Wallybob Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 Wally smack Wino with taunts of living on left coast of liberalism. Bah! Wally drink more beer. Beer good, MTW bad. Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Stone Smoked Porter good. Very good. Now chased with Guinness. Beeeeeeeeeerap !!!! That's one angryolized burp, maggots! Turns! I need turns to flay yer worthless hides from yer useless bones!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: Wally smack Wino with taunts of living on left coast of liberalism. Bah! Wally drink more beer. Beer good, MTW bad. Bah.I'm sure that parents from all over Alabama cringe when they think that this waffle may be teaching their children. On the other hand, it does go a long way toward explaining the reputation that southern states have earned for their public education systems. :eek: :eek: Question: Who's the most important, highest paid faculty member in any southern high school? Answer: The football coach. Speaking of which, I was really disappointed to see the Jets blow not one, but two late field goal tries against the Steelers. A Jets win would have given the Colts a potential home game next weekend. Now beating New England will only gain them a trip to Pittsburg. So it goes. [ January 15, 2005, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Overall, the aquarium was a bit disappointing this time round. Less fish in some tanks, and several tanks were empty as well. But the special exibit was cool-jellyfish. Of course, you spineless sods would not be impressed. And of course the penguins were squawking and fighting-just like our neighboring thread. Afterwards, we walked to the North End for Eyetalian cuisine, fried calamari appetizers and linguine. Then a trip to a cafe for coffee and italian pastries. A rather pleasant day and evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Stone Smoked Porter good. Very good. Now chased with Guinness. Beeeeeeeeeerap !!!! That's one angryolized burp, maggots! Turns! I need turns to flay yer worthless hides from yer useless bones!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: So flint-chipper, how well did your tools work on the ice? By the way, you need a manicure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: A rather pleasant day and evening. With, of course, the exception of your company. And why would you pay for seafood when you could have walked out with it for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: A rather pleasant day and evening. With, of course, the exception of your company. And why would you pay for seafood when you could have walked out with it for free? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Mmmmmm, spikey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Poison. Poison. Tasty fish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: Mmmmmm, spikey. so where's my turn you prick??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 16, 2005 Author Share Posted January 16, 2005 Dave H - I have a more recent turn, and I tried to send it multiple times. Your ISP is refusing the email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Which is not unlike the welcome you would receive if you were to show up at his house. If you first didn't slip and break your neck on his driveway, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 What do you call a teacher that can't teach? Coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Gamey updates. Robohn is back with a buy-your-own-forces desert battle. Which he will lose. Sodball and I are about to start our AAR battle which takes place in the hell called St. Vith. Me Americans, him losers. Snarker thinks he can stop my Finns with a handful of rusty T-26s. Knowing him, he may have something gamey up his sleeve, like a tankette. PseudoSimonds is getting a lesson on why it is a bad idea to anger a group of gun- and tank-toting Canadians. Watson & Crick is trying to make like he's the attacker but, in the best German tradition, I have turned a defensive posture into an offensive one. He has been reduced to taking gamey area fire pot-shots from a distance. Every one of you sucks. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: Gamey updates. Watson & Crick is trying to make like he's the attacker but, in the best German tradition, I have turned a defensive posture into an offensive one. He has been reduced to taking gamey area fire pot-shots from a distance. Oh yeah, I have vulnerable T34's and this maggot has a tiger and uber pIII's. I'll slaughter your grunts anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Gamey updates. Watson & Crick is trying to make like he's the attacker but, in the best German tradition, I have turned a defensive posture into an offensive one. He has been reduced to taking gamey area fire pot-shots from a distance. Oh yeah, I have vulnerable T34's and this maggot has a tiger and uber pIII's. I'll slaughter your grunts anyway. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 My AAR with Axe so far: I punch out a few of his Shermans. He cuts up my screening infantry. I mow down his advancing infantry. He lines up his Shermans and pounds the living crap out of all that is good and decent in this village. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: And why would you pay for seafood when you could have walked out with it for free? Are you sure you're not Australian? :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 In the Commonwealth. Same thing as far as us 'Mercans are concerned. Wait... I live in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania - GAAARGRGARGH! I'm an Australian too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Common Yankees? Even those below the line seem to be so. AARRGGHHHGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to bump this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Someone owes me a turn - I can never remember whether it's Axlegrease or Snickers - either will do - whichever it is is losing well to the brave New Zealand defenders of Crete and is probably hoping I've forgotten about it! But I haven't!! so get yer arse into gear, dig your computer out of the snow, and <big><big><big>GET ME A BLOODY TURN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: </big></big></big></big> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 It ain't me. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 Mike, I have turn 45, shown as sent. Ages ago, with extreme prejudice. I'll search my auto junk file cabinet thingy in case your mail was properly placed. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 Originally posted by Wallybob: Wally smack Wino with taunts of living on left coast of liberalism. Bah! Wally drink more beer. Beer good, MTW bad.Grue think wallybob Grue lovechild? Grue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted January 18, 2005 Share Posted January 18, 2005 I venture forth to the wafflers, it has been a while, and I have been working on things not to be named. However, in a moment of sanity break, I have created a new Rune scenario based in Italy. It features: Crunchies More Crunchies, Lots o' Artillery San Pietro [a town on a hillside] Night More crunchies a couple of things that go boom. Needs some balance testing, email me if interested and may it cause you much pain. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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