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Okay you fugly bastiches. I hate you all, etc., etc.

Now, who in Berli is responsible for our firm's largest client going belly-up? They owe us $150K in fees, and, since they ain't paying us, I'm losing my job.

I blame Seanachai, myself.

At least my boss had the common sense to placate me with Glenmorainge.

Sigh.

Someone send me a setup. Now. I need to kill something.

Steve

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Originally posted by Mace:

*Enters Grue*

Grue help Elvish Lord with quest start!

*grabs a wriggling Elvish Lord in one hand, a A3 sized envelope and the other, then starts to shove Elvish Lord in the Envelope with one gigantic fist*

Umm where did Grue leave crayon?!

*With a large crayon, Grue starts writing an address on the Elvish body-fluid soaked envelope*

Less see....

'Midul Erth

New zeelund'

There! Grue like to help. No need thanks.

*walks over to the Letter box, drops in the envelope then wanders off*

Rarely I will show any sign of EMOTION. But I will warn you this (squeezing my elven stress ball forged in the temple of PERNOS)

Dont wave a RED FLAG at a colour blind bull. Because it will charge at you.

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

I need to kill something.

Look on the bright side. You could get some work defending yourself.

Sorry aboot the news though. Want to come work for me in Canuckistan? We pay in slightly rusted beer caps.

Let me know either way.

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

Okay you fugly bastiches. I hate you all, etc., etc.

Now, who in Berli is responsible for our firm's largest client going belly-up? They owe us $150K in fees, and, since they ain't paying us, I'm losing my job.

I blame Seanachai, myself.

At least my boss had the common sense to placate me with Glenmorainge.

Sigh.

Someone send me a setup. Now. I need to kill something.

Steve

Damn.
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Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm):

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm):

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm):

I have 17 senses.

Any chance one of them is common? </font>
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Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm):

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lord of the High Elves (Persaniasm):

I have 17 senses.

Any chance one of them is common? </font>
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Originally posted by Lars:

Not even a proper pre-kicking for the classic SSN mistake of challenging the whole Pool.

How...Australian...

I wasn't challenging the whole pool. I specifically said I wanted pieces of Seanachi, Papa Khan and Dalem. The rest of you, while providing an amusing amount of background chatter, do not concern me at this time. If you choose to construe my simple statements of fact as a challenge, well that is your problem, not mine. (Imagine that last statement as being spoken by the Big Lebowski and you'll get the true sentiment.)

Strickly speaking, I'm not an SSN, either. I was posting on this thread when CMBO came out. I've just been locked away in a nuthouse, er, very busy with important things for the last few years.

Mmmmnn...Catholic girls (at the CYO...)

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No big deal - I'm a contract worker, and when the job ends, I go. Too bad, as this place is pretty nice to work for. I'm not sure, but it seem to me the project is almost done. So, out the door for me.

I'll be back being a wage slave in no time, if it happens.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Like he needs encouragement?

[serious]Sorry to hear about the job, Steve[/serious]

Yes, I'm a very sensitive donkey and need constant reassurance.

*swoon*

See, that? Legs just went. Yer get one elf about the place and me whole carefully constructed psychological confidence just collapses into a fit of paranoid doubts and dissociative splitting of me "good" donkey fantasies onto gnomes and me "bad" donkey fantasies onto the Justicar and that can't be right?... or it might, one can never quite remember...

Where's a lawyer, I wish to sue?

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