Wallybob Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 "So when you're wounded on Afghanistans' plains and the women come out to cut up what remains just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to meet God like a soldier, a soldier of the Queen." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 Plagiarist!! :mad: :mad: I'm getting around to moving my lazy arse into gear and am looking for an extremely unbalanced scenario to send your way, gamily (is that a word?) ensuring <big>I RULE!!!</big> :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: I just have to be very, very carefull not to be danger close when I call in fire support. Don't ask for Pseudo's help then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: <big>I RULE!!!</big> Plagarist! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: <big>I RULE!!!</big> Plagarist! :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Turns are out to all maggotty bits :mad: No turns in my inbox. I see a problem here. Do I have to call in my fire support???? :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: I just have to be very, very carefull not to be danger close when I call in fire support. Don't ask for Pseudo's help then. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: I just have to be very, very carefull not to be danger close when I call in fire support. Don't ask for Pseudo's help then. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 And I have just Retrans'ed your next turn. Danmnation, 'Splodies are almost as much fun as seein' Whats-inna-crick. Usually slimy mold. or small frogs. From now on, you is Frog Boy. Have a nice night, Frog Boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: From now on, you is Frog Boy. He he! In PA that would have been "From now on, you is Frog Boy, boy." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: And I have just Retrans'ed your next turn. Danmnation, 'Splodies are almost as much fun as seein' Whats-inna-crick. Usually slimy mold. or small frogs. From now on, you is Frog Boy. Have a nice night, Frog Boy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Dang, Frog Boy, You sure is ugly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 I bet that kid can down some serious mud bugs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 I may have to retire from CM. Everything will be anti-climactic after that turn with PseudoIntellectual. :mad: :mad: Dave -- stop pouting about the election and start posting here again. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Dave -- stop pouting about the election and start posting here again. :mad: Is it still bleeting like the bizwitch that she is? You bet on the wrong horse, there won't be any draft, and the world will not end so suck it up and act like you have half a sack. We live in a democracy which means you only get the chance at a socialist uptopia, Trotsky, not the guarantee. Dear Sockpuppet, Thank you for your interest in Wino, Inc. We currently have no positions available but will keep your information on hand, in the round file, should any thing become available in the future. Sincerly, Director of Wino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Rumblings of WAR in Canuckistan!!!! The liquor will stop flowing on Friday if this strike happens. Poor lil Axe will be MGD-less. :eek: sackless, liberal Canuck-ish webpage no workie now. Basically, state-run liquor stores will go on a 4 day strike starting Friday. Potential for longer strike as well. [ November 05, 2004, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Should I be ashamed hoping it's one of those frogs that secretes nuerotoxins from its skin? Nah! Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 I would just like to point out I recently bought Oddstralian filet mignon for $5.99 lb, whole filet had to be purchased. "Free Range Beef", it said on the label. I'll translate that based on the price - "Rustled". :mad: :mad: ps How they can get that here for $9 cheaper a pound than 'Mercan grown, but I can't feckin' ship a single bottle of beer there for under $100 is a mystery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Should I be ashamed hoping it's one of those frogs that secretes nuerotoxins from its skin? Nah! Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino2: Rumblings of WAR in Canuckistan!!!! The liquor will stop flowing on Friday if this strike happens. Poor lil Axe will be MGD-less. :eek: sackless, liberal Canuck-ish webpage no workie now. Basically, state-run liquor stores will go on a 4 day strike starting Friday. Potential for longer strike as well. Bah! As long as we still have I'm okay. :mad: :mad: :mad: And if you think I'm kidding that people drink this (you spray it into the cap to turn it back into a liquid) -- when I worked at a grocery store (IGA) in Halifax as a student, we kept the Lysol behind the counter to foil alcoholic shoplifters. Smelly drunk: "Gimmie some of that Lysol." Me: (innocently) "What Lysol? We're sold out." Smelly drunk: "I know you have it back there! Why the f*ck won't you sell it to me?" Me: "Because when they find you dead out behind the dumpster from drinking this sh*t, I don't want to be found responsible for helping you die." Smelly drunk: "Well okay then." Nice enough guy. We used to give him food from time to time. I'm sure he kacked a long ago though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 Crap, What-the-Hell & Crikey!! I'd edit out that post. Think about the content. Think about giving out the address to purchase this illegal stuff, or something posing as this illegal stuff. Think about the conflict of "... but B. Alvarus venom also contains bufotenine, which is scheduled, so you are hereby warned of all the cop crap." and the later statement of "But you know, you can order the stuff legaly from a company" If you don't edit it, (and even if you do, maggot) I'll have to blow your pixelated pansies into leetle gory pieces after I send Wally's World his lopsided scenario. GGRGRAAAARGRGH!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Did I ever tell you how much I hate cheese? Oddly enough, as a two year old, I'm told my grandfather use to feed my extra old cheddar while sitting on his lap. So today, I try one of those new toasted "deli" sandwiches at McRotten's -- the crispy Buffalo chicken one. I take a bite and I'm like -- "what the f*ck? Is the chicken rotten?" On closer inspection I see that they have put crumbled blue cheese on the mofo!! :eek: :mad: That's the closest to eating a vomit sandwhich I ever care to come. Oddly enough, they successfully mananged to capture the smell of Buffalo in a sandwhich. I was 13 when my parents finally stopped making me eat cheese. My mom made Swiss cordon bleu. I said, "Don't make me eat it. It smells like feet. I'll be sick. I HATE CHEESE!!!" I worked myself into such a state that, after the first bite, I yacked all over the table. I was never made to eat cheese again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 5, 2004 Author Share Posted November 5, 2004 I'd yack watching you yack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I was 13 when my parents finally stopped making me eat cheese. My mom made Swiss cordon bleu. I said, "Don't make me eat it. It smells like feet. I'll be sick. I HATE CHEESE!!!"You don't like swiss cheese? u SuxxOrs 2 da m@x!!! Weisswurst is the one food that makes me gag. Of course, you lot have pretty much the same effect. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 5, 2004 Share Posted November 5, 2004 The MGD is barely washing away the rancid taste. I may have to step it up to Glenlivet!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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