Lurkur Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I, for one have no objection to making Seanachi dog of the MBT. Dogs are generally social, usually friendly, will bite if provoked, are prone to sniffing strangers naughty bits, frequently clean their own private parts in the center of a crowded room, and if you don't watch them, will soil the carpet when you're not looking. The parallels are downright eerie. By the by, does this mean you've become disenchanted with Great Fred, or is there some doctrinal dispute, like he doesn't eat pickled products? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla: Aussie Tossers! England for the World Cup! POMMIE PILLOCK. That would be the "Tea Making World Cup" I presume. Make sure you use your finest bone china, now. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athkatla Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla: Aussie Tossers! England for the World Cup! POMMIE PILLOCK. That would be the "Tea Making World Cup" I presume. Make sure you use your finest bone china, now. Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Stand back, all, as I am ready to reveal my godhead, and will need a great deal of room! Uh oh. We got laws about that kinda thing here in Anoka County. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Stand back, all, as I am ready to reveal my godhead, and will need a great deal of room! Uh oh. We got laws about that kinda thing here in Anoka County. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Hmm, you'd better have a chat with the folks that issue my permits and licenses then. Minneapolis requires that dalem needs multiple permits and licenses to live there. My estimation of the town has just tripled. Now it's on a par with Barkeyville, Pennsylvania...or Beirut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Hmm, you'd better have a chat with the folks that issue my permits and licenses then. Minneapolis requires that dalem needs multiple permits and licenses to live there. My estimation of the town has just tripled. Now it's on a par with Barkeyville, Pennsylvania...or Beirut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Minneapolis requires that dalem needs multiple permits and licenses to live there. My estimation of the town has just tripled. It shouldn't. After all, they still let him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: <font size=-1>Suggestions? Anyone? Anyone?</font>Drown him in fox pee. We won't even need very much. A couple of staggering-drunk foxes captured on the way back from their local watering hole should suffice. And since Yeknod is currently guarding said watering hole, he can alert us when the foxes leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Minneapolis requires that dalem needs multiple permits and licenses to live there. My estimation of the town has just tripled. It shouldn't. After all, they still let him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: <font size=-1>Suggestions? Anyone? Anyone?</font>Drown him in fox pee. We won't even need very much. A couple of staggering-drunk foxes captured on the way back from their local watering hole should suffice. And since Yeknod is currently guarding said watering hole, he can alert us when the foxes leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: By all means, let's have Seanachai become a god. A blithering Bacchus of baleful boredom (egads, did I just pull a Fenkle?). However, prior to his ascension to godhood, there is that nasty little detail of discorporation to which we must attend. Let's see; Stone him? Methinks he has already beat us to it. Cruxifiction? One cross each, line forms to the right? Nah, it's been done to death. Burn him at the stake? I'm not sure even the Cesspool could handle that foul stench. Hang him? While at first this appears to hold promise, I fear that the small weight of his gnomish body will not be enough to break his neck. Impalement? Draw and quarter? Slather with honey and tie to an ant hill? Keel haul? Beheading? Suggestions? Anyone? Anyone? I vote for option 'E', all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: By all means, let's have Seanachai become a god. A blithering Bacchus of baleful boredom (egads, did I just pull a Fenkle?). However, prior to his ascension to godhood, there is that nasty little detail of discorporation to which we must attend. Let's see; Stone him? Methinks he has already beat us to it. Cruxifiction? One cross each, line forms to the right? Nah, it's been done to death. Burn him at the stake? I'm not sure even the Cesspool could handle that foul stench. Hang him? While at first this appears to hold promise, I fear that the small weight of his gnomish body will not be enough to break his neck. Impalement? Draw and quarter? Slather with honey and tie to an ant hill? Keel haul? Beheading? Suggestions? Anyone? Anyone? I vote for option 'E', all of the above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_squire: I would have sent a turn to Boo but his email addie is so full of goat porn and offers to enlarge parts of his anatomy that my email was rejected. You are a silly little tosser aren't you? Well, what more can be expected from a Worst Coaster, eh? At present, my E-mail says I'm only using 31% of it's storage space, which is about twice the amount of space your grey matter requires in your microcephalic skull. I will admit that I've received your initial E-mail no less than four times and that there seems to be an odd time lag ocurring between our messages. I blame you, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_squire: I would have sent a turn to Boo but his email addie is so full of goat porn and offers to enlarge parts of his anatomy that my email was rejected. You are a silly little tosser aren't you? Well, what more can be expected from a Worst Coaster, eh? At present, my E-mail says I'm only using 31% of it's storage space, which is about twice the amount of space your grey matter requires in your microcephalic skull. I will admit that I've received your initial E-mail no less than four times and that there seems to be an odd time lag ocurring between our messages. I blame you, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Seanachai as a GAWD? Are you daft man? Now a DemiGawd I could see, after all he did bring forth strong drink and food from the howling wilderness to sustain me in my hour of need ... okay, TECHNICALLY it was his apartment in Manyappleless but that's pretty damned close. But a GAWD? No way. Besides anyone who actually wasted two hours of their life on that piece of trash with that redheaded ER doc who I never liked anyway and liked a lot less after the way she treated Dr. Green when he was DYING for Gawd's sake (sorry, different Gawd) and THEN she shows up in that piece of garbage ... where was I ... oh yeah, granted I DID watch it but I was on the road and had already seen all the other fine offerings on Pay Per View (film titles will not appear on your hotel bill) so I really had an excuse. As to the grog issue, I certainly wouldn't have any objection to making them HONORARY (or in THEIR case Dis-Honorary) Seniour Knights of the CessPool, but to give them full rights as Seniour Knights ... think about it ... that means THEY could create new incarnations of the MBT ... how wrong would THAT be! Not to mention that I'd actually have to read some of that groggly crap I've been ignoring all these years. MrSpkr I shall be arriving in DFW at 9:41 PM on Monday Nov. 10th aboard one of Continental Airlines finest. While you'd no doubt like to meet me at the curb with a banner and dancing girls I must ask you to refrain. I'll be weary from my labors and the flight and I'll be straight to the hotel and bed. I will available following my sessions (6:00 PM or so) on the evening of Tuesday Nov. 11th. If you happen to be free for official CessPool consultations that evening, so much the better. If not ...YOUR LOSS! I'll be staying at the Wyndam Garden Las Colinas. I DO NOT HAVE A CAR! If you don't care enough to drive to meet ME then you clearly don't care enough ... to drive ... to meet me. Should you be able to meet me I'll expect your 1976 Ford F150 pickup with the tailgate held in place by the lovely and talented MrsSpkr since the chain done busted clear through from that time you was a'hauling logs. We can make further plans later or not at all. I WILL have my digital camera so wear shoes. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Seanachai as a GAWD? Are you daft man? Now a DemiGawd I could see, after all he did bring forth strong drink and food from the howling wilderness to sustain me in my hour of need ... okay, TECHNICALLY it was his apartment in Manyappleless but that's pretty damned close. But a GAWD? No way. Besides anyone who actually wasted two hours of their life on that piece of trash with that redheaded ER doc who I never liked anyway and liked a lot less after the way she treated Dr. Green when he was DYING for Gawd's sake (sorry, different Gawd) and THEN she shows up in that piece of garbage ... where was I ... oh yeah, granted I DID watch it but I was on the road and had already seen all the other fine offerings on Pay Per View (film titles will not appear on your hotel bill) so I really had an excuse. As to the grog issue, I certainly wouldn't have any objection to making them HONORARY (or in THEIR case Dis-Honorary) Seniour Knights of the CessPool, but to give them full rights as Seniour Knights ... think about it ... that means THEY could create new incarnations of the MBT ... how wrong would THAT be! Not to mention that I'd actually have to read some of that groggly crap I've been ignoring all these years. MrSpkr I shall be arriving in DFW at 9:41 PM on Monday Nov. 10th aboard one of Continental Airlines finest. While you'd no doubt like to meet me at the curb with a banner and dancing girls I must ask you to refrain. I'll be weary from my labors and the flight and I'll be straight to the hotel and bed. I will available following my sessions (6:00 PM or so) on the evening of Tuesday Nov. 11th. If you happen to be free for official CessPool consultations that evening, so much the better. If not ...YOUR LOSS! I'll be staying at the Wyndam Garden Las Colinas. I DO NOT HAVE A CAR! If you don't care enough to drive to meet ME then you clearly don't care enough ... to drive ... to meet me. Should you be able to meet me I'll expect your 1976 Ford F150 pickup with the tailgate held in place by the lovely and talented MrsSpkr since the chain done busted clear through from that time you was a'hauling logs. We can make further plans later or not at all. I WILL have my digital camera so wear shoes. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Mr Spkr , Now that you know his flight and arrival time, I hope you alert the AA detachments in the area. I would recommend the Air Farce, but I just can't... they aren't REAL aviators. However, if one is so inclined to meet Joebob with a AMRAAM or Sidewinder, heck, I'll send them a copy of CMAK. Rune [ October 16, 2003, 02:16 PM: Message edited by: rune ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Mr Spkr , Now that you know his flight and arrival time, I hope you alert the AA detachments in the area. I would recommend the Air Farce, but I just can't... they aren't REAL aviators. However, if one is so inclined to meet Joebob with a AMRAAM or Sidewinder, heck, I'll send them a copy of CMAK. Rune [ October 16, 2003, 02:16 PM: Message edited by: rune ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MrSpkr I shall be arriving in DFW at 9:41 PM on Monday Nov. 10th aboard one of Continental Airlines finest. I will available following my sessions (6:00 PM or so) on the evening of Tuesday Nov. 11th. Joe Poor Hoe Squaw has to go all the way to DFW for his therapy sessions... I guess he wore out his welcome among the Salt Lake City psychiatric community with his Woody Allen-esque ramblings, no matter how much he was willing to pay... [ October 16, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: MrSpkr I shall be arriving in DFW at 9:41 PM on Monday Nov. 10th aboard one of Continental Airlines finest. I will available following my sessions (6:00 PM or so) on the evening of Tuesday Nov. 11th. Joe Poor Hoe Squaw has to go all the way to DFW for his therapy sessions... I guess he wore out his welcome among the Salt Lake City psychiatric community with his Woody Allen-esque ramblings, no matter how much he was willing to pay... [ October 16, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Mr Spkr , Now that you know his flight and arrival time, I hope you alert the AA detachments in the area. I would recommend the Air Farce, but I just can't... they aren't REAL aviators. However, if one is so inclined to meet Joebob with a AMRAAM or Sidewinder, heck, I'll send them a copy of CMAK. Rune Dear Mr. Ashcroft: Please note the preceding CLEAR TERRORISTIC THREAT from someone calling himself Rune. He is clearly a terrorist since only terrorists use such dumb names ... mostly on account of how they're so dumb themselves. Please alert the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, the FAA and any other official acronyms that should be alerted. I realize that that will mean we have to put the Orange bulb on the board but I think it's worthwhile. Joe p.s. He's a dangerous man and should be shot on sight ... don't bother with the legalities ... opps, sorry, forgot who I was talking to, like I need to tell YOU that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Mr Spkr , Now that you know his flight and arrival time, I hope you alert the AA detachments in the area. I would recommend the Air Farce, but I just can't... they aren't REAL aviators. However, if one is so inclined to meet Joebob with a AMRAAM or Sidewinder, heck, I'll send them a copy of CMAK. Rune Dear Mr. Ashcroft: Please note the preceding CLEAR TERRORISTIC THREAT from someone calling himself Rune. He is clearly a terrorist since only terrorists use such dumb names ... mostly on account of how they're so dumb themselves. Please alert the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI, the CIA, the FAA and any other official acronyms that should be alerted. I realize that that will mean we have to put the Orange bulb on the board but I think it's worthwhile. Joe p.s. He's a dangerous man and should be shot on sight ... don't bother with the legalities ... opps, sorry, forgot who I was talking to, like I need to tell YOU that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I just did something that reminded me of you all ('ceptin' the ladies o' course). Now where is that can of Lysol...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 16, 2003 Share Posted October 16, 2003 I just did something that reminded me of you all ('ceptin' the ladies o' course). Now where is that can of Lysol...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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