The Dave Collective Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 We seek oddstraulians for assimiliation. We wish to raise our tolerance for alcohol as well as lower our IQ further. The boundries for our stupidity will expand. Water will be replaced with beer. Our collective will grow. Then, no manatee can stop us. We are the Dave. Resistance is futile maggot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Originally posted by The Dave Collective: We seek oddstraulians for assimiliation. We wish to raise our tolerance for alcohol as well as lower our IQ further. The boundries for our stupidity will expand. Water will be replaced with beer. Our collective will grow. Then, no manatee can stop us. We are the Dave. Resistance is futile maggot.Hmmm, where did this particular bit of flotsam or jetsam originate? I couldn't help noticing the birthdate of January 1, 1900. Finally I have found a board member much older than me! I'm pretty certain that by now it has turned rancid. Talk about feeding the maggots! Okay, The Dave Collective, time to show off your Combat Mission skilz. Send me a company sized setup of either CMAK or CMBB and we'll see where you rate in the hierarchy of Daves. I suspect you are no more than a Cheery Waffle wannabe, so here's your big chance to prove me wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: They're multiplying like a virus!! :mad: :mad: :mad: (snip)I feel left out! How many other Daves have beaten you 96-4 and 100-0? Hmmmm? Oh, that many? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by The Dave Collective: We seek oddstraulians for assimiliation. We wish to raise our tolerance for alcohol as well as lower our IQ further. The boundries for our stupidity will expand. Water will be replaced with beer. Our collective will grow. Then, no manatee can stop us. We are the Dave. Resistance is futile maggot.Hmmm, where did this particular bit of flotsam or jetsam originate? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 It's obvious. Really Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 I wish you fools were represented at less than a 1:1 ratio. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: I wish you fools were represented at less than a 1:1 ratio. :mad: :mad: <font size=1>PseudoSimonds.</font> Better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by The Dave Collective: We seek oddstraulians for assimiliation. We wish to raise our tolerance for alcohol as well as lower our IQ further. The boundries for our stupidity will expand. Water will be replaced with beer. Our collective will grow. Then, no manatee can stop us. We are the Dave. Resistance is futile maggot. Sorry, but the Bruce collective got here first. Bruce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 G'day Bruce! Bruce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by The Dave Collective: Water will be replaced with beer.I say give him a chance and let's see if has some more good ideas...I mean look at the brilliance that lad shows so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 "Remember...Fish are our friends...not food!" Edited to add for those who rode the "short bus" to school: reference to Finding Nemo [ February 02, 2005, 07:40 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, how come God made them out of meat?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 And my personal fav.... P.E.T.A - People Eating Tasty Animals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by The Dave Collective: Water will be replaced with beer.I say give him a chance and let's see if has some more good ideas...I mean look at the brilliance that lad shows so far. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Like anyone gives a puss-filled buboe about your opinion. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: Like anyone gives a puss-filled buboe about your opinion. :mad: Where's my turn sent 1/16/2005 at 11:54:10 AM EST? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Sitting in my inbox along with all the other unreturned turns. :mad: :mad: :mad: By the way, which version did you send it in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: Sitting in my inbox along with all the other unreturned turns. :mad: :mad: :mad: By the way, which version did you send it in? 1.03. Let me guess. You haven't patched yet, right? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 We've both been posting here for two years, three months and we've never finished a game yet. You're worse than MasterGoodale!! :mad: :mad: :mad: I finished TWO games against him before he finally buggered off. That probably leaves you and Seanachai as the two biggest wankers on the boards, turn wise. And everything else wise, come to think of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Patch...erm...right. I've probably got it around here somewhere. And it's not my fault we never finish a game. It's BFCs. They keep bringing new games out to confuse me. I'll give TCP/IP a go against you at some point. I always finish those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: Patch...erm...right. I've probably got it around here somewhere. And it's not my fault we never finish a game. It's BFCs. They keep bringing new games out to confuse me. I'll give TCP/IP a go against you at some point. I always finish those. Yeah, but you better have a week off from work, Axe. I suppose my turn is still in the inbox also. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dave Collective Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Okay, The Dave Collective, time to show off your Combat Mission skilz. Send me a company sized setup of either CMAK or CMBB and we'll see where you rate in the hierarchy of Daves. I suspect you are no more than a Cheery Waffle wannabe, so here's your big chance to prove me wrong. This would be like playing with ourselves DaveH. This is naughty. Besides, the link to the Collective is strong. Our thoughts are one. Our plans are one. Our actions are one. So there could be no winner or loser in such a match. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Well, no. You're playing Dave. You can't lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dave Collective Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by Soddball: Well, no. You're playing Dave. You can't lose. You dense maggot. WE are Dave. Your stupidity and lack of technology will be added to Ours. Your assimilation will multiply our bewilderment capacities. Where can we find Bruce? If this being has the power of the Oddstralians, it must be assimilated. Stupidity and alcohol rules supreme. We cannot be stopped. Resistance is furry. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Originally posted by The Dave Collective: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Well, no. You're playing Dave. You can't lose. You dense maggot. WE are Dave. Your stupidity and lack of technology will be added to Ours. Your assimilation will multiply our bewilderment capacities. Where can we find Bruce? If this being has the power of the Oddstralians, it must be assimilated. Stupidity and alcohol rules supreme. We cannot be stopped. Resistance is furry. :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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