_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 CMBO Hedgerows reach skyward As Tigers prowl searching prey. Paris starts to stir. CMBB Mud and rain and woe Such is the hard lot of troops On the eastern front. CMAK Over yellow dunes Troops haul piles of TNT To chuck at maggots. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Nice haiku "hatchet" job, Axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Teddy, thanks. Unfortunately my Jefferson Airplane collection is at home. On the other hand, there are lots of ways to get away from it all. Maybe I'll try some of Axe's poetry gig: Clouds of dark gloom flee Island man confounds a gnome: PENGuin not so tough Or maybe this: Hot wind from the Pool Does a brave spirit come forth- No, just more hot wind Hey, this is fun: While cherry blossoms Stir in the time of rebirth, Smelly Pool dries up What do you think, Axe, will I ever get the hang of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 By Jove, I think you've got it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: By Jove, I think you've got it! I think so too. Luckily, they have antibiotics for that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Teddy, thanks. Unfortunately my Jefferson Airplane collection is at home. On the other hand, there are lots of ways to get away from it all. Maybe I'll try some of Axe's poetry gig: Clouds of dark gloom flee Island man confounds a gnome: PENGuin not so tough Or maybe this: Hot wind from the Pool Does a brave spirit come forth- No, just more hot wind Hey, this is fun: While cherry blossoms Stir in the time of rebirth, Smelly Pool dries up What do you think, Axe, will I ever get the hang of this? Foetid Breath from whence Herold of Waffle demise An ill wind doth blow For time is fleeting The Waffle's days are numbered The Pool will survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: For time is fleeting The Waffle's days are numbered The Pool will survive Young doofus a floater Rejected scum from sewer pit shove off back there dork Hey this is easy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 What's with all the poetry, chaps? Goodale's only been gone for a few days and already we're dangerously close to sanity. We desperately need more frothing maniacs ... where's Soddball when you need him? Turns resent to Mike and Axe (the maggots) and it's movie time for Snarker (the maggot). If any TNT gets lost in the post, let me know. Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Pengers make me retch The porcelin throne beckons I may not make it :mad: :mad: :mad: [ November 25, 2003, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Knights froth at the mouth Their squires eat table scraps It's the same old thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: we're dangerously close to sanity. That's a stretch, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 That's it! THAT'S IT! Next one to post a poem or haiku gets to the bottom of the pre-order list. Something has to be done!!!! Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Thank you, Cheery Waffle. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Cheery Waffle a year ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Cheery Waffle, our inspired thread. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a thread which never had an equal in world history. The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men. Every time I have found myself in presence of the thread I have been subjugated by its strength, its charm, its grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me--me!--on the same platform where the Great Cheery Waffle stands. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen. I play games. I am a maggot. All thanks to thee, O great educator, Cheery Waffle. I love a young woman with a renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children--all thanks to thee, great educator, Cheery Waffle. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great educator, Cheery Waffle. Everything belongs to thee, the thread of our great community. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be : Cheery Waffle. O great Cheery Waffle, O leader of the peoples, Thou who broughtest man to birth. Thou who fructifies the earth, Thou who restorest to centuries, Thou who makest bloom the spring, Thou who makest vibrate the musical chords... Thou, splendour of my spring, O thou, Sun reflected by millions of hearts. ...or sumfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Welcome back Keke! I thought you were a melted puddle in the desert by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Rune throws a tantrum He stomps his foot in anger "No CMAK for you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: Thank you, Cheery Waffle. Thank you because I am joyful. Thank you because I am well. No matter how old I become, I shall never forget how we received Cheery Waffle a year ago. Centuries will pass, and the generations still to come will regard us as the happiest of mortals, as the most fortunate of men, because we lived in the century of centuries, because we were privileged to see Cheery Waffle, our inspired thread. Yes, and we regard ourselves as the happiest of mortals because we are the contemporaries of a thread which never had an equal in world history. The men of all ages will call on thy name, which is strong, beautiful, wise and marvelous. Thy name is engraven on every factory, every machine, every place on the earth, and in the hearts of all men. Every time I have found myself in presence of the thread I have been subjugated by its strength, its charm, its grandeur. I have experienced a great desire to sing, to cry out, to shout with joy and happiness. And now see me--me!--on the same platform where the Great Cheery Waffle stands. In what country, in what part of the world could such a thing happen. I play games. I am a maggot. All thanks to thee, O great educator, Cheery Waffle. I love a young woman with a renewed love and shall perpetuate myself in my children--all thanks to thee, great educator, Cheery Waffle. I shall be eternally happy and joyous, all thanks to thee, great educator, Cheery Waffle. Everything belongs to thee, the thread of our great community. And when the woman I love presents me with a child the first word it shall utter will be : Cheery Waffle. O great Cheery Waffle, O leader of the peoples, Thou who broughtest man to birth. Thou who fructifies the earth, Thou who restorest to centuries, Thou who makest bloom the spring, Thou who makest vibrate the musical chords... Thou, splendour of my spring, O thou, Sun reflected by millions of hearts. ...or sumfink. :mad: :mad: GGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Who are you and where did you hide Keke (The Finnish UberMaggot)? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Rune throws a tantrum He stomps his foot in anger "No CMAK for you!" Dibs on Axe's free copy. Rune, contact me and I'll give you a mailing address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Rune throws a tantrum He stomps his foot in anger "No CMAK for you!" Dibs on Axe's free copy. Rune, contact me and I'll give you a mailing address. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: For time is fleeting The Waffle's days are numbered The Pool will survive Young doofus a floater Rejected scum from sewer pit shove off back there dork Hey this is easy!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Rune throws a tantrum He stomps his foot in anger "No CMAK for you!" Dibs on Axe's free copy. Rune, contact me and I'll give you a mailing address. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: What's a good arch nemesis for? Angering me to no end! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: SMOPIUM! I sent you the turn 3, three, More than 2, less than 4, fecking days ago. I will willingly admit that at times I have had a Goodalesque turn on not sending turns, BUT it ain't this time, Maggot! I have sent a retrans. Bah, today I hate in no particular order, insurance companies who don't want to shell out when their little old lady can't drive, students who will max out their employment capacity with "Do you want fries with that Sir?", and Idjots who can't check their inboxes for turns. Oh, not to forget, Goodale. Hate'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Do you guys realise the <small> Peng scum</small> hav, like, twice as many posts in their thread as us? Thank god that all the loosers and tossers go there keep up the standards And let all the riff-raff sod of!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: By Jove, I think you've got it! I think so too. Luckily, they have antibiotics for that sort of thing. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: Do you guys realise the <small> Peng scum</small> hav, like, twice as many posts in their thread as us? Thank god that all the loosers and tossers go there keep up the standards And let all the riff-raff sod of!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Yeah, they're planning our demise and generally cannabalising their own over the invite for us to join the MBT or sumfink. We should all pop over and say exactly the same thing - "I'm taking Seanachai's generous offer. Where's the Lone Star beer at? :mad: :mad: :mad: " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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