PseudoSimonds Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 mike_der_ueberwiener, have you gotten any of the turns I've sent? Maybe gobbled up by a spam filter or sumfink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cull Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Stalin Mike's Organ, let's forget the rune mega-scenario. I didn't realize he had gotten quite so carried away. I'll poke around the Depot and see if I can find something slightly less involved. Do you have a preference between CMAK and CMBB? Axe, sorry to hear about your back problems. One question - Do you know that your back can be as good as new? If you truly believe, way down in your subconcious, that it will always be injured, nobody else is ever going to be able to make it any better. What the crap is this new-agey hooha? :mad: :mad: And, there's no crying in here. Axe5150 clearly understood that, which is why he created his crying thread elsewhere. [ January 26, 2005, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Cull ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Axe, sorry to hear about your back problems. One question - Do you know that your back can be as good as new? If you truly believe, way down in your subconcious, that it will always be injured, nobody else is ever going to be able to make it any better. What a hypochondriac! You don't have a back problem, Axe. You're a newlywed. The soreness is you back will go away as you are married longer and longer. :mad: :mad: Aytch - you ISP bites overripe melons, or has discriminating taste. It's bouncing my turns again. :mad: Q: What's the difference between Beer Nuts and deer nuts? A: Deer nuts are under a buck. We had 4-5" of snow predicted here. It fell on Whittles on Sticks instead. Life is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Axe, sorry to hear about your back problems. One question - Do you know that your back can be as good as new? If you truly believe, way down in your subconcious, that it will always be injured, nobody else is ever going to be able to make it any better. Watch out Axe, or Yoda H will start pinching your cheek! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: mike_der_ueberwiener, have you gotten any of the turns I've sent? Maybe gobbled up by a spam filter or sumfink? That is his normal speed. If you start kicking his @ss the turn rate gets slower and slower and slower.....zzzzzzzzzz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Europa Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 bump 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Stalin Mike's Organ, let's forget the rune mega-scenario. Easier done than said! I didn't realize he had gotten quite so carried away. I'll poke around the Depot and see if I can find something slightly less involved. Do you have a preference between CMAK and CMBB? Not really - I haven't played BB for a while tho, so it might be good to refresh the grey matter So send it in - whatever it is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: GRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! :mad: The maggot wins. I'm actually surprised a moa-mounter would know what a Hoover was. I'll look around tomorrow or yesterday or whatever fracking day your on for a suitable scenario. Of course we know what a Hoover is - it's a dam dammit!! But since you're going to send me somehting I will have to allow that you may be a little more worthy than the rest of the detritus around here. Not much......just a little! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 27, 2005 Author Share Posted January 27, 2005 A winter storm over the weekend dropped more than 3 feet of snow in some places, and up to 11 inches more fell Wednesday and Thursday for a January total of 43.1 inches in Boston -- more snow than in any month since the National Weather Service began keeping records in 1892. The previous record of 41.6 inches was set in February 2003. In Providence, Rhode Island, the snowfall total for January stood at 36.7 inches, approaching the 1996 record of 37.4. With temperatures expected to remain below the freezing mark through the weekend, all that snow is going to stick around for a while.Bwahahahahaha!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: GRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! :mad: The maggot wins. I'm actually surprised a moa-mounter would know what a Hoover was. I'll look around tomorrow or yesterday or whatever fracking day your on for a suitable scenario. Of course we know what a Hoover is - it's a dam dammit!! But since you're going to send me somehting I will have to allow that you may be a little more worthy than the rest of the detritus around here. Not much......just a little! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />A winter storm over the weekend dropped more than 3 feet of snow in some places, and up to 11 inches more fell Wednesday and Thursday for a January total of 43.1 inches in Boston -- more snow than in any month since the National Weather Service began keeping records in 1892. The previous record of 41.6 inches was set in February 2003. In Providence, Rhode Island, the snowfall total for January stood at 36.7 inches, approaching the 1996 record of 37.4. With temperatures expected to remain below the freezing mark through the weekend, all that snow is going to stick around for a while.Bwahahahahaha!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Wine Symposium last couple of days....no turns for maggots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 No maggots for turns. Maggots for no turns. For maggots turns no. No, no, cried he. No maggoty turns for me. I weep and wail, my life is hell. No maggoty turns for me. The voices in my head have spoken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Cull: What the crap is this new-agey hooha? :mad: :mad: New-agey?? People have known for a long time that your thoughts have a powerful effect on your body. These days negative thinking is called "stress" or "depression", but it's still the same thing. If anything is new-agey it's the pile of bovine excrement about the old white guy living in the sky who gave Moses a list of 10 rules that you must obey at all costs or he will condemn you to burn in eternal fire. But he loves you!! (Thanks, George Carlin) Since I can't stoop low enough to post this in the <font size=1>penguin</font> threads, I'll put it here. <font size=6 font color=blue>Happy Birthday rune!!</font> At least I suppose it's possible you're telling the truth about your birthday. Anything is possible. Oh, and thanks for the set of scenarios. Someday I hope to try all of them to see if your reputation for unbalanced scenario design is really deserved. I'll bet you haven't come up with one as unbalanced as the most recent version of the BDLRM, which I'm still trying to get finished with Mace. He must think he's MasterGoodale or something. Anything to get on Kitty's good side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Psuedohominid, when you can pick your callused knuckles up off the floor, please to be sending the allegedly all ready sent turn. Dumb-ass Canuckian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 I told you sackless half-wits I wasn't feeling tip-top last week, but I guess I forgot to mention the workie bit this week. Maggots have been fed turns....Watson & Crick got two. Although that gamey hoor is using keyholed armor, suppressing fire and arty to vanquish my valiant aryan hordes. Psuedointelligance has got what he sent me...nothing. Wallybob is biting the pillow and taking it like a trooper. Imaginative fecker might even surpass one thousand different ways to die. What happened to the following: Jim Boggs Beckett Prinz Eugen Keke Almost forgot my Snookums. This battle has been ongoing for months. I think we started this one before harvest. Zook took a clanky out. Other clankies moved back. Giant splodies around clankies. I see some squishies. We will have to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: I'll bet you haven't come up with one as unbalanced as the most recent version of the BDLRM, which I'm still trying to get finished with Mace. He must think he's MasterGoodale or something.That reminds me, I haven't seen anything from you for some time now, and I was eagerly awaiting your email with a load of turns attached so that I could ignore them for a few days. However, since I had not yet received that email, I chose to ignore that fact as well. Anything to get on Kitty's good side. I was Kitty's good side!!! GHGAHGAHGH GHGAHGAHGHAGH GHAGHGAHGAHGAHGA GHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAG :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=6 font color=blue>Happy Birthday rune!!</font> It's bad karma to celebrate the birth of pure evil. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 Pseudoengineer, Dave Hooligan, mike_the_psycho and Wallyblob -- expect setups in the next day or two. I need to increase my win-to-loss ratio. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Psuedohominid, when you can pick your callused knuckles up off the floor, please to be sending the allegedly all ready sent turn. Dumb-ass Canuckian. Sent...again. Third time's a charm. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 He's hoping one of them will actually turn out well for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 <font size=5 font color=purple>Good Friday Morning, Cheery Waffles!!</font> I've been noticing quite a few posts from people who live down under, laughing about the cold and the snow in Canada and the northern US. That had me a bit aggravated for a few days. Then last night I watched the first part of Gallipoli, which did a pretty good job of showing what most of Australia looks like. Give me the snow any time, because it always melts. The outback doesn't change. Originally posted by Axe2121: Pseudoengineer, Dave Hooligan, mike_the_psycho and Wallyblob -- expect setups in the next day or two. I need to increase my win-to-loss ratio. :mad: :mad: I don't follow your logic. About all we ever do is tie, except for the several times when I have crushed you like an eggshell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 After not recieving any turns from Must be Wanking for several days, I recieved not one, not two, but THREE turns in one night. Evidently the Levitra waned and the wanking stopped. He will probably pop another pill now. Why? A whole company of his krauts strolling in the open, caught the brunt of my 81 mm spotters wrath. I never saw so many routed and dead germans. And that is just the beginning. And he wrote the following, "Who sez I am losing...i am just strategically challenged. " The buzzard is also crowing that he will get a canucki victory. I hate him. I have evil plans for an enginerd maggoot named Pseudo. Oh yes, a surprise or two. I have taken one hill, on my right, working on another on my left and hammering two hills in the middle. His Oddstralians are plucky now, but that will change shortly. The World of Wally in the Cheery Waffle scenario is rather fiery. I'm glad I'm not his Krauts. The canucki known as Axe thinks he is shelling my men with high caliber molten TNT as revenge for torching three of his clankies with 'shreks. Little does he know, they aren't were his shells are falling. The maggot is also trying to sneak more grunts up a rocky hill in hopes of linking up with his armor and catching me is some kind of crossfire or sumfink. Too bad lead is raining down on them. That front is well defended maggot. Your pathetic attempt to surpress them with arty will not work either. Dave Hornswaggler's troops and mine are staring at each other across a river. Nobody wants to cross that bridge. He thinks. The Kiwi with the identity crisis know as Mike/Stalin's Organ will have to wait until I get back from snowboarding. I did not have time to deploy my defending Krauts last night. Let me know if you use PBEM helper. To all you b@stards living in snow free zones, I hope a swarm of hornets makes a nest in your fork. To all you other maggots enjoying my record breaking snow-filled misery, I hope your bodily plumbing freezes up. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: He's hoping one of them will actually turn out well for him. We haven't even plotted orders yet!! ...maybe his prescience is kicking in now that he's coming out of his stupor. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Sent...again. Third time's a charm.Maybe the carrier moose will make it through it this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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