Snarker Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Just click here. . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . :mad: . . . You maggots are so gullible. We're really giving away PCs, iPods, and other useless junk. [ May 02, 2005, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 You should've titled the thread "How to Keep a Waffler Busy Until the End of Time" Ya dork! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 2, 2005 Author Share Posted May 2, 2005 Clicked on it a few times, did we? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 GRRAAAARRRGGGHH! Just the once you putrid pile of feces! :mad: But notice none of your "regulars" has posted. It's because you've got them stuck in a loop! :mad: :mad: Oh wait...you must've planned that. Very clever you. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Wanton & Dick: Didn't you post that you were quitting drinking? Until May Day, remember? F***ng eh! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Are you guys recruiting? It's really not in character for a waffler to give away anything unless it's hot, splodey and angro....oh, wait ...never mind... EDITED to add :mad: camouflage so I blend in. //Salkin :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You should've titled the thread "How to Keep a Waffler Busy Until the End of Time" I resent that! :mad: :mad: I only clicked on it 8 or 9 times! Hardly "until the end of time"!! :mad: :mad: Bloody <font size=1>penguiny</font> maggots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 <font size=5 font color=yellow>Good Morning Cheery Waffles!</font> Snarker, what's the big idea of using a <font size=1>penguin</font> trap in this thread? The Lady Moraine has again showed her superiority to most other <font size=1>penguins</font> by sidestepping it. I'm guessing Mace is still in there looking for his free TNT. Originally posted by Salkin: Are you guys recruiting? It's really not in character for a waffler to give away anything unless it's hot, splodey and angro....oh, wait ...never mind... EDITED to add :mad: camouflage so I blend in. //Salkin :mad: We've never had to recruit. There's an unending supply of hardy people standing ready to protect the BFC forums from MasterGoodale (the maggot) if he shows his snout again. Unlike a certain "other thread" on the forum, this one has always been open to all comers, and especially to inexperienced PBEM opponents. For as it is written in the Book of Goodale (the maggot), Chapter 8, verse 22 "GRARRGHRAARGHRARRGH!!! Do ye not know that ye are all Cheery Waffles?" You can look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 May 3. The sun peaks through. But it deceives. I've seen snow this day. It blows. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: May 3. The sun peaks through. But it deceives. I've seen snow this day. It blows. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: All right, it's time for haiku corner! Azaleas blossom, Water splashing in the sun: Canuck maggots freeze Thank you very little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 :mad: Maggot! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 3, 2005 Author Share Posted May 3, 2005 Maggots growl loudly GRARARGARGARARGH Angry TNT rains down ...I put in weather for you purist maggots. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Pseudosimonds cried :mad: Watson and Crick chucked TNT :mad: Pseudo inferno :mad: [ May 03, 2005, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 W&C edits 'Cause he has a tiny brain. No, smaller than that. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Axe shaved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salkin Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=5 font color=yellow>Good Morning Cheery Waffles!</font> Snarker, what's the big idea of using a <font size=1>penguin</font> trap in this thread? The Lady Moraine has again showed her superiority to most other <font size=1>penguins</font> by sidestepping it. I'm guessing Mace is still in there looking for his free TNT. </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Salkin: Are you guys recruiting? It's really not in character for a waffler to give away anything unless it's hot, splodey and angro....oh, wait ...never mind... EDITED to add :mad: camouflage so I blend in. //Salkin :mad: We've never had to recruit. There's an unending supply of hardy people standing ready to protect the BFC forums from MasterGoodale (the maggot) if he shows his snout again. Unlike a certain "other thread" on the forum, this one has always been open to all comers, and especially to inexperienced PBEM opponents. For as it is written in the Book of Goodale (the maggot), Chapter 8, verse 22 "GRARRGHRAARGHRARRGH!!! Do ye not know that ye are all Cheery Waffles?" You can look it up. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 :mad: GRAARGH!!!! :mad: I'm insulted! 'Angryolized TNT' and ' :mad: ' are in the Axeford-Canuckistan Dictionary. That's sub-sub-standard english, you double-slash, non-TNT chuckin', stink bug luvin' MAAAAAGGOOOOT! When we're done with your pixelated truppen they'll whine, "We can't! The Cheery Waffles hacked our arms off and used them to make angryolized TNT." when you ask them to drop and give you twenty. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Hey Axe, did you know that Finns received Panzerschrecks from Adolf in 1944? Well, now you know... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Originally posted by Salkin: Hmm....looking for an easy kill, Dave ? Let me get back to you on that one. my sub standard english skills fits better with you lot then with the penguins anyway. //Salkin My compliments to the :mad: Of course I'm looking for an easy kill. After the embarrassing beatings I administered to these maggots in the BDLRM2 last year, some of them seem reluctant to try again. The fact that you speak English at all shows your clear superiority to the <font size=1>penguins</font>. They appear to speak in some gibberish combining the worst of Australia and Minnesota. :eek: I've found my favorite web site right here. What a great way to start the morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I visited that site...it...it...it got my name *wrong.* [sobs] Greetings and malicitations, you wild pack of growling and diseased jackals. Good to see you again, Mr H! I'm afraid I let our CMAK game drop off the radar screen. No disrespect intended, as I reserve that for my fellow Pooligans. Just found my way back and had to stop by this fetid abatoir you gawdawfflers call home and rattle the cage just to hear some barking. And the elderberries. The lot of you smell of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 <font size=8>WOOF!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 All right ye lazy lounge lizards, where are my turns? Snack-alot, Canucklehead, Willywacker, and Kiwi Mike chop chop. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 THAT's the response I was looking for! [Lurkur whacks PseudoSimonds on the nose with a rolled up newspaper] <font size=12>THWACK!!!!</font> Well I'll be...how ever did that brick get inside that roll of newspaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Laugh at lurkurs arm hanging out of Pseudo's mouth. Turns finally out. Delay due to teaching Seniors in High School in May. They brains is shut-off. Going to clean my pistols tonight, and think happy thoughts. Might have to go to the County landfill this morning (1 or 2 AM) and pop rats. (.44 in one hand, spotlight in the other. It is cathartic sport!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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