Mace Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Was it like this? No it was more: GGGHHA GAAHCH GHGAHGAHGH GHGHGAHGAGHG *KICK* AaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rolls on the floor in agony, then gets rushed to hospital to have 'nads surgically extracted from around internal chest area and placed back into original position* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Isn't there a Johnny Cash song about a woman 'dying of stretch marks'? Through the wonders of the Gore's internet.... JOHNNY CASH LYRICS "The Man Who Couldn't Cry" There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't cried for years and for years Napalmed babies and the movie love story For instance could not produce tears As a child he had cried as all children will Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan Things got bad, but he couldn't cry His dog was run over, his wife up and left him And after that he got sacked from his job Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob His novel was refused, his movie was panned And his big Broadway show was a flop He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail Oh, but still not a dribble or drop In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered And made to make license plates Water and bread was all he was fed But not once did a tear stain his face Doctors were called in, scientists, too Theologians were last and practically least They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff But in fact an insensitive beast He was removed from jail and placed in a place For the insensitive and the insane He played lots of chess and made lots of friends And he wept every time it would rain Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried On the forty-first day, he passed away He just dehydrated and died Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog Not only that, but he rejoined his arm Down below, all the critics, they loot it all back Cancer robbed the whore of her charm His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke The theologians were finally found out Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down The earth suffered perpetual drought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Those lyrics are enough to sober up anyone....except maybe Kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Glug glug glug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Glug glug glug! Axe Genuine Daft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Those lyrics are enough to sober up anyone....except maybe Kitty. The way Johnny sings it, it is actually really funny. Great album (Cash American Recordings. A solo CD. I just popped it in the CD changer. now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Worst........animated...........gif.......ever. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Worst........animated...........gif.......ever. :mad: :mad: :mad: Hope you have visions of that in your sleep, maggot. Oh and you will like that last turn too :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Worst........animated...........gif.......ever. :mad: :mad: :mad: Come on Axe ,you know you like it.Look at it more closely. thrust...thrust...thrust...thrust...thrust.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 thIS isn't fairt!!! why do i hafv e to drink vodka and acex only drinkls beer~! kueiu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 ;madl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 In all seriousness though, I have about an inch left (no gratuitous penis jokes, please) of my first pint of vodka and procured my second pint at the store about 10 minutes ago. How are you doing? Beer-drinking-wanna-be-able-to-drink-like-kitty-non-TNT-chucking maggot!!!! :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Well?!?!?!??! MAGGOT?!?!?!??! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Well?!?!?!??! MAGGOT?!?!?!??! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty Beer #3. I'm a light-weight. And I'm easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Beer # 8. Whoo hoo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Beer # 8. Whoo hoo!! Just for Axe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 I'm easy like Sunday morning. =| Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: How are you doing? :mad: Kitty I am doing just fine *sounds of bong hits* *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Hey Kitty , did you get a new kitten(s) today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 No. I have two already. That was an idle threat. =) About to make that last inch disappear . . . is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Kitty , I am going to have to stop reading this thread.You are making it too easy,and my resistance is fading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Nah, it's just the smog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: No. I have two already. That was an idle threat. =) About to make that last inch disappear . . . is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Kitty Hey stop that! I don't wanna have to take a cold shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Nah, it's just the smog. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 What a bunch of lightweights. Perhaps you should all change to Shirley Temples? (Excepting, of course, the very hardy and indefagitable Kitty, in whose veins pulses the blood of Vikings and Pirates and Ninjas, Oh My!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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