Soddball Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: If I get carpal tunnel syndrome from all this left-right scrolling I'm going to sue. First I'll sue Dave H for posting those town names, then I'll sue the descendants of those that named the towns. Then, just for fun, maybe I'll sue the rest of you for attempting to impersonate army officers. :mad: :mad: Get a decent-sized monitor, you filthy chavster. It looks fine on my pair of 17" TFT screens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Paulus Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 This could explain why some other nations were never invaded by the German Army during World War 2. For example, the city once known as El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula in the United States. Of course, I'm sure some Germans had heard of its shortened form, Los Angeles, or even plain LA. I don't count a handful of saboteurs as an invasion, either. Then there's the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales. No German's there. Also, no Germans tried storming the hill of Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu in New Zealand. Last of all, the city of Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanuka mprasit. managed to avoid the Germans, too. I suppose it would have been easier writing the orders for an invasion of Bangkok. Sounds like the finest deception tactics coming from some clever mayors Next then, France has some secret projects to decieve any eventual enemy invasion : This is the key to win a war Paulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 <font size=5>Good FRIDAY morning, fellow working maggots!!</font size=5> Pseudo, what are you browsing with, a GameBoy? Originally posted by Von Paulus: This is the key to win a war PaulusSo do you think you're supposed to stay to the right here? :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=5>Good FRIDAY morning, fellow working maggots!!</font size=5>Not me. I'm still on vacation. Aaaahhh *stretches* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 For your listening enjoyment, I thought I'd post some lyrics. I'm sure those of you old enough can provide the music in your heads. This goes out to Mike, Mace, and all of their fellow Antipodeans; and especially to Seanachai, just to be hateful. Men at Work Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six foot four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Lying in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said, "Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah) Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." There, now tell me that you can find more meaningful lyrics anywhere else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y Safe, dance! [spoken] We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance [sung] We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine I say, we can go where we want to A place where they will never find And we can act like we come from out of this world Leave the real one far behind And we can dance Danc¨¦e! We can go when we want to The night is young and so am I And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet And surprise 'em with the victory cry Say, we can act if want to If we don't nobody will And you can act real rude and totally removed And I can act like an imbecile [Refrain] I say, we can dance, we can dance Everything out of control We can dance, we can dance We're doing it from wall to wall We can dance, we can dance Everybody look at your hands We can dance, we can dance Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance Safety dance Is it safe to dance Is it safe to dance S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y Safe, dance! We can dance if we want to We've got all your life and mine As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it Everything'll work out right I say, we can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine [Refrain] Is it safe to dance, oh is it safe to dance [6x] Is it safe to dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Cherry Pie by Warrant Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking.... She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet suprise Taste so good Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Well, Swingin' on the front porch Swingin' on the lawn Swingin' where we want Cause there ain't nobody home Swingin' to the left And swingin' to the right If I think about baseball I'll swing all night, yeah (yeah, yeah) Swingin' in the living room Swingin' in the kitchen Most folks don't Cause they're too busy bitchin' Swingin' in there Cause she wanted me to feed her So I mixed up the batter And she licked the beater I scream, you scream We all scream for her Don't even try Cause you can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet suprise Tastes so good Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Swingin' to the drums Swingin' to guitar Swingin' to the bass In the back of my car Ain't got money Ain't got no gas But we'll get where we're going If we swing real fast I scream, you scream We all scream for her Don't even try Cause you can't ignore her She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet suprise Tastes so good Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Swing it! All night long Swing it! (I'm a trained professional) Swingin' in the bathroom Swingin' on the floor Swingin' so hard Forgot to lock the door In walks her daddy Standin' six foot four Said you ain't gonna swing With my daughter no more She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water Such a sweet suprise Tastes so good Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie Oh yeah She's my cherry pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet cherry pie Sweet cherry pie Yeah Swing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Axe, turn off your computer. Right NOW!!! :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Axe, turn off your computer. Right NOW!!! :eek: :eek: You started it! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Ack!!! Dave H and Axe2121 star in 'Star Wars IIIVXX: Attack of the Gits'. Now shape up you two and use the Internet for good....like Al Gore intended. Originally posted by Soddball: Get a decent-sized monitor, you filthy chavster. It looks fine on my pair of 17" TFT screens. feh, 17"?!?!?!? Was that given to you in some silly socialist program to provide computers to the less fortunate? After the recent demise of my previous 19' monitor I was faced with the dizzying array of choices. I tell ya that 19" LCD flat screen was really calling out to me. Very small, hell the base was the widest part. But I hear that those don't do so well gaming so I went with the....no, can't keep up the lie. It was the fecking $1200 price tag that sealed the deal. So here I am with this giant, Volkswagon Beetle sized lump of electronics straining every fiber of my desk. I can hear it creaking at night. Maybe I should prop it up before it slams onto the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 GRAAAAAGR AGR GAR GA RGGRGGRGRAG You fools just HAD to quote the previous page didn't you, thus prolonging my scrolling agony. I hope the hole in the ozone layer ever widens and burns you all to a crisp. :mad: :mad: On another note, from Von Paulus's sig: Michael Dorosh quoting W. Churchill after the fall of Tripoli : "This is not the end. This is not even the beginning of the end. It is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."Now I know Dorosh is old but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Paulus Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 On another note, from Von Paulus's sig: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Michael Dorosh quoting W. Churchill after the fall of Tripoli : "This is not the end. This is not even the beginning of the end. It is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now I know Dorosh is old but... Well that is an interesting question : 1-Did Michael Dorosh, as he read on the newspapers the fall of Tripoli, quote Churchill ? 2-Or simply did he quote Churchill when Churchill was living the fall of Tripoli ? The first one seems to be the most probable ... but who knows :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: This kills me.Its like when you are driving and someone in front of you hits their brakes and starts slowing down,then right before they come to a complete stop,they flick on their turn signal :mad: Send turns first,then post, Maggot :mad: *message directed all but exclusively to the map edge hugging,gamey area targeting,squads routing off the map,gamey,gamey,gamey Maggot known as Pseudo-Pod :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by no_one: ANGRY OUT LOUD!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: This kills me.Its like when you are driving and someone in front of you hits their brakes and starts slowing down,then right before they come to a complete stop,they flick on their turn signal :mad: Send turns first,then post, Maggot :mad: *message directed all but exclusively to the map edge hugging,gamey area targeting,squads routing off the map,gamey,gamey,gamey Maggot known as Pseudo-Pod :mad: Hush simpleton. If all goes well you should find another of your gun crews liberated from their oppressive forced labour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Ack!!! Dave H and Axe2121 star in 'Star Wars IIIVXX: Attack of the Gits'. Now shape up you two and use the Internet for good....like Al Gore intended. Setup away. :mad: :mad: Your humiliation to commence forthwith. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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