dieseltaylor Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 YK2 "Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his a** - Bukowski" Whose arse was he referring to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 ... trollop... never liked leg warmers. No, no, silly Donkey. Leg warmers are an integral part of Natural Selection. Trust me on this. You see, wimmin who don't shave their legs wear them. This has a good effect in that it stops mens' body parts from getting chaff.. chafeing... getting rubbed raw ! This naturally means that they can compete in the reason for all of our existences...well, nearly all of us - THE IMPERATIVE TO PASS ON OUR JEANS !! oR sUmfInk ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by dieseltaylor: YK2 "Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his a** - Bukowski" Whose arse was he referring to? ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! No one in particular..... Read the book... you'll enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by Noba: No, no, silly Donkey. Leg warmers are an integral part of Natural Selection. [... stands moodily at the back of paddock in four pink and orange leg warmers, pressing a damp snout at an upturned rubber gnome...] Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get physical, let's get into physical Let me hear yer rubber squeak, yer rubber squeak, let me hear yer rubber squeak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vskalex Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Stickypoxy - Is this you? Thought so. Loooove the handbag, but maybe Sturmy can help you with a makeover??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 polyestervslatex you ignorant twat, sturmsebber couldn't properly apply makeup if his life depended upon it! No sodd off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: No sodd off! Oh dear, this one needs a little more work... ***BOOT*** It's "Now Sod Off". {and that "twat" better be referring to "The War Against Terror" or you'll have another...} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: No sodd off! Oh dear, this one needs a little more work... ***BOOT*** It's "Now Sod Off". {and that "twat" better be referring to "The War Against Terror" or you'll have another...} </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Btw Lars do you own a shoe store or something? No.. but he drives a hard bargain in the sale of grain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I have lots of grain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Do you have as much as I have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Are you aware that if someone attacks they can pillage your grain? *eek* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I put 500 (bushels?) of grain on the market and so far, only one has been purchased. Personally, I think the grain thing is kind of unneccessary. Unless it's going to become important later in the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 yeah.. it sucks so far.... The grain thing doesn't seem to be getting anywhere fast.. Guess we just have to wait.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Um....Queen Emma you better store the grain far away from the paddock...and I wouldn't trust Yeknod if he volunteers to guard the grain... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 I just experienced the ground move... *eek* An earthquake hit my fief taking one of my buildings with it... Do you know how long it took me to get that bloody building?? Ah well.... back to the watch.... Persephone are you over there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: Persephone are you over there? No, I'm over here in the Cesspool keeping the fire going and baking cheesecakes and keeping track of the wine supply....it's a terrible job....but somebody has to do it.... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: I just experienced the ground move... *eek* Ah, it was good for you my little Rabbit, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: I just experienced the ground move... *eek* Ah, it was good for you my little Rabbit, no? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: I just experienced the ground move... *eek* Ah, it was good for you my little Rabbit, no? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 LMAO!!! All this lovely grain.... I have sacks of the stuff... Anyone fancy some home baked whole grain bread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 #$%^%@$^&^!!!!! It is my privelege to pour the Queen's wine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: I just experienced the ground move... *eek* An earthquake hit my fief taking one of my buildings with it... Do you know how long it took me to get that bloody building?? The same quake hit my fief and took my only building with it. So, no buidings, but a whole sh*thouse full of grain that nobody wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: #$%^%@$^&^!!!!! It is my privelege to pour the Queen's wine! Ahhhh just the thing to wash down this bread... I think I added a little to much grain... Thank Ye faithful Squire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 You can tell Fiefdom's up. There's tumbleweeds rolling through the Cess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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