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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Axe, you complete and utter ninny.

(That about sums it up, I guess...No wait, there's more.)

You missed the opportunity for a "dig" against me in your pathetic attempt at plagarism. To wit (you quarter wit):

"He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the satchels; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger inside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;"

Have you learned nothing?

Boo

p.s. <big><big>HAPPY FESTIVUS, EVERYONE!</BIG></BIG>

*Shakes head*

Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo! Being as your first, or index finger is firmly and permanently ensconced in your proboscis, everyone knows Axe was in fact referring to your second, or middle finger. :mad: :mad:

Merry Christmas to all you maggots, great and small.

And if any have wee ones that want to know where Santa is, check here:

NORAD tracks Santa

You can get Real Player from the site to view the videos of Santa as he visits the world. He's currently in Paris...

[ December 24, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Axe, you complete and utter ninny.

(That about sums it up, I guess...No wait, there's more.)

You missed the opportunity for a "dig" against me in your pathetic attempt at plagarism. To wit (you quarter wit):

"He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the satchels; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger inside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;"

Have you learned nothing?

Boo

p.s. <big><big>HAPPY FESTIVUS, EVERYONE!</BIG></BIG>

*Shakes head*

Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo, Boo! Being as your first, or index finger is firmly and permanently ensconced in your proboscis, everyone knows Axe was in fact referring to your second, or middle finger. :mad: :mad:

Merry Christmas to all you maggots, great and small.

And if any have wee ones that want to know where Santa is, check here:

NORAD tracks Santa

You can get Real Player from the site to view the videos of Santa as he visits the world. He's currently in Paris...

[ December 24, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]

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Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

Yak, yak yak - Christmas is half over already, but thank you for all you wishes - kind and otherwise!

I hope y'all enjoy yesterday and aren't snowed under.

In these parts we're having the traditional Summer christmas - a wind and rain storm!! :mad: :mad:

So are we. But it's winter.
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Originally posted by Stalin's Organ:

Yak, yak yak - Christmas is half over already, but thank you for all you wishes - kind and otherwise!

I hope y'all enjoy yesterday and aren't snowed under.

In these parts we're having the traditional Summer christmas - a wind and rain storm!! :mad: :mad:

So are we. But it's winter.
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Originally posted by Kitty:

Merry Christmas, gits. Oh and Merry Christmas to Snarker and Axe2121 too. =)

Kitty

Once Snarker and Axe turn on the charm, the ladies just melt. I thought Kitty was made of sterner stuff, but she folded immediately. ;):D:D

Becky's family Christmas done this evening; a brunch tomorrow with friends and then my family gathering tomorrow afternoon still to go. Don't look for turns for a while, maggots. redface.gifredface.gif

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Originally posted by Kitty:

Merry Christmas, gits. Oh and Merry Christmas to Snarker and Axe2121 too. =)

Kitty

Once Snarker and Axe turn on the charm, the ladies just melt. I thought Kitty was made of sterner stuff, but she folded immediately. ;):D:D

Becky's family Christmas done this evening; a brunch tomorrow with friends and then my family gathering tomorrow afternoon still to go. Don't look for turns for a while, maggots. redface.gifredface.gif

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Once Snarker and Axe turn on the charm, the ladies just melt. I thought Kitty was made of sterner stuff, but she folded immediately. ;):D:D

No, I said they weren't gits. I didn't mean they weren't the toe jam of a 1,000 angry samoans. =|

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

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Originally posted by Dave H:

Once Snarker and Axe turn on the charm, the ladies just melt. I thought Kitty was made of sterner stuff, but she folded immediately. ;):D:D

No, I said they weren't gits. I didn't mean they weren't the toe jam of a 1,000 angry samoans. =|

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Kitty

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

OK, all you huddled masses of waffling cherries,

line up under the mistletoe for a great big smootchie from Santa Boo! :^()

*flees*

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

OK, all you huddled masses of waffling cherries,

line up under the mistletoe for a great big smootchie from Santa Boo! :^()

*flees*

Kitty </font>

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