rune Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 In defense of the alcohol poisoning I tried to give Seanachai , at one point he goes to the bathroom and yells for Berli and I to come over. We rush to find him pointing at a hand towel, asking what it was. I knew Minnesota was backwards, but didn't know it was THAT backwards. It was at this point that Elvis the Dog decided it was better to hide then face the two of them anymore. Also note it is not possible to give a gnome alcohol poisoning, next time I may have to try food poisoning. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by rune: In defense of the alcohol poisoning I tried to give Seanachai , at one point he goes to the bathroom and yells for Berli and I to come over. We rush to find him pointing at a hand towel, asking what it was. I knew Minnesota was backwards, but didn't know it was THAT backwards. Rune Just be thankful he didn't use it as toilet paper. I'm a bit surprised he didn't know what it was. I thought that piece of information would be filed under, "Things you can steal." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 A drunken Gnome in one's home is like an endless pinata of terror - you never know what's going to come next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Does that mean I could have beaten him with baseball bats? Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Does that mean I could have beaten him with baseball bats? Rune Gods yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Does that mean I could have beaten him with baseball bats? Rune Or you could have used one of your scenarios ... the end result is about the same. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Speaking of slipshod work I think I need to pay some special attention to Michael (for those who haven't been paying attention, that's Emyrs ... if it was Dorosh I'd have said Grog Dorosh). He seems out of sorts lately, taking Boo Radley to task for being trite for example ... HELLO ... ALERT THE MEDIA! I think the lad's problem is that he's a mere Horseman of the Apocalypso and one of FOUR at that, Corpulence right? The lad's just not feeling SPECIAL and that'll make anyone a grumpy old bear. SO ... I'm hereby appointing Michael as ... this is so exciting and a real honor for him ... An OFFICIAL Member of The Entourage of the Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. a.k.a The Justicariate Posse. Easy lad, easy, I know you're trying to hold back the tears but just let them go. Nothing unmanly about that ... well, dabbing them with that lace hankie might ... nevermind. Now to keep the tide of jealousy down I'd recommend that you decline the honor {wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, eh?} PRETEND that you DON'T want the honor and you can just HAPPEN to be hanging around when I make official visits and you just HAPPEN to be opening the door when I leave and you just HAPPEN to be holding my coat and tasting my food first ... from now on. No need to get the rest of the lads riled up because THEY weren't chosen.F*ck off. As God Emperor of the Known and Unknown Universe, I don't need to suck up to some minor civil servant...or maybe that should be uncivil servant. No matter. The point is, I only took on the Horseman job (and it's Famine, you dolt) as a lark and to help the other boys out. Now if you are wanting to prostrate yourself humbly before me, you'll have to take a number and get in line. Oh, and do get a bath first, will you. I don't like to get my feet dirty when I trod upon you sixth rankers. Michael </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Does that mean I could have beaten him with baseball bats? Rune Is that ever really a question? I prefer to think of it as a given. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Bah baseball bats, that what you get for playing sissy sports. If you did real manly sports, you would've shoved a bicycle up his ass or somefink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: Does that mean I could have beaten him with baseball bats? Rune Or you could have used one of your scenarios ... the end result is about the same. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 2, 2005 Author Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Bah baseball bats, that what you get for playing sissy sports. If you did real manly sports, you would've shoved a bicycle up his ass or somefink. LMAO@ Stikky ..... I just murdered a poor wee Squirrel cos he come up and sniffed me! I doubt I will sleep tonight..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Yeah, a bicycle up a squirrel's bum would do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Yeah, a bicycle up a squirrel's bum would do that. Said the squirrely voice of experience... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 "I am the Lord and Master. You all are bastards. Believe in me, Or I'll stab your eyes till you bleed I'm the Lord and Master." by Foamy the squirrel (likely inspired by Berli). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: "I am the Lord and Master. You all are bastards. Believe in me, Or I'll stab your eyes till you bleed I'm the Lord and Master." by Foamy the squirrel (likely inspired by Berli). Do you clowns realize that you left this ... this ... THING ... as the LAST comment on the MBT ALL NIGHT LONG? What the hell's the matter with you? "Well Justicar," you say, "you could have added something couldn't you?" To which I reply that it was a TEST! You all failed miserably. I'm ashamed of the lot of you. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm sorry, but I thought policing this area was part of YOUR job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I'm sorry, but I thought policing this area was part of YOUR job. And what part of To which I reply that it was a TEST! You all failed miserably. I'm ashamed of the lot of you.do you not understand? Certainly I saw it, certainly I had to fight the gag reflex upon reading it and most certainly I decided to test you ... well, not YOU personally, we all know the limitations that mother nature placed upon you, but YOU as in the Body CessPudlian. How could you see that tripe and NOT do something about it? At the least you could have inserted an empty post ... for most of you that would be an improvement. But no, "Let the Justicar do it," that's YOUR motto. Or, "Oh no, that's the job of the Justicar and I need not lift a finger." Ashamed of you all I was and am. Of course I think we can ALL agree that we're ashamed of Boo Radley. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Do you clowns realize that you left this ... this ... THING ... as the LAST comment on the MBT ALL NIGHT LONG? I was hoping it was because all you feckless sods were dead. No such luck.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I'm sorry, but I thought policing this area was part of YOUR job. And what part of To which I reply that it was a TEST! You all failed miserably. I'm ashamed of the lot of you.do you not understand? Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Let's see if we can give it another night, shall we? Ahem...{is this thing on?..oh, the other button...} Held Over by Popular Demand!! - A Limited Time Rant Reading!!! - You'll Laugh!! - You'll Cry!! - You'll Wonder "Why"?!?! - Don't Miss this Fantastic Cultural Experience!!! And now, live from the magnificent ballroom of the Sands Casino... the Star of our Show... "I am the Lord and Master. You all are bastards. Believe in me, Or I'll stab your eyes till you bleed I'm the Lord and Master." Foamy the Squirrel!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Do you clowns realize that you left this ... this ... THING ... as the LAST comment on the MBT ALL NIGHT LONG? I was hoping it was because all you feckless sods were dead. No such luck.... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Foamy the Squirrel!!! *Kicks Ass* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I'm sorry, but I thought policing this area was part of YOUR job. And what part of To which I reply that it was a TEST! You all failed miserably. I'm ashamed of the lot of you.do you not understand? Certainly I saw it, certainly I had to fight the gag reflex upon reading it and most certainly I decided to test you ... well, not YOU personally, we all know the limitations that mother nature placed upon you, but YOU as in the Body CessPudlian. How could you see that tripe and NOT do something about it? At the least you could have inserted an empty post ... for most of you that would be an improvement. But no, "Let the Justicar do it," that's YOUR motto. Or, "Oh no, that's the job of the Justicar and I need not lift a finger." Ashamed of you all I was and am. Of course I think we can ALL agree that we're ashamed of Boo Radley. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 I'm going to ignore the above post ... and poster ... Instead I'd like to point out that Lars is out making a FOOLE of himself in public again ... Giant Surfing Wave Thread No great surprise ... the only real surprise is that he'd have the nerve to cross metaphorical swords with his Liege ... {sniff} Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm going to ignore the above post ... and poster ... Instead I'd like to point out that Lars is out making a FOOLE of himself in public again ... Giant Surfing Wave Thread No great surprise ... the only real surprise is that he'd have the nerve to cross metaphorical swords with his Liege ... {sniff} Joe That's right, cross the street so you don't have to deal with me. Cheap bastard. I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it I will kill you all There's nothin' you can do about it Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath You're all gonna die You're all gonna die Squirrelly wrath Squirrelly wrath [ May 03, 2005, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: v42below ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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