Soddball Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 I can't, I really, can't. Every morning I get up and I check the forums to see whether I can preorder CM:AK. Then I go to work, and in my lunch break I read about all the great new tanks and stuff I'll get to blow up or park in stupid places, and then I read the AAR's again, then when I get home I check to see if I can pre-order again, because by the time I get home the BF developers might have got out of bed and had their first cheese toasty of the day and sat down, resting their feet on MadMatt's glistening dome and decided that they should allow preorders. I deliberately didn't go to any of the previews because I knew that I'd end up knifing everyone and stealing the CD. "Police are hunting for a deranged, blood-spattered maniac waving a knife in one hand and a CD in the other." I keep making little notes about the scenarios I'm going to design, and then having a quick go in CM:BB and getting impatient, and wondering whether it's worth fishing out CM:BO just to test out a couple of ideas. I've stopped playing all my PBEM games because I just need the CM:AK hit. I started to play single-player this afternoon and gave up before I'd finished setting the units up. I can't take the waiting. I must have this game. I'm so excited I'm going to explode, leaking pus and blood all over the forum. Don't make me wait! Put me out of your misery. :mad: :mad: :mad: I can't wait any longer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfish Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Easy there, Sod, easy Here, this will help you take your mind off of the game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zebulon Pleasure Beast Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 I take it the doctor didn't renew the prescription? *carefully backs away from the thread* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Kingfish: Easy there, Sod, easy Here, this will help you take your mind off of the game NooooOOooOOOOOO!!!!!! Take the pretty pictures of splody death stuff away! The torture is too much!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfish Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I keep making little notes about the scenarios I'm going to design Do tell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 You git! You've gone Mastergoodale on us! Don't make me start a thread to keep you in place. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: You git! You've gone Mastergoodale on us! Don't make me start a thread to keep you in place. :mad: :mad: :mad: Hehehe...you may have to put another FAQ in your sig Axehandle . (loved the Goodale FAQ by the way) //Salkin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Am I the only one who checks the download section every time the forum is unusually slow? And I'm usually so level headed and patient. Aaargh what are you doing to me BFC!!! It's not enough that you decimate my social life now you guys are messing with my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwazydog Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Its getting close guys.... Dan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Salkin: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: You git! You've gone Mastergoodale on us! Don't make me start a thread to keep you in place. :mad: :mad: :mad: Hehehe...you may have to put another FAQ in your sig Axehandle . (loved the Goodale FAQ by the way) //Salkin </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Are you going to cry, Soddball? We like it when you cry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by KwazyDog: Its getting close guys.... Dan What's getting close - the release date or the announcement of the release date? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka_tom_w Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by KwazyDog: Its getting close guys.... Dan yeah yeah yeah..... HOW CLOSE? close like tomorrow? close like next week? or close like Next Month??? Close like Christmas is coming close? -tom w 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Close as in " Andreas read this thread and thinks Soddball lives too close". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 There, there, Soddy. Find yourself a good long novel to take your mind off things. Or find a good porn site and take up masturbation as a fulfilling hobby. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: There, there, Soddy. Find yourself a good long novel to take your mind off things. Or find a good porn site and take up masturbation as a fulfilling hobby. Michael I'm a firm believer that masturbation would have saved Master Goodale....allthough there are rumours about him beeing married ..... Well I'm going for masturbation myself and I'm the coolest kid in the forums :cool: . //Salkin Depraved swede with a spelling problem 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Salkin: Well I'm going for masturbation myself and I'm the coolest kid in the forums :cool: .There's gotta be a sig line in that somewhere... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussi Köhler Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Its about 7:00am now in Britain so I guess Mr. Soddy will pop by here soon to get his fix... Too bad theres nothing to see... Cant you mod CMBB so that steppe looks like sand and make it BURN baby BURN!!! That should get the twitching to sto 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Jussi Köhler: Its about 7:00am now in Britain so I guess Mr. Soddy will pop by here soon to get his fix... Too bad theres nothing to see... Cant you mod CMBB so that steppe looks like sand and make it BURN baby BURN!!! That should get the twitching to sto Here I am again, and you can go boil your head your steaming foreign sod. Kwazydog, you ho, stop taunting me!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuomas Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Just incase poor old Soddy wanders by this thread again I might suggest to check out this site: http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html Gets your mind off CMAK mighty well! -TNT- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussi Köhler Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Tuomas: Just incase poor old Soddy wanders by this thread again I might suggest to check out this site: http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html Gets your mind off CMAK mighty well! -TNT- I could feel my mind starting to evaporate.... You should burn in purgatory for an eternety for posting such mindboggling utter lunacy! Are the funny mushrooms growing aplenty or are you just enjoying the merits of student life too much??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Tuomas: Just incase poor old Soddy wanders by this thread again I might suggest to check out this site: http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html Gets your mind off CMAK mighty well! -TNT- Jinkies. What's the matter. Is Acid hard to get hold of in Finland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Jussi Köhler: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tuomas: Just incase poor old Soddy wanders by this thread again I might suggest to check out this site: http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html Gets your mind off CMAK mighty well! -TNT- I could feel my mind starting to evaporate.... You should burn in purgatory for an eternety for posting such mindboggling utter lunacy! Are the funny mushrooms growing aplenty or are you just enjoying the merits of student life too much??? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted November 6, 2003 Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: [ Is Acid hard to get hold of in Finland? [serious]You should really lay off that sh*t. It's probably why you're so easy to beat at CM[/serious] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 6, 2003 Author Share Posted November 6, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Are you going to cry, Soddball? We like it when you cry... You're on my list of CM:AK opponents, you puss-slathered dork. Rest assured that when that game plops through my letterbox, a fat sweaty setup of total wrongness will be swirling its way through the ether. At stake - your sig. :mad: Oh yes. The battle of the blessed, fluffy Soddball vs the evil, puss-slathered Seanachai will begin. I've yet to show you the error of your ways, let alone make you pay the price for your lack of vision - although I believe you can get a second pair free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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