rune Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Hmm...you do know that "Auntie Irene" was actually DaveH in drag, didn't you? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Hey Axe, I've been meaning to ask...now that you've discovered your great-uncle had a daughter while he was in England, do you think it's possible you and Soddball are related? Wouldn't that be enough to make you become a hermit? :mad: :mad: :mad: Soddball, do I owe you a turn? :confused: I can't recommend that book "The Da Vinci Code" highly enough. See if your brain is open to new possibilities, or not. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by rune: I have a scenario that needs testing... It features... Canadian Crunchies German Crunchies Candian things that go BOOM German Things that go BOOM Italy 1944 More Canadian Crunchies More German Crunchies. Let me know if interested in testing, feedback and secrecy is REQUIRED. Rune I'm game if some other maggot is. One stipulation. I ain't being the hosers. It's enough being one in real life. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Oh the indignity of it all..... :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Hey Axe, I've been meaning to ask...now that you've discovered your great-uncle had a daughter while he was in England, do you think it's possible you and Soddball are related? What're you trying to do, induce a cross-Atlantic double suicide? Originally posted by Dave H: I can't recommend that book "The Da Vinci Code" highly enough. See if your brain is open to new possibilities, or not. :eek: :eek: That book was, without a doubt, one of the lamest pieces o' ****e I've read in many a long decade. Urine running down a pop-culture gutter. The result of what happens when Judith Krantz decides to write an Umberto Eco novel. Bad writing, fatuous characters, ridiculous plot-line and a hideous hodge-podge of gibberish ripped wholesale from lunatic fringe writings like 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail' and even less reputable pieces of lunatic fringe-dom. This is Dave H's brain: still-shot of a bucket of frogs This is Dave H's brain after he decided 'The Da Vinci Code' was a good book: still-shot of a bucket of frogs soaking in wino urine and the spittle of crazy homeless people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Don't sugar coat it, Seanachai. Give it to him straight. p.s. And send me a move you braying mountebank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: That book was, without a doubt, one of the lamest pieces o' ****e I've read in many a long decade. Urine running down a pop-culture gutter. The result of what happens when Judith Krantz decides to write an Umberto Eco novel. Bad writing, fatuous characters, ridiculous plot-line and a hideous hodge-podge of gibberish ripped wholesale from lunatic fringe writings like 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail' and even less reputable pieces of lunatic fringe-dom.Who knew gnomes could read? I'm guessing he's mad because there weren't any pictures for him to color. Let's see what some judicious editing can accomplish with this review. Seanachai sez "That book was, without a doubt, one of the ... pieces ... I've read in many a long decade. ...writing, ...characters, ... plot-line ... ripped ... from ... writings like 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail' ..." Wow, sounds great, maybe I'd better read it again! I'll put Seanachai down as "undecided". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: I have a scenario that needs testing... It features... Canadian Crunchies German Crunchies Candian things that go BOOM German Things that go BOOM Italy 1944 More Canadian Crunchies More German Crunchies. Let me know if interested in testing, feedback and secrecy is REQUIRED. Rune I'm game if some other maggot is. One stipulation. I ain't being the hosers. It's enough being one in real life. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 check out my new crackdom ideas :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by 86smopuim: check out my new crackdom ideas :mad: :mad: :mad: You get points for producing wood? Cause I'm doing that just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: I'll put Seanachai down as "undecided". You know that you're taken aback because your sudden and inexplicable plummet in intelligence was called to the attention of the public. It's alright, Dave H. You're capable of greater things. If you want to read good 'Historical' novels, read Eco or someone like Cecilia Holland. If you want to read really thought provoking 'conspiracy' novelists, read Thomas Pynchon or Robert Anton Wilson. Don't read sad sacks of ****e like Dan Brown. What a puddle of piss. Christ, I'm a bloody worshipper of the Goddess, and I found that exercise in pseudo-literary, pseudo-paganism buggery an exercise in embarrassment. But fear not, laddie. I know that one day, you'll amaze me. Please let me know what city you live in, so that while I'm perusing the national news, I don't miss your moment of 'police scanner channel' fame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: You get points for producing wood? Cause I'm doing that just thinking about it. Actually, you get points for not producing any more little Doroshes. I shall contribute to the Canadian Culture Board just so long as I've been provided with reasonable assurances that you haven't reproduced. Go chop wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by 86smopuim: check out my new crackdom ideas :mad: :mad: :mad: Your requests for resources all seem quite normal.. Stone, wood, Iron, gold, food, coal... I would have expected something more along the lines of.... crack, heroin, wacky baccy, meths..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by 86smopuim: check out my new crackdom ideas :mad: :mad: :mad: You've been snorting coal again?! :mad: :mad: SETUP, MAGGOT!!!! SETUP!!!!! You beg for a game, whine that nobody here will play you, then when I clear a spot YOU DON'T SEND THE SETUP!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: (blah, blah, blah) Please let me know what city you live in, so that while I'm perusing the national news, I don't miss your moment of 'police scanner channel' fame...My good man, I'm currently a resident of the small city of Jeffersonville, Indiana. It's located directly across the Ohio River from Louisville, Kentucky. I haven't claimed that book was great literature. It simply has a lot of information which I hadn't heard before. A 500 year-old gnome like you probably already knew everything in it, but somehow my education overlooked almost all of it. Reading it just dumped a load of new facts (or "facts??") into my lap, and I was hoping to find other readers I could talk to about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 There's too little talk of TNT chucking going on here. Mind you that probably suits Wally - the bugger has deliberately updated to 1.01 and refuses to reload 1.0 to continue our game - in which my non-TNT chucking A-13's are managing to fail to miss his heroic TNT chucking but useless Italian tin cans in droves - heck even the little Mk VI's have killed a couple with their non-TNT equipped Vickers .5 mgs! Why oh why does he want to stop my fun?? :mad: :mad: <big>OH WOE IS ME</BIG> GGGRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGG AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH :mad: :mad: <small>oh and some sod beat the snot out of me at Galatas too.....</small> :cool: [ February 18, 2004, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: I have a scenario that needs testing... It features... Canadian Crunchies German Crunchies Candian things that go BOOM German Things that go BOOM Italy 1944 More Canadian Crunchies More German Crunchies. Let me know if interested in testing, feedback and secrecy is REQUIRED. Rune I'm game if some other maggot is. One stipulation. I ain't being the hosers. It's enough being one in real life. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Mike: <small>oh and some sod beat the snot out of me at Galatas too.....</small> :cool: It was an angry, TNT filled battle maggot!!! You were flinging so much bitter lead that it collided in mid-air and missed me. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 It was not TNT filled - I only had 20 rounds of 2" mortar HE total and that ain't enough fill a foxhole let alone a battle! But there was a lot of hot lead flying - sadly it all missed you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: But I'll still take you up on it. :mad: :mad: Whar be me turn, maggot! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 question mark :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 Apologies for slow turns, fellow maggots. Busy week at work. :mad: :mad: Turns ahoy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 GRGRGAARGHGH maggots!!! Kewpi and me are gonna massacre some French, I tell ya! He's marching them up in this nasty operation, aand I'm gonna mow 'em down with TNT so furious it'll sear and charbroil 'em into pate du maggot!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Dave H, if you did not recieve a turn from me recently, please resend the last turn you have. I blew my PBEM folder to Kingdom Come. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: I blew my PBEM folder to Kingdom Come. :mad: :mad: :mad: No, that would be the TNT I chucked in it. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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