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2003 Share Posted December 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Twas more of a nibble than a <big>BITE</BIG>........ Aye, but the nibble of a queen is like the bite of an ordinary lady. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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