Wallybob Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Geez, some strong storms came through last night and this morning. All ok here. Turns out. All not ok there. Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: Maybe you could stick your head in a bucket of electric-eel-infested water and spare us your blathering. Somebody needs a hug. What's the matter Soggybottom, find out the pubs are closed tomorrow? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Geez, some strong storms came through last night and this morning. All ok here. Turns out. All not ok there. Bah. Since we are winding down our current match, would you be interested in trying Sluttywanker's new waffle scenario? That is, if he actually playtested it for reinforcement bugs.... Perhaps he could send it your way so you can pick the sides... Judging from Sluttywanker's last crotchety post, me thinks he is jealous of Wino's locks. Wig-wearing wombat :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: Geez, some strong storms came through last night and this morning. All ok here. Turns out. All not ok there. Bah. Since we are winding down our current match, would you be interested in trying Sluttywanker's new waffle scenario? That is, if he actually playtested it for reinforcement bugs.... Perhaps he could send it your way so you can pick the sides... Judging from Sluttywanker's last crotchety post, me thinks he is jealous of Wino's locks. Wig-wearing wombat :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: Geez, some strong storms came through last night and this morning. All ok here. Turns out. All not ok there. Bah. Since we are winding down our current match, would you be interested in trying Sluttywanker's new waffle scenario? That is, if he actually playtested it for reinforcement bugs.... Perhaps he could send it your way so you can pick the sides... Judging from Sluttywanker's last crotchety post, me thinks he is jealous of Wino's locks. Wig-wearing wombat :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Cheery Waffles (minus the minor bug) sent. :mad: :mad: Angry TNT out loud!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Cheery Waffles (minus the minor bug) sent. :mad: :mad: Angry TNT out loud!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Yeah roight http://community.battlefront.com/uploads/emoticons/default_rolleyes.gif' alt=':rolleyes:'> Rapunzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Ain't it fun taunting him? Turns out to all what sent 'em. Yeeha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: After having my hair long for the past ten years I finally found a barber. My gawd, I live in the hinterlands. Damnable suburbs. Upside: More business-like appearance. Downside: I look 10 years younger. Normally this wouldn't be a bad thing but people were saying that I looked 10 years younger than I am when I had long hair. Hey wait....I could pull one of the '21 Jumpstreet'/ 'Beverly Hills 90210' deals, you know where the the 40 year olds play high school students? <ponders career change> Just what we need, another actor. So what kind of doo do you have? Mullet? Flat-top? Totally shaved? Perm? [ November 24, 2004, 03:29 PM: Message edited by: Watson & Crick ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 What the hell did you do to bold your entire post? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 Wasted & Sick thought about doing a mullet for a day...just for shock value. But the thought that someone might catch a photo of it was too much. I mean a joke is one thing but photographic evidence would be too much. My older brother to this day is still pissed off that I used to call him a 'hessian' back in his dirty rocker days and then I had the gall to grow my hair out. Everytime he gets going about how I used to call him a hessian and then grew my hair out, I still have the ace in the hole....he used to have a mullet....for like 2 or 3 years. Farging late '80s jet-skiiing homo that he was. Woooooo-hoooo, no fear, bro. Where's the Coor's Light? I couldn't live it down if he ever got a piccie of me with a mullet. Plus, those things are just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Happy Thanksgiving to you lot. Here's a recipe for your very own cranberry sauce - it's excellent and easy to make. 2 12oz bags cranberries 1 1/2 cups sugar 1 cup orange juice (I recommend Simply Orange if you don't squeeze your own) 1 cup water 1 tbs grated orange peel 1 tsp ground ginger 1/2 cup (about 2 oz) minced crystallized ginger Combine first six ingredients in heavy large saucepan. Bring to a boil, stirring until sugar dissolves. Boil until cranberries pop, stirring occasionally, about 5 minutes. Cool. Mix in crystallized ginger. (Can be prepared 3 days in advance - cover and refrigerate.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Gee, thanks Snoozer. Where's the :mad: ? Where's the Deranged, Molten TNT? I know your idea of a fun 'thanksgiving' is spending it in a dark alley with your pants round your ankles, being diddled by a long line of lonely, warty-todgered old tramps, but you could have put some angry TNT in!! GARAHHRGGRHAGRHGHGHGARGHARGHHARAHGHGHHHG!!!! For that, you receive a setup - a scenario depot scenario. I picked sides by dint of flipping a coin. :mad: Prepare to be slathered in Molten TNT, Maggot Lips!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Gee, thanks Snoozer. Where's the :mad: ? Where's the Deranged, Molten TNT? I know your idea of a fun 'thanksgiving' is spending it in a dark alley with your pants round your ankles, being diddled by a long line of lonely, warty-todgered old tramps, but you could have put some angry TNT in!! GARAHHRGGRHAGRHGHGHGARGHARGHHARAHGHGHHHG!!!! For that, you receive a setup - a scenario depot scenario. I picked sides by dint of flipping a coin. :mad: Prepare to be slathered in Molten TNT, Maggot Lips!! :mad: I've not upgraded yet. If you have, take a number. If you've not, take a number. I'm upgrading after I finish flame broiling the Axe man and getting my nads handed to me in a bullock's sac courtesy of Mike the Kiwi. Feckin' Marmelade operation. NON TNT CHUCKING KRAUT MAGGOTS IN THAT SCENARIO!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 I've not upgraded, neither. I'm waiting to finish playtesting Bidberg Heights with Daft H and this crazy tournament scenario with Wibbleblob. So no excuses Maggot! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted November 25, 2004 Author Share Posted November 25, 2004 There will be no giving of thanks until you sackless, slack-jawed bunch of sister-humping, knuckle-dragging, no-TNT-chucking maggots get on the ball and send some turns. Be quick now or I will personally drive to each of your houses and crap on your holiday bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 25, 2004 Share Posted November 25, 2004 ALLLRIOOOOOGHTTTTYYYY MAGGOTS! :mad: After a nice turkey dinner with the girlfriend and a tryptophan induced nap, I'm ready to chuck TNT. I hope you all are stuffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 With the closure of the PF I find my life is sadly lacking in entertaining reading. I don't expect that to be fixed by a bunch of podgy porcine prats like you lot, but I'm willign to give you a chance. Unlike Axe, Boo and Wally - all of whom are runnign away and or lying lower than a lizard drinkin' anyone else want to enjoy a good beating at my hands? Paint on latex is extra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Jack-a-napes! Lollygaggers!! Noodleheads!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Originally posted by Mike: ...podgy porcine prats...Nice alliteration. I like that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Jack-a-napes! Lollygaggers!! Noodleheads!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Whoooop!!!!! Whooooop!!!!! Wapner. 4 o'clock. Get this man his meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Friends! That is no way to treat a fellow Waffler! I saw a wonderful program showing the effects of Pepper spray! Quick, before he starts "ruling." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Friends! That is no way to treat a fellow Waffler! I saw a wonderful program showing the effects of Pepper spray! Quick, before he starts "ruling." Capital idea, Watson! You truly are a valued member of this community! I vote for an extra ration of TNT up your arse*! Huzzah! :mad: :mad: *<font size = 1>to be administered by the first person to post after this</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted November 26, 2004 Share Posted November 26, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Friends! That is no way to treat a fellow Waffler! I saw a wonderful program showing the effects of Pepper spray! Quick, before he starts "ruling." Capital idea, Watson! You truly are a valued member of this community! I vote for an extra ration of TNT up your arse*! Huzzah! :mad: :mad: *<font size = 1>to be administered by the first person to post after this</font> </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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